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  • "Now, I know you've sunken a lot of money into the Dual Portal Device, but I'm here to tell you we're not banging rocks together over here. We know how to make a quantum space hole."

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  • l_twin_pwnhunter said:
    Wish this could be theoretically possible...it would improve long distant relationships

    I can already see the headlines of this portal device being used for blackmail.

    "I am 5000km away from you and i've got you by the dick" kind of thing

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  • fuckthisshiti'mout said:
    I can already see the headlines of this portal device being used for blackmail.

    "I am 5000km away from you and i've got you by the dick" kind of thing

    Imagine someone hacking into your portal O_o

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  • sniper_monkey said:
    What if it was in to a wood chipper

    That would be absolutely horrible...
    Then again assuming the portal is at the front of the wood chipper instead of inside, which the portal itself would be destroyed, then there would be enough room to fit a 24 centimeter cock before touching the blades.

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  • dancereptile said:
    That would be absolutely horrible...
    Then again assuming the portal is at the front of the wood chipper instead of inside, which the portal itself would be destroyed, then there would be enough room to fit a 24 centimeter cock before touching the blades.

    Alright for some but a few of us would still have to be worried

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