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"Sir, do you have a license for that?"

Yes.

Monster Hunter in the streets, Monster Fucker under the sheets

thatoneguyoverthere said:
"Sir, do you have a license for that?"

Knock² its the 1920's 2020's, the government outlawed it; grave mistake by the government (like how they outlawed booze and end up unoutlawed them a few years after)

Absolutely, I'll take 5

Yes , I want it too please

rando_rock said:
Knock² its the 1920's 2020's, the government outlawed it; grave mistake by the government (like how they outlawed booze and end up unoutlawed them a few years after)

I mean, prohibition did actually help lower the alcohol consumption rates, even after it was re-legalized. Used to be like 95% of the population got falldown drunk after work every day, and it was super common for people to have beer on their lunch break.

wolfmonger said:
I mean, prohibition did actually help lower the alcohol consumption rates, even after it was re-legalized. Used to be like 95% of the population got falldown drunk after work every day, and it was super common for people to have beer on their lunch break.

You know something that is weird, Alcoholic bevrages are commonly drank by most bipedal beings in existance despite being essentialy the liquid farts of wheat in water with a spicey chemical that was originaly used to cremate bodies

rando_rock said:
Knock² its the 1920's 2020's, the government outlawed it; grave mistake by the government (like how they outlawed booze and end up unoutlawed them a few years after)

It's the year 3022, alien species have acquainted themselves with Earth and become integrated with our society, as we have with theirs, which included the adoption of the general term of "monsters" to refer to all otherworldly species, since "alien" was considered offensive (don't ask me why monster was seen as the better option, I don't study interplanetary politics.) Due to well documented concerns regarding human to
monster crossbreeding going unchecked, any human who wishes to copulate with a monster is required to carry their "Monster fucker" certification. This is annually renewed, and also doubles as a sexual health measure. Through these certifications, overpopulation is kept under control in a safe and ethical manner, while also allowing law abiding humans and monsters to freely copulate as they choose.

the_unnamed_visitor said:
It's the year 3022, alien species have acquainted themselves with Earth and become integrated with our society, as we have with theirs, which included the adoption of the general term of "monsters" to refer to all otherworldly species, since "alien" was considered offensive (don't ask me why monster was seen as the better option, I don't study interplanetary politics.) Due to well documented concerns regarding human to
monster crossbreeding going unchecked, any human who wishes to copulate with a monster is required to carry their "Monster fucker" certification. This is annually renewed, and also doubles as a sexual health measure. Through these certifications, overpopulation is kept under control in a safe and ethical manner, while also allowing law abiding humans and monsters to freely copulate as they choose.

I for one welcome this future with open arms.

the_unnamed_visitor said:
It's the year 3022, alien species have acquainted themselves with Earth and become integrated with our society, as we have with theirs, which included the adoption of the general term of "monsters" to refer to all otherworldly species, since "alien" was considered offensive (don't ask me why monster was seen as the better option, I don't study interplanetary politics.) Due to well documented concerns regarding human to
monster crossbreeding going unchecked, any human who wishes to copulate with a monster is required to carry their "Monster fucker" certification. This is annually renewed, and also doubles as a sexual health measure. Through these certifications, overpopulation is kept under control in a safe and ethical manner, while also allowing law abiding humans and monsters to freely copulate as they choose.

Sounds like a promising future I'd love to be part of.

the_unnamed_visitor said:
It's the year 3022, alien species have acquainted themselves with Earth and become integrated with our society, as we have with theirs, which included the adoption of the general term of "monsters" to refer to all otherworldly species, since "alien" was considered offensive (don't ask me why monster was seen as the better option, I don't study interplanetary politics.) Due to well documented concerns regarding human to
monster crossbreeding going unchecked, any human who wishes to copulate with a monster is required to carry their "Monster fucker" certification. This is annually renewed, and also doubles as a sexual health measure. Through these certifications, overpopulation is kept under control in a safe and ethical manner, while also allowing law abiding humans and monsters to freely copulate as they choose.

i need this turned into an actual story!

rando_rock said:
Knock² its the 1920's 2020's, the government outlawed it; grave mistake by the government (like how they outlawed booze and end up unoutlawed them a few years after)

Booze???

wowzers!

Someone put this shit on a t-shirt NOW

Literally me