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Muttzilla
BlockedLmao I just had to make it! XD
Släneri
BlockedI kinda like this
Synfulwolf
Membermy note is the eye of the dragon just kind like 'wtf'
Rha-Tyzul
MemberThis.. is definitely acceptable. Well done sir.
Lyaso
MemberYou did get the actual joke, right? .....right?
Lyaso
MemberI don't think the idea of of a sentient, self-aware being that can explicitly consent regardless of body shape is a mental hurdle.
dekion
MemberZoophilia != bestiality. Even if one can come with the other.
jdt42
MemberYes, the joke under the bold "BESTIALITY" was a snip at the woman, or alternatively that bestiality is the superior alternative to fucking her.
JMay seems to get it.
JMay
MemberThe distinction is not relevant in this case. Zoophilia is the attraction, bestiality is the act. I used the word zoophilia simply because it was more grammatically appropriate.
AithTheImp
MemberThat's always good to hear, I laughed when I saw this. I fav'd the original a long time ago. :D
Tasha Kielbasa
MemberYou seem to understand. Humanity may have hope when porn watchers get more intelligent than the normal populace.
kjzsbtby
Memberloool
snowie
MemberEpic Classic, had to Laugh! :D Cheers mate!
Oh, And what site are you on again? (lot qouting others ect) stop whinging and enjoy the Furry animal pics!
Bloodscale
MemberNot admitting it is one thing, but the real problem are those wannabe moral furfags that go on rambling on how bad Bestiality is before switchting back to their diaper scat inflation fox porn. Live and let live, Jesus Christ...
Kage134
MemberWho wants to slay the dragon when you can lay the dragon?
justforgarbage
Membere621 isn't exactly a very appropriate place for demotivationposter-likes, but as a rare and appropriate occasion this one is good.
JMay
MemberI think you quoted the wrong person. I'm not whining about anything.
Jay-L-C
MemberI wonder if the human female was that much of a bicth that the knight saved the dragon from her...or...maby he got tired of human pussy and wanted to try something new
Muttzilla
BlockedChildren, It's a bestiality joke on a porn site. Is it REALLY worth starting a debate over? And stop all your whining. -.-'
MasterOfBerries
MemberWell, it got approved, so...
zakria
MemberMy god you guys are so stupid!
Take a joke god damn it, ima scalie and laughed at this. Jeez chill out and appreciated the witty humor!!
Arach
MemberHmmm, I would think it more appropriate if the title text was "Priorities" :D
Juedeas
Memberi don't get it gais
Howlitzer
MemberI lol'd.
tobias1532
MemberExcellent work. Not to mention it's true, if my sister is any indication...
Muttzilla
Blockedbecause having sex with ANY feral animal is considered bestiality. If you had a brain you would know that fact and you would understand why EVERYONE thinks you're a complete and total retard.
Mantikor
Memberyup, it's a well-known fact that dragons really exist and are not sapient (final paragraph)
Deathcrush
MemberWho was talking about animals, fool? The only animal here I see is you. You have not the dignity to realize stupidity, don't try to go child's talk on me, don't try to justify yourself. You are not able to.
I will stop being a dick to people when they stop being dicks generally. I think it's a fair deal. Don't you think?
Muttzilla
BlockedOooh the hypocracy, Leave it to a retard to confuse sheer stupidity with intelligence. Go back to watching spongebob boy you're way out of your league here and i'm pretty sure it's way past your bed time.
ippiki ookami
Former StaffOk people, new game. Next user to continue this pointless and juvenile argument gets a ban :D Sound like fun?
tfkcex
Memberwise choice.... wise choice indeed
SleeptilSober
MemberIt was a hard choice, but the smart choice. Getting eaten by a dragon seemed easier then getting chewed out by some spoiled princess
Loc0
MemberI think this knight did a right choice! Dragoness such a cutie! :3
nerofemmebot
Memberalternative text could be
"and thus....people realised the need for see through visors..."
lol sounded better in my head XD but yeah love the original and the text here haaha
yerandomwolf
Memberlol i laughed for 5 seconds.that knight is one smart guy
ManintheArmor
MemberScrew the princess, rescue the dragon!
MetalicSoul
Memberlol the dragoness is like 'Wait a min something's not right here!' or something like that. XD
Fly-gone
MemberThis guy knows how to protect endangered species, if ya know what I mean...
Dragon7
MemberI like your way of thinking...
Hyper Beam
MemberI think it's "rescue the dragon, screw the dragon." =P
Hand of Fayt
MemberOh! That sounds like fun! My turn! My turn!!
*inhales*
SAVE THE DRAGONESS FROM THE PRINCESS!!
Oracle of Pelor
Member"Yeah, that princess was gonna ruin the land anyways, what with the nagging and all."
"So, what about the dragon?"
"Um, yeah, let's not talk about that."
Vulpurus
MemberI think the funniest part is the misspelling that not a single person in the comments of the earlier argument got right. It says BESTiality on the poster, and assuming that it isn't a typo, it's because the dragon is the best choice. And then everyone else continued using that misspelling instead of BEASTiality which is the proper way to say it. If you read over all of the comments with that thought in mind. It becomes a bamillion times funnier.
Sofi
MemberIt's spelt "bestiality".
Don't talk about shit you don't know.
Vulpurus
MemberAlright, I was wrong on the spelling. No need to be an asshole about it. Common sense would go against bestiality being the correct spelling. The English language is fucking retarded.
Sofi
MemberIt takes a big person to admit they're wrong. You've earned my respect.
And yes, I am an asshole, I apologize for that.
Bad Cannon
MemberAWWWW You guys are acting so mature! :D You guys make me so happy some times. Also funny stuff :D
5neldar
Member...Dammit I said slay the Dragon , not lay it .
I-P'E~9
MemberYou mean screw the dragon, leave the princess?
IguanasAreCool
MemberWith an ass like that, no wonder
MintyDino
MemberOMG YES. That is the best thing EVER!!!
Anomonous
MemberI see what you did there.... And yes of course!
WhickerFlicker
MemberThis is the best possible thing.
LightningShiver
Blockeddat ass though
Echo
MemberI like how you used "!="
yugijak
MemberThere is in fact a comic called 'the dragon layer'.
Not kidding.
mlp lover
Member..... face palms now I get it.
UnsafeForWork
MemberHe'd rather save the dragon and dick it than the hit woman? I'd do it
Dovaframe666
MemberGive the knight a god damn cookie.
Wet Harmonica
MemberWow, a year before Dark Souls 2 came out, this must be where th Faraam Set came from
ForgottenRion
MemberI wonder what having a dragon mate would be like...
empathyheart
MemberI am trying tro write a story with that and I am here... researching... is e6 a good reference for high and low quality porn?
KaiserJerryTheIII
MemberI would do the same thing if I was in that knights position, screw the human female I want something new!
bnuuybro
BlockedMario must learn from that knight guy.
Arter
MemberBut Bowser is evidently male. And Mario is rather traditionalist - who would save the same princess dozens of times?
ThatOneCreepyRex
MemberOf course why would anyone want to save a filthy human peasant when they could save a sexy dragoness?
Swiftkill
MemberWho ups demotivators?They just unskillful attempts at public messages, nothing to do with art (which they steal without permission)
Even title is wrong, bestiality by definition supposes non-sentient, feral subject
SUbtitle is goodenough though
user 157520
MemberI fucking died! xD
PocketSquid
MemberInsta Fave XD
user 162998
MemberButt
Fierce-Deity-Link
BlockedKnight: I'm the Dovakin, if i wanna fuck a dragoness, and marry her, I can, Fus-Ro-Dah, Bitch! XD
Blazikendude
MemberI do Pokemon lemons and this site is my main influence.
So, yes.
Beepmaster
Member>tongue in cheek picture
>shitstorm in comments
Insomniac Internet
MemberTypical day on this site.
AbbaZabba
MemberMe Gusta
zlurker
MemberThis knight has the right idea. The princess is just going to get kidnapped again anyways so why not just steal the dragon instead?
FrostedScales
Memberthat princess looked like a bitch anyway. *highfive*
Misty Sclar
Member*highfives back* what I've seen in alot of anime and movies the princess are really annoying, hot, but annoying. :/
Yes it is also you could check hentai spots for more ideas like "hitomi.la" they have a lot in different languages. Also I intrested in your story if it's done where can i find it?
Mate(s)
BlockedDoes it REALLY count as Bestiality?!
They are by half Human, after all.
Robotboy24
BlockedI'm taking the dragon.
Acton98
MemberComming from someone calling themselves "Fluggerbutter"
LMAO.
Diamond Haze
Membermakes me think of Dragon-Half with the depiction of rouce running away with the red dragon in one scene.
KilaBOK
MemberWell, why not save both?
Drop this What's-Her-Face princess in castle to complete quest from What's-His-Face king, and be on your merry, merry, merry way with dragoness?
A win-win don't you think :D
treos
Blocked*meets Aya then later Edward in infinite undiscovery* ... *instantly remembers this pic*
i swear by all that is unmerciful...you two people have got to be THE most unlikable RPG characters EVER! sure the plot is epic lvls of cringe worthiness but these 2 alone are flat out B.A.D. BAD! it makes me want to weep for poor Capell having to just be around these 2 all the time.
moonshineTheleocat
MemberIn the long run... the Dragon is the best choice.
It's the fire breathing dragon that's predictable. Or the princess that will at some point turn incredibly passive aggressive and unpredictable.
user 144912
MemberI'm sorry, I know this comment was downvoted, but that diaper-scat-inflation thing was hilarious x'D
tomaej
MemberRescuing the princess would make this an animal rescue. They didn't have that back then.
Gleb AA-Gun
BlockedWould there be a link to the original image itself? (Without the text and so, if there is.)
ArticFoxXxX
Memberhttps://e621.net/post/show/204756
But for future reference, the Parent Post box in the top-left corner of the page contains a link to a parent post (if applicable).
Happy trails
Edit: here's a coloured one: https://e621.net/post/show/426973
Russki-Husky
MemberI TOLD YOU TO SLAY THE DRAGON! NOT LAY IT!
Saber Prower
MemberSick memes bro, Sick memes..... Sick, Fucking, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMES!
-I Bassically Do Wrk
Leafwish5
MemberShe will be really pissed off when getting free.
cjkrythos
Memberfinally, someone who puts my thoughts on the matter into words, thankyou kind sir....
Hmmm... give the high maintenance Princess to someone else and profit off it.... and get a dragoness for fun later..... Not to mention a powerful questing ally with natural armor perks..... Profit AND scaly Proliferation..... I LIKE IT!
latiaslovah
Member4 years and it hasnt been deleted yet
Tack
MemberTenth time playing through an adventure game someone decides, "Fuck you game, I'M telling the story now!"
Shyefox
MemberSo, I have to ask: Is this DnD inspired per chance? Reminds me heavily of our party's reaction to meeting a very flirty kobald priestess and noticed nobody else had asked yet =P
tomaej
MemberStill here 6 yrs. later with a 577 up vote
TheDarkEdge
MemberIf your party is like mine they would rather seduce the village burning dragon than kill it.
Henlein TheKobold
MemberI definitely prefer dragons
Ionic
BlockedNot bestiality if what you're holding is a anthro. Because now it's "just a goid time..."
NegaMajora
MemberFoolish plebeian! Dragons are commonly depicted as being hyper intelligent, far more so than mere humans.
Ilovedragonandfurrys
Memberi just love the face and how they left the "actual dragon".
8fetishesandcounting
BlockedWhen the dragon has enough "cake" to squish around your face and the princess is a raging Karen, the choice is obvious.
AmorousFox
MemberAbsolutely Love It!
Sasnox
MemberTo be fair that's a pretty nice butt
bitemark
Blocked9 years, still going. This comment as aged quite poorly, I will say
MurfButt69
MemberHoly comments section, Batman!
HaloLover69
MemberYes
Kroxxian
Member.
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