If it means this nice minotaur lady doesnt kill me, then i will touch the cow, also might have to make a series of constitution checks to see if I survive the night as well.

He got her interested in spilling human fluids other than blood.

...nice.

DM: You succeeded in seducing the Minotaur, now roll for a constitution save...

science-snake-altair said:
He got her interested in spilling human fluids other than blood.

Hey, only 90% do that man.

i-fap-to-furries said:
Hey, only 90% do that man.

Must have been a Bard.

This would be amazing as an animation.

caudler said:
If it means this nice minotaur lady doesnt kill me, then i will touch the cow, also might have to make a series of constitution checks to see if I survive the night as well.

constitution checks FAIL, you die by snu snu.

In Azeroth, the bull rides you.

Holy fuck that's hot.