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  • Aaaaand straight on the carpet. Good luck cleaning that up! Unless there some magical unicorn washing thingy! XD

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  • wieszcz said:
    Aaaaand straight on the carpet. Good luck cleaning that up! Unless there some magical unicorn washing thingy! XD

    Cold soda water and baking powder - same as for blood

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  • quirkyview said:
    I was really hoping he'd hold it in for a bit but that's still really cute and hot :3

    Don't know why. He straight up said he hasn't gotten laid in a long time. Very cute and hot though yeah.

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  • Alrighty then, time to see if my prediction last page ago comes true: will the boss be standing inside the doorway, or will they not be

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  • thetadelter said:
    Alrighty then, time to see if my prediction last page ago comes true: will the boss be standing inside the doorway, or will they not be

    I'm still betting that there will be funny side effects to all that unicorn juice. Unicorn juice. A little dab will do ya.

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  • the sensible part of my brain: "don't do it, oh dear gods don't do it, don't you dare..."
    me: ".....SKA-"
    my brain: "no!"
    me: "DOOSH!"
    my brain: "oh for fucks sake don't-"
    me: "SKADOOSH! >:3"
    my brain: "GODS DAMMIT-"

    I mean so sorry lmao I had to-

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  • 829874 said:
    God damn, I expected a stream, not an entire waterfall.

    I guess you better stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to XD

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