↑400♥1264C17
Description
Story
"She went to the car dealer thinking she could tease her way into a deal on a hot ride, but in the end, everyone gets screwed at the car dealership. As she looked under the hood the dealer was doing the same, enjoying the view of her thick, buff, stocking shrouded legs as the mons of her thick pussy spilled out of each side of the crotch on her extremely short-cut jean shorts, the thin strip of fabric only hiding her vulva as it rode a bit up the crack of her vagina. As she leaned over her massive tits barely held themselves within the confines of a thin, blue t-top, swaying and struggling for release.
"She closes the hood and turns to her side, looking at him with a coy expression out of the corner of her eye as she asks him if they could go for a test drive, glancing back at the street just a few yards away as she smiled devilishly, returning her gaze to the dealer who . . . had the strangest expression crossing his own face. She remembered that look, once upon a time when her father followed her to the mall to interrupt a booty call and ended up taking his own daughters ass for a ride in the food court. It was the look he gave her after he had cum inside her, and zipped back up to take her home, knowing he was going to do this many more times in the future. Unfortunately for this tease, she was about to go for another unintended ride yet again.
"Without a word the car dealer just reached up and spontaneously pulled her flimsy top down, her perky tits exploding into view as a car's wheels chirped against the edge of the sidewalk, a driver by startled by the sudden view as he fought to regain control of his car, parking it across the road half a block down to continue watching. The fit, buff male's expression didn't change as he pushed her over the hood of the car as the young seductress's gaze never broke his, instead changing to a look of shock as and startled realization that she had been too much of a cock tease, and was about to be punished by the 15" cock now being exposed to the theater of the city as his pants and shorts hit the ground.
"With a thumb he gently pulled the crotch of her shorts over to the side of her thick vagina as he let them settle in the crook of her leg, fully exposing her to him now . . . or at least just enough to get this show on the road. As he eased into his temptress she began to cry, traffic now stopped on the road as an audience began to form on the sidewalk as well, some unabashedly freeing their own cocks to the delicious scene, living the experience vicariously through their own fists. Perhaps when the car dealer was finished . . .
"Nobody was about to interrupt this rapist though, easily intimidating more than his victim to hold firm control over the scene. He grabbed a leg and leaned in to focus on his prey, his grin only widening as his penis pistoned in and out of her hips quickly, the only sound now the wet slurping and smacking noise of his penetration. The young beauty had now gotten more than her 15 minutes of fame between the show she had put on with her father and the one she was giving now.
"He came suddenly from the rush of it all, his orgasm so hard his semen blasted out from between his invading penis and the lips of her vulva stretched tightly around him, covering much of her hips, thighs, and the car in his pearly essence. He pulled out, tossing her leg down so she was prone over the car hood, her abused pussy squeezed between her thighs and forcing more of his spooge from the lips of her supple mound. As a string of sperm slowly dangled its way to the pool that had formed from dripping off the bumper, he simply gathered his clothes and walked back into his office half nude, loving the publicity he had received from this deal, waving back behind him and shouting he hoped she had enjoyed her ride, all the while the crowd gathered closer with hungry eyes, hoping to get a free ride out of this deal too . . ."
Blacklisted
Ironchefwookie
Membershe looks kinda young for a cougar
Silver Sandwich
MemberI was trying to come up with a car saleman joke but yours won.
loki-mun
Memberjust remember, YOU can look this young too by using "Oil of Olay Revitalizer" see ins-store for details, results may vary, horny car salesman not included
Kissaki
MemberI guess the car dealerships really fuck you on the prices?
user 7730
MemberIt looks like he's really fucking her on the hood. >.>
nekkofox
MemberWell, she tried to negotiate, but she just ended up beating a dead horse.
Felicity Longis
MemberI've heard of getting shafted on a deal, but this is ridiculous
http://instantrimshot.com/
user 7730
MemberLOL!
RIS
MemberThat was a low blow...
Lavthedog
MemberI think all are missing the point...
You buy that car? and you'll be fuckin hot chicks on your hood in no time...
Must... buy.... car.... and get a pack of Dr. Pepper 10....
gosman
Membertotally not creepy and fucked up in any way. COME BIG BILLS HELL CARS.. WELL FUCK YOUR WIFE
Makrimor
MemberI would LOVE to see an animated version of this.
Dezrosiar
MemberThis post wins. GOOD DAY SIR.
SkullFox
MemberWait till she sees what the premiums do to her bank acount LOL
FoxyRabbit
MemberI'd hit that.
MrPerfectCell
Membershe REALLY GOT FUCKED UP ON THAT DEAL!!
Janner3D
MemberEither you're trolling or you're a terrible person and should feel ashamed of yourself.
Buckeye318
MemberOmg stahp with all the puns!
Etharian
Member>Samefag detected
GunMetalHyena
Memberyah no..fuck you ass holes so what if i want to dress cute it dont mean i should have a target painted on my back. people dress for them selves not for you fucking pervs...god some times i hate furrys and i am one..
nightwishoflust
MemberIf drinking Dr. Pepper means I can attract hot girls then I'm a step in the right direction (I also need to buy a 1980 Trans Am FireBird) but for some odd reason I have yet to attract the sexy dragoness I have been looking for although I do have a few cougar friends of whom are basically my drinking buddies which is still cool don't get me wrong it's hard to beat friends football and Dr. Pepper
nightwishoflust
MemberI would love to be in her position every single day all day I would simply be in heaven
The Smut Stash
MemberYeah I though they stop making the Cougar in the early 2000's
The Smut Stash
MemberFuck you, Baltimore!
If you're dumb enough to buy a car this weekend, you're a big enough slut to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars!
Bad deals! Cars that break down! Rapist!
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill's, you can suck my dick!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!
If you find a better deal, shove it up your cute ass! You heard us right, shove it up your cute ass!
Bring your trade! Bring your title! Bring your wife! We'll fuck her! That's right, we'll fuck your wife!
Because at Big Bill Hell's, you're fucked 6 ways from Sunday!
Take a hike, to Big Bill Hell's!
Home of Challenge Sex! That's right, Challenge Sex!
How does it work? If you can come here and not get fucked, you get no down payment!
Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't fuck with us! Or we'll rip your nuts off and shove them down your throat!
Only at Big Bill Hell's, the only dealer that tells you to fuck me!
Hurry up, bitch! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
Go To Hell!
Big Bill Hell's Cars, Baltimore's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons-of-bitches in the state of Maryland!
Guaranteed!
lowtierhero
Memberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc
Alsander And Ciaran
MemberStop the memes, stop memeing!
Mad Maddie
Member"Fuck you, Baltimore!"
Login to respond »