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    ShadowDragoon

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    Damsel in distress: "Wait...What just happened?"
    Dragon: "Umm...Didn't you mean to get her?"
    Knight: "Screw the princess...You're coming with me instead."

    I love this...It's so funny.

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    Youchus

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    Me doth think she protest to little for being abducted by ye brave night!

    Just to awesome!

    I think the dragon's look is one of sheer surprise at the fact the night finds her worthy to be abducted.

    She seems to be taking it all in stride actually and just waiting to see what the outcome will be.

    Most epic and funny this!

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    Mankouv

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    I loled at that so hard seeing the princess like "WTF ASSHOLE?!?!? I need rescuing not the dragon!!" and the dragon is like "Ummmmm this is a strange turn of events.."

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    Wolsik

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    LOL ALL OF MY UPVOTES!
    also...

    Spook said:
    "Dammit I said SLAY the dragon, not LAY the dragon!"

    Oh, you!

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    kagemitsu

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    Youchus said:
    Me doth think she protest to little for being abducted by ye brave night!

    Just to awesome!

    I think the dragon's look is one of sheer surprise at the fact the knight finds her worthy to be abducted.

    She seems to be taking it all in stride actually and just waiting to see what the outcome will be.

    Most epic and funny this!

    fix'd. forgot the k in "knight"

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    Corne3228

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    I didn't get it till i saw the woman in the background i lafed my ass off.That is why knights shoodent wear those helmets he probably grabed the first nice ass he saw and ran like hell,and what a nice ass it is.I wonder if he is aware he has a dragon

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    Ero-Mon

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    There need to be a follow-up. I want to see the dragon's reaction where she is thrown on the bed. 0_O

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    Loc0

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    Spook said:
    "Dammit I said SLAY the dragon, not LAY the dragon!"

    To slay a woman?! No way! He has made the right choice! What a lucky knight... :)

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    taketheknot95

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    Corne3228 said:
    I didn't get it till i saw the woman in the background i lafed my ass off.That is why knights shoodent wear those helmets he probably grabed the first nice ass he saw and ran like hell,and what a nice ass it is.I wonder if he is aware he has a dragon

    Whoa...
    Now the "Dream is collapsing" thx bud ):/

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    ManintheArmor

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    Corne3228 said:
    I didn't get it till i saw the woman in the background i lafed my ass off.That is why knights shoodent wear those helmets he probably grabed the first nice ass he saw and ran like hell,and what a nice ass it is.I wonder if he is aware he has a dragon

    I see the dragon perfectly well. And no, I refuse to take off my awesome helmet. >:O

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    Speeder

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    Omegainferno said:
    We don't know the whole story here, maybe the dragon is the Princess and the lady locked up is an evil witch or something?

    yeah, you gotta think of all variables. The knight could be a dragon too! Or when he showed up to save the princess, it turned out she was a total raging thundercunt, and the dragoness was nicer, so he grabbed her

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    -Satyr-

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    DAT DRAGON ASS !!
    Love the way you can see it's so big and soft it actually covers a bit of the knight's helmet as his head is pressed against her hip.

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    Lunneziisuleyk

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    Anon_Bass said:
    i'm gonna write a fanfic just for this pic lol

    Me needz link pleezzes.

    Spook said:
    "Dammit I said SLAY the dragon, not LAY the dragon!"

    And then I heard Rob Schneider yell "YOU CAN DO EEET; YOu Can SLay her All night LOoonng!!!"

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    Jussome Guy

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    Pony said:
    Worst knight ever. Stabbing in the throat is much better than tackling.

    He's planning on doing the "stabbing" later...
    ...
    Insert George Takei here.

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    Meex

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    Ero-Mon said:
    There need to be a follow-up. I want to see the dragon's reaction where she is thrown on the bed. 0_O

    "What are we gonna do on the bed? (:D"

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    Draconinja

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    Corne3228 said:
    I didn't get it till i saw the woman in the background i lafed my ass off.That is why knights shoodent wear those helmets he probably grabed the first nice ass he saw and ran like hell,and what a nice ass it is.I wonder if he is aware he has a dragon

    In the picture this is based off of, the knight looked at the princess first before taking the dragoness

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    Jokiu

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    DarkMachinations said:
    i'm gonna write a fanfic just for this pic lol

    Make it happen! And I will love you forever!

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    Umbreonic

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    Spook said:
    "Dammit I said SLAY the dragon, not LAY the dragon!"

    Comments on this site usually aren't great, but every now and then you come across a comment like this and learn to appreciate life.

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    tomaej

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    The Dragon's Layer. One was bottomless. One looked ready to chew nails. Choice obvious to me.

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    Aramech

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    The original caption to this Picture (at least when i found it on the net) was 'The only firebrathing angry lizzard here is the one chained to that rock'.

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    MyNameIsOver20charac

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    EthanBailey said:
    I wonder if anyone will see this, but this is the highest scored image on e621 at the moment

    That's how I found it, the highest scored post that I can actually look at. I have to look at e6 from my computer sometime!

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    user 263107

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    Spook said:
    "Dammit I said SLAY the dragon, not LAY the dragon!"

    Meanwhile, The King is questioning his Advisor's choices in this regard in a council meeting.

    "Who, in their right god damned mind, hired a fucking bard, to save MY DAUGHTER?!?"

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    yugijak

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    Clearly the knight saw it was his ex wife and made a choice to save an endangered species.

    The chardest choices require the strongest wills.

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    phin jiggler

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    I am genuinely a little suprised there isn't a Hiccup, Toothess and Astrid version of this.
    (or if there is, I've never seen it)

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    NyeTenue

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    I love the fact that it's been 11 years since this was posted and we're still Meming and re-meming it.

    Best part is we don't know the context as to why she was left there and NOT the dragon (besides thickness 😏)
    Show of hands 2023, who'd take the actual (Thiccc) dragon over the more than likely known user, abuser and manipulator
    LET US NOT FORGET, She's chained to a mountain for a REASON! 😤

    I'm not one to undo bizzare punishments without just cause.
    Like when I caught my friend getting her just desserts after deceiving one of our mutual friends out of $3k
    Once I found out the details, I couldn't really defend that 😅
    If it looks like I walked in on you getting your just desserts, you probably deserved it 😒

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