what the hell...

oh god help me

I upvote this

This is DEFINITELY not the way I remember the story going.

I swear I laughed so hard lol

this is so nostalgic is not even funny

The internet was a different place back then. People can't just find stuff funny anymore from the amount of downvotes this is gettin.

Don’t let Neil find out.

oh god the nostalgia. what is this, 13 years old now?

What in the flying freak is this?
Art obviously

I am now very confused. Amused but confused.

chocolatesaltyballs said:
oh god the nostalgia. what is this, 13 years old now?

I remember the first time I saw this was 2010 so about 12-13 years old

AMAZING XD
10 out of 10 XD

anonymouse747 said:
I remember the first time I saw this was 2010 so about 12-13 years old

No, it's a bit older than that!!! I first saw it on newgrounds while binge watching RAB lol. I think that was around 2005 or so.

Im sorry but I cant stop laughing at this. Omg😂

heyitsyomama said:
What in the flying freak is this?
Art obviously

This is the true spirit of Christmas.

Kek

a classic piece of the history.....

....i saw this when i was 10 years old, it was pretty funny XD

Wh— what in the hell did I just watch. Idk if this is a masterpiece or a disaster I’m so confused

Unironically Art

Legit, why the downvotes?

Edit: wew yeah, downvote this comment instead of adressing it. Im just asking why the downvotes on this obvious (and classic) shitpost when things with more "questionable" and controversial tags get upvoted up the ass.
Are we having so many newfriends in the fandom who do not know the original?

Wait, this is the same guy who did the original Ultimate Showdown?

Amazing what measly 12 years do... back then it was upvoted as a great parody of a great animation and now its getting down voted ^^'

seikenseiken said:
Amazing what measly 12 years do... back then it was upvoted as a great parody of a great animation and now its getting down voted ^^'

I'm concerned that if people reupload the original now they would think it's a parody of this masterpiece. :V

oh yeah a classic.
dont get the downvotes, this is history.

caesarczarson said:
Legit, why the downvotes?

Edit: wew yeah, downvote this comment instead of adressing it. Im just asking why the downvotes on this obvious (and classic) shitpost when things with more "questionable" and controversial tags get upvoted up the ass.
Are we having so many newfriends in the fandom who do not know the original?

I know the original and never found this that funny, and obviously I'm not alone. There's nothing deeper to the downvotes, just some people don't find this kind of humor funny.

It's also the kind of thing that, because of the content, probably showed up for a lot of people who were just looking for porn. Even the people who did have a giggle at this in middle school probably don't really care for it when they're looking for fap material.

Unbelievably hilarious

Not my kind of humor, but this was done with effort and maybe even love. I don’t get why so many down-votes.

how is this being down voted!? this used to be the JAM in the 2000S to play in cod lobby's with shitty mics on max volume.

Just a CLASSIC

People just have no appreciation for fine art anymore.

nothing will ever be funnier than "Took a 9 inch vibrator from out of his hat and blew batman" pause

彼らは呪われたビデオを復活させました // they revived a cursed video lmao

Good lord I'd just about forgotten this existed. I was almost free. Almost but not quite. Yeah, this was way back in the late 2000's IIRC. Wild.

This sure came out of nowhere

All of you down voting this, you're pathetic. Grow a pair, this is the internet.

Honestly surprised at how much this is getting trashed with downvotes. I didn't know about this before, but I thought it was pretty funny.

I just think this is funny and I can't take it seriously

i think i lost brain cells... ill take the album now ._.

I really don’t get the appeal to whatever the hell this is meant to be, but each to their own

What in God's name did I watch XD

Abort abort!
God help us!

Can someone please explain what I just watched

I'm legit laughing so hard at the video itself, the negative comments and the amount of dislikes the video is getting.

This is why I love this site.

Nostalgic as fuck. Damn I'm old.

this is fucking hillarius

This is wayyy too well done

What in the ronald mcdonald chicken mcdiddly fuck did i just have the greatest pleasure/displeasure of viewing

ill take your entire fucking stock

what the fuck man.

Jeez. A piece of history right here. I remember this being a thing back when I was in school. Also, who flagged this as real-life pornography?

blodhgarm92 said:
Jeez. A piece of history right here. I remember this being a thing back when I was in school. Also, who flagged this as real-life pornography?

Well after seeing that I downloaded it, so I can view this master piece forever.

Wow... that was something else... bravo!

This is so corny 💀

Ohhh the memories. The internet was so much funnier back then u_u

Talk about a real blast from the past. Didn't even know the original flash version was also on here. A certified piece of internet history right here.

classic

Wow, more internet history survives to see another day. This was like one of the first things I watched on this site.

way too many zoomers in the comments I swear

always a classic

It's been so many years since I have seen this version. Still fully as hell.

Seeing the reactions of everyone who has never seen this before is hilarious!

This was a beautiful blast from the past

Who the fuck tagged this, I have a medal for them

This page literally goes down by 3x the amount of comments!

Holy crap I haven't seen this in years! God this brings me back to those early flash games and animations.

Not Ashamed to admit I watched the whole thing front to end

my god takes me back in the day to early 2000s humor. awful but hilarious

why did i think of the original video of this when i saw the city

all these kids dont recognize a classic

chocolatesaltyballs said:
oh god the nostalgia. what is this, 13 years old now?

24 years old now do to the old pioneering website for animators to win a award for best animation. the website was albinoblacksheep.com during the early 2000’s. I was very young back then.

Now this is a classic.

lmao. pico.

I may be at one of the cusp years of being a zoomer but shit like this makes me feel like a millennial lmao why you gotta ruin my childhood make me nostalgic this morning

seeyay said:
what the hell...

The guy with the cub profile pic thinks this is weird

A sad sign to see how far we have fallen as a people, that this beautiful shit post from the old days is hung up so low. I love it!

It truly disgust me how pussified some of you have become, so entitled to your little safe spaces and content with your fart/cum inflation porn. yet rage so hard about this blast to the past. If it wasn't for early day new grounds and other limited factors contributing together you wouldn't be able to openly enjoy what you have today. This was a true reminder of why I got into art in the first place and I'm happy this lives on in some cultured individuals.

Why does reminds me "retard animal babys"?
U know that flash game video u can what on newgrowns?

Holy duck I love you! This is the funniest porn can get without being horny Olaf! Quite impressive XD
Edit: as f not olaf, I'm just keeping it because it's funny

I can't believe memes used to be like that

Kids these days...
You wrap your hands with a grip hard enough to turn coal to diamond while gatekeeping e6 from any humor in the same vain.

Well I mean. Eh. It’s opinionated. And I just don’t think sex = funny. I think true effort must be put in.

almost better than the original

I just can't process why this has so many downvotes on a site that's known for its porn and its humor

chocolatesaltyballs said:
oh god the nostalgia. what is this, 13 years old now?

Almost 16

this may be the ultimate irgy not one i want to see

yeah im like, 99% sure this counts.

Certified awful post👍

https://youtu.be/982Vbt7qiFA This reminds me of this video

godofcringe said:
almost better than the original

Original?

牛逼哈哈哈

why

Uploaded a month ago? I swear I've seen this on the site before. Was the original deleted?

heyitsyomama said:
What in the flying freak is this?
Art obviously

This is a piece of history. That animation is probably older than some of the users of this website

what the fuck

Who is mass disliking this masterpiece? Does this site have that many underage kids browsing it?

why

Finally something more cursed than the Lord Farquad one.

Not my proudest fap

this is so exagerated that made me laugh for hours

Let's just take a moment to appreciate the ABSOLUTE MADLAD who tagged all of this.

Amen.

That was quite a ride.

oh wow! what a classic. It's great to have this here.

wonder why super old classic is so hated xd. would the haters hate the Ultimate showdown too (original)

Tf did i just saw 💀

A timeless classic

A timeless classic

npc9000 said:
Well I mean. Eh. It’s opinionated. And I just don’t think sex = funny. I think true effort must be put in.

You sure you're not just overthinking it?

Funny as hell, and upvoted. Don't understand why people just can't take a joke anymore

npc9000 said:
Well I mean. Eh. It’s opinionated. And I just don’t think sex = funny. I think true effort must be put in.

The thing is that true effort was put in

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time

It's so bad it's good.

I remember this video already being on e621 15 years ago
It had so many upvotes back then.

Mr. Rogers for the win, yeah!

Oh god this thing has risen from the grave once again

I remember when this originally came out I saw it before the ultimate showdown.

noogt said:
I remember when this originally came out I saw it before the ultimate showdown.

Same

Gold

Underrated experience

Wow
Just
Wow

This is... Possible the worst thing I've ever seen on this website. There's 1 other contender but at least it doesn't have scat. Just an excessive amount of cum

Aight imma head out.

🚪 🚶‍♂️

im scared

Still funny after all these years

superfurrywarrior said:
Original?

Ultimate Showdown by Lemon Demon (aka Neil Cicierega)

Who in their right mind would downvote or dislike this!

This was incredibly hilarious, I loved every second of it. It got more & more cursed by every second

I found this on discord a while ago and I have been humming the song since I don't know why I find it so catchy that its stuck in my head but the song is art and the animation makes it funnier

So i was looking at Xenomorph 'art' and i saw this downvoted almost 400 votes. I thought death disturbing content maybe?
clicked on it paused to read comments beofre watching nothing added up amused but confused so i had to watch.

I just hope my mother finds this as hilarious as i did :D

Oh fucking lol, I remember when this first appeared on newgrounds

Ahh, that old newgrounds dirivative.
I haven seen that since High SchoolXD
Like, mid 2000s, or so.
That, & the Cat Dance& the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

Lmao

Well I didn’t expect this

Terrible, but you must commend the lyricism. It’s pretty funny.

Hilarious.

gay_gote69420 said:
I found this on discord a while ago and I have been humming the song since I don't know why I find it so catchy that its stuck in my head but the song is art and the animation makes it funnier

The song is a parody of The Ultimate Showdown by Neil Cicirega/Lemon Demon.

Why so many downvotes? How pathetic...

foxsevent said:
Same, just upvoted it to fool others into watching it thinking it's something good.

But it is

Just........no

I need therapy after watching this

no. Just no.

As onw who has seen thr classic i can cheerfully state that this made me laugh harder than the original 11/10 would cum again

it's beautiful

Stupid and funny

Idk how ive missedthis with the years ive been on e6

The single best video on this site.

That was one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. I'm soft as cake now but that's a small price to pay for seeing this masterpiece.

Devisidev said:
This is... Possible the worst thing I've ever seen on this website. There's 1 other contender but at least it doesn't have scat. Just an excessive amount of cum

that just proves you didn't watch it

the fact that thisis animated better than the original is hilarious

Why the fuck are there so many tags...

wtf did i just watch and why did it make me hard

NOW THIS IS POD RACING

How did this not win an Oscar?

The look aliens give us as they pass earth🤦‍♂️

I feel agaggandvjebgdujfhdihrbdbrjrh

what in the fuck... i was just looking for star trek.

Honestly pretty funny

LMAO

Gayer than Brokeback mountain

Whoever tagged this I tip my hat to you. I shall sing the songs of your praise in Sovengarde.

I saw this so many years ago on Newgrounds. This and Phuckemon. I enjoy them both. Oddly enough I believe this is voted positively on Newgrounds. Shocked that it isn't on here. I'm not shocked I'm getting jokes and references that I didn't back then.

the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny they didnt want you to know about

What the hell compelled me to watch all the way through this

Almost bust out laughing The style imitation is on pointAnd the song too

wait what! in elementary or high school howd i miss this so many years of missing out lol

Hilarious!

Finally the schneider cut

More effort went into the intro thatn the rest of this hot mess

this is fucking genius

Demasiado internet por hoy

Holy shit, I saw this on YouTube what feels like 10 years ago. I though this shit was a fever dream.

what the hell even is this... mess.... the only effort i see is the intro

love the reference hate the video

Why is this downvoted so much? It’s just hilarious LOL

MY EYES!!! THER MELTING!!!

I love/hate the internet

at the time of this comment the downvotes are... 666! the number of the beast! Hell and fire was spawned to be released!

(thought I'd make a musical reference in a post about a music reference)

A true relic of the Internet

I am absolutely bewildered that someone with the talent to make this thought it was a worthwhile use of time and yet I respect the effort. It's also something I never expected to see again in my life, and certainly not in this form.

a real masterpiece

This is honestly quite great.
I certainly am not masturbating to this, but I can certainly appreciate it for how stupid it is.

This was so nostalgic I had to double-check if I didn't travel back to 2009.

this may be weird af but its funny

coaie ce dracu se intampla

Why this masterpiece got downvoted?

floppy_waffle said:
Can someone please explain what I just watched

Art

Hood classic

Boy am I glad that I dive deep into the depths of this site. This was one great video.

What the fuck?!

Hi first time watching I was laughing my ass off not sure why all the down votes but haters listen up find the strongest drugs you can and come back and watch I bet you will change your mind real fast this is gold pure gold and more people must convey the message that hey it's the internet why not? Nobody gives a shit so why should we? If this video is 12 fucking years old then it's no longer copyrighted so fuck it show it and the artist some appreciation this must have took so fucking long to draw and the ammount of frames animation is fucken hard man. You try it then fucking down votes until the enjoy the fucking slave labor of an animation this is❤

This animation looks like a Rick and Morty fever dream!

Nice work, muy buena adaptacion. Y si tu la hiciste tenes buena voz

What could get this many downvot~ oh great hevans.

Killing myself after watching this

Why all the downvotes? This is hilarious!

justsomebrownwolf said:
Why all the downvotes? This is hilarious!

They lack a sense of humor I guess.

too advanced for human(me)

coolcatzs said:
what the hell even is this... mess.... the only effort i see is the intro

Wow, a 17 year old joke animation is shitty, who would’ve thought

lmao. imagine your'e shaq and you see someone drew you skullfucking aron carter

wow.... I love it but wow lol

WTF did I just watched?!

echowolf said:
oh yeah a classic.
dont get the downvotes, this is history.

I know right? This had me rolling when I first saw it!

The james bond style intro was epic

2:32 dat ass shot is hot as hell @_@

This SCREAMS early Newgrounds XD

boi wut da hell boi

joaoppereiraus said:
This SCREAMS early Newgrounds XD

Probably because it is from early Newgrounds.

The only characters missing from this shit are the Barney Bunch 😭

the last day of human civilization

this is 100% canon

(BOOWOMP)

Well, this is still better than watching those wyrmly posts.

seeyay said:
what the hell...

Agreed

sei said:
The internet was a different place back then. People can't just find stuff funny anymore from the amount of downvotes this is gettin.

You Gotta Think Not Everybody Has The Same Humor And They Didn't Make A Down Vote Button For No Reason.

azaelreante said:
I know the original and never found this that funny, and obviously I'm not alone. There's nothing deeper to the downvotes, just some people don't find this kind of humor funny.

It's also the kind of thing that, because of the content, probably showed up for a lot of people who were just looking for porn. Even the people who did have a giggle at this in middle school probably don't really care for it when they're looking for fap material.

Well No Shit Detective Pikachu This Is A Porn Site Not IFunny. Here let me dumb this down for you friend.
a porn site is where you look at you guessed it porn and what do people do when they watch porn? Most likely People Would Jerk Off! I hope that clears you're problem :)

I am super surprised this is so downvoted. Like Tom Fulp and most of Newgrounds were so impressed with the quality of this and how quickly it took for this parody to come out after the original. It was as front-paged as it could be for something so NSFW. It is pretty clever for like clearly low-brow humour. It does what it does well, it's not meant to be genius.

Hot mama xeno OwO

I love how I didn't have any audio on but could immediately tell what it was parodying

dogwolfraccoon69 said:
Well No Shit Detective Pikachu This Is A Porn Site Not IFunny. Here let me dumb this down for you friend.
a porn site is where you look at you guessed it porn and what do people do when they watch porn? Most likely People Would Jerk Off! I hope that clears you're problem :)

oh calm down you gigantic baby. don't get your flaccid 3 inch dick in a twist because a parody video is on a porn site.

So many of my childhood movies & shows.....