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  • _Waffles_ said:
    So... colored skin is what you prefer?

    Alright, there seems to be a misconception on what I'm trying to get across here. I never said I didn't like furry furries, nor did I mean to imply it. This is an amazing pic, and I love every bit of its detail. I'm praising it for being detailed beyond the point that most artists usually can pull off.

    I'm also lightly ribbing at how this level of detail reveals a side of furries that is rarely noticed or discussed, even though it's universally known, and that is that furries are, well, covered in fur (it's kinda the whole point now, isn't it?). When you can see the individual hairs on a character, it serves to remind that, in reality, there are things that we overlook in the throes of fantasy that can really manifest as key factors in how we enjoy all that we see.

    Getting a mouth full of muff fluff? That's one of them.

    Still, I said this before, and I'll reiterate, DEFINITELY WORTH IT.

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  • marcuszer0 said:
    I'm also lightly ribbing at how this level of detail reveals a side of furries that is rarely noticed or discussed, even though it's universally known, and that is that furries are, well, covered in fur (it's kinda the whole point now, isn't it?). When you can see the individual hairs on a character, it serves to remind that, in reality, there are things that we overlook in the throes of fantasy that can really manifest as key factors in how we enjoy all that we see.

    Getting a mouth full of muff fluff? That's one of them.

    When furries get made, we'll deal with the consequences. Maybe the free market will come up with some kind of throat condom to catch the hairs.

    Or they can just shave near the genitals. Which is already something humans do for similar reasons.

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  • Lance_Armstrong said:
    When furries get made, we'll deal with the consequences. Maybe the free market will come up with some kind of throat condom to catch the hairs.

    Or they can just shave near the genitals. Which is already something humans do for similar reasons.

    A throat condom sounds like a horrifying concept and I don't know how I should feel about it. I imagine it'd be more accurate to call it a mouth condom? Because if you're still getting hairs on your tongue and the rest of your mouth, the situation hasn't greatly improved, and if you're blocking things from the mouth forward, it doesn't serve to protect the throat any further. Plus, people kinda need to breathe, and it'd take some real creative thinking and a whole lot of engineering to fix what is essentially a sexy trash bag lodged in your larynx.

    And shaving is not without its own issues either, how much do you shave off? If you just shave the labia and a bit above, you have a THIN window of opportunity, and ANY deviation will be met with instant punishment. So maybe you go a few extra inches around. This gives you room to breathe, but that fur is still relatively close to where you're exploring with what is debatably the most sensitive organ in your entire body, it's not exactly a far shot to say a hair might come loose and find its way into your mouth.

    This issue can expand quite a bit, until about the point where furries are essentially wearing reverse-underwear where all their hair has been completely stripped (let's not even talk about how much of a pain in the ass that must be to keep up) just to ensure the comfort and safety of anyone adventuring down below. But finally, you have something that works, and finally, you can get to the sexy-times.

    With someone who has a standard human crotch.

    post #905700

    GOD DAMN IT!!!

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  • marcuszer0 said:
    A throat condom sounds like a horrifying concept and I don't know how I should feel about it. I imagine it'd be more accurate to call it a mouth condom? Because if you're still getting hairs on your tongue and the rest of your mouth, the situation hasn't greatly improved, and if you're blocking things from the mouth forward, it doesn't serve to protect the throat any further. Plus, people kinda need to breathe, and it'd take some real creative thinking and a whole lot of engineering to fix what is essentially a sexy trash bag lodged in your larynx.

    I think I've got it.

    Imagine using your tongue for stuff, but not immediately retracting it back into your mouth after you're done.

    Then you hit it with the tongue scraper. Do it quickly across the entire tongue, about 10 seconds as partner adjusts for the next round of foreplay. Pinch off any hair mid-way through and continue scraping the entire tongue, firmly but gently to not damage the papillae.

    Cats are getting hairballs because they are dumb and don't know any better. But we have invented the tongue scraper. Something that you should actually use every day anyway because it mutilates bad breath. The solution to the furry oral problem was in our supermarkets and dentist offices all along.

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  • Lance_Armstrong said:
    tongue scraper.

    That might work in theory... But have you ever just held your tongue out for more than a couple dozen seconds? It's not very comfortable, and the urge to bring it back and re-coat it with saliva gets pretty strong pretty quickly. Plus, this method implies that you're just sticking your tongue out and tightly closing your lips around it like a schoolyard child blowing a raspberry as not to invite hair directly into your mouth. Real oral means getting IN there, using your whole mouth, not just licking chastely. No way is a scraper going to deal with that, the only help there is to completely cut it, take a break, go wash your mouth out, hock up any hair that made it to the throat, rinse and gargle multiple times, and hopefully come back to a patient lover rather than an annoyed one (fat fucking chance!).

    Seems like the only good solution is... To just tank it. Be a man, deal with it, cough that hairball up later, and in the mean time, it's gonna suck.

    And this is where the divide lies. Is it worth all the hassle? To have that super-sexy furry in your bed?

    This is what separates the boys from the men. You either give up here and give up the idea of a beautiful, bright future, or you knuckle down and eat that pussy, floss your teeth with that fluff, and leave that crotch smelling like wet dog by the time you come up for air. Will it be pleasant? NO! Disgusting? YES!

    Worth it?

    ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!!!

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  • marcuszer0 said:
    Totes is the kind of detail worker that is so good that it almost loops around to being bad. I mean that as the best of compliments, I assure you, but really, an amazing backside like this, presented so tantalizing and absolutely magnetic in attraction, you couldn't help but have a taste.

    ... And you can see every hair you would get in your mouth from the first lick. Disgusting? Yes. Worth it? Definitely.

    I'm pretty sure latex is your thing then.

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  • winterispreety said:
    Female, facial_hairIs what's confusing me... just very odd...

    I think it's fairly common for certain species of female animals to have what looks to be 'facial hair', more so, facial fur to where it looks like they have goatees. I may be wrong, but I have seen it before.

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  • This is what i live for, debates on an obscure furry website deeply discussing the implications of actually being with a furry. Makes me happy

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  • will0 said:
    This is what i live for, debates on an obscure furry website deeply discussing the implications of actually being with a furry. Makes me happy

    "Obscure furry website"
    My brother in Christ this website is one of the most popular in the fandom

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