Just good job. A few spelling errors, but good job.

Just. Fucking. Great. I'm so saving this lmao..and using it as a christmas card XD

Save it up for Easter, surely?

I could fap to this if it wasn't for the piss, the drama, and the tiny dude being tortured to death.

"Sinners! You're all sinners! Yiff in hell furfags!
God shall smite thee where thoust standeth! The holy crusade has begun! The end is neigh! The wicked shall be punished!"

*facepalm*

STFU Christians. You've done far worse than we furries
(or anyone for that matter) ever have.

Raptor Jesus is not pleased.

That's right! The only copyright religion is Scientology!

Pity the artist didn't sign it, 'cos he's obviously some sort of genius.
*cough*

Cuprohastes said:
Pity the artist didn't sign it, 'cos he's obviously some sort of genius.
*cough*

o u

Also, what the fuck is that Victoria character supposed to be?

Jendy said:
o u

Also, what the fuck is that Victoria character supposed to be?

Hell if I know. I was just screwing around with a tubby, dragon-y shape, jsut sticking on whatever seemed like a good idea... And ended up with that. Then someone started asking for more and I figured I might as well give it a name so I didn't have to keep saying "That tubby furry dragon-roo character".

she's got great aim

what the fuck does every one have against jesus

kylus said:
what the fuck does every one have against jesus

He borrowed $20 and never paid me back

pisschrist by fear factory. first thing that popped into my head.

kylus said:
what the fuck does every one have against jesus

I can't speak for everyone, but since you asked, I will answer.

Jesus himself? Nothing. He never had an unkind word to say to or about -anyone- =EXCEPT the religious leaders of his day, which are -damn near identical- to the religious leaders of our day=

Christianity? Everything. Their leaders are bigots and hate-mongers. They try to force their beliefs and half-baked ideas of good and evil down everyone else's throat. Their followers are (For the most part) as ignorant as sheep, and as irritating as a broken record. They don't even know what the hell they believe but they're sure as shit ready to shove it down your throat with a plunger and pretend they're right for doing it.

This isn't to say I am only singling out Christians... that's pretty much my beef with every organized religion.

Don't have faith. Have questions. Have doubts. Search for your own answers and take nothing for granted. You may or may not be happier for it, but at least you can know you've always been honest with yourself.

*puts soap-box away*

Sorry about that mess. Had to meet my quota for the day.

Anomynous said:
Save it up for Easter, surely?

I could fap to this if it wasn't for the piss, the drama, and the tiny dude being tortured to death.

He does look like he's smiling though, and he sounds almost affectionate...

we are all not ignorent and evil, i have no bone to pick with any one but those that hurt me first. so why all the religion hateing just because one person is an ignorent ass doent mean we all are i believe an eye for an eye. words get words and swords get swords. but please dont hate on all of us. i believe god loves us all no matter what, who, color, gender, sexual orientation.

kylus said:
we are all not ignorent and evil, i have no bone to pick with any one but those that hurt me first. so why all the religion hateing just because one person is an ignorent ass doent mean we all are i believe an eye for an eye. words get words and swords get swords. but please dont hate on all of us. i believe god loves us all no matter what, who, color, gender, sexual orientation.

Asrayl said:
...Their followers are (For the most part)...

This isn't to say I am only singling out Christians... that's pretty much my beef with every organized religion.

Don't get your panties in a knot. You asked a question, I gave you an honest answer. All there is to it.

Oh, and as for "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth." All you're left with are a bunch of blind, toothless people. I don't know what religion you follow, but it certainly isn't Christianity.

In this moment, you are being the very same kind of blind, ignorant person I speak of. One who claims to be a Christian but doesn't even know what it is a Christian is.

I don't hate you for your faith. I hate you for your blind ignorance. If you knew what it was you claimed to believe, and accepted it... I would accept you. But you do not even know what you are fighting for. How can I or anyone take you seriously?

Asrayl said:
yaddah yaddah yaddah

You are now instantly and permanently my favorite person.

The world needs more logical people like you.

Asrayl said:
Don't get your panties in a knot. You asked a question, I gave you an honest answer. All there is to it.

Oh, and as for "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth." All you're left with are a bunch of blind, toothless people. I don't know what religion you follow, but it certainly isn't Christianity.

In this moment, you are being the very same kind of blind, ignorant person I speak of. One who claims to be a Christian but doesn't even know what it is a Christian is.

I don't hate you for your faith. I hate you for your blind ignorance. If you knew what it was you claimed to believe, and accepted it... I would accept you. But you do not even know what you are fighting for. How can I or anyone take you seriously?

i take me seriously and that is all i need to know that god loves me. this is how i was raised, but your obligated to your own opinion.

kylus said:
i take me seriously and that is all i need to know that god loves me. this is how i was raised, but your obligated to your own opinion.

God loves you? Do you even know who your god is and what he thinks? Have you ever -once- picked up that book you're thumping so intently and found out what it says?

Yeah, god loves you... the rest of us think you're an ignorant fuck.

kylus said:
what the fuck does every one have against jesus

It's not him, IT'S HIS IGNORANT FUCKING FOLLOWERS I HATE!
Sooooo yea... BEFORE you think I hate everyone that likes/follows/what the fuck evers having to deal with Jesus...
1. Are you a follower?
2. Are you ignorant?

If you are 1 then cool whatever, to each their own...
If your 2 then go back to school and climb outta your fucking cave.
If you are both 1 and 2... you need to die. nuff said.

kylus said:
i take me seriously and that is all i need to know that god loves me. this is how i was raised, but your obligated to your own opinion.

But one of the many problems with religion is that so many people just "KNOW" who god loves, the AFC [Anti-Furry Coalition] and so many others just "KNOWS" that god hates furs, preachers and psycho gun toting rednecks just "KNOW" that god hates "those dirty fags" and vegans just "KNOW" that god hates the "horrid people who are killing his precious creatures" not many people care what the bible says, it's just like good and evil, everyone "KNOWS" what's right and wrong and screw everyone else because they're all wrong, this kind of stuff is the reason that we have so much war and conflict in general, just look at this comment page, people going back and forth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkXPyY9Wo_A

And my dear friend Voltaire will kindly explain this to you in song...

Favorite Voltaire song ever!

Asrayl said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkXPyY9Wo_A

And my dear friend Voltaire will kindly explain this to you in song...

Favorite song by Voltaire EVER!
Saw him live once, if ever you get the chance you should, it was one of the greatest live performances i have seen to date.

I wish I got $1 every time there was a comment made to this picture...

... why are we talking about christianity when we're lookin at porn? They're 2 things that dont go together... AT ALL. Let's fuck the drama and move on.

It's not satire, its just trolling.

LoneWolf343 said:
It's not satire, its just trolling.

CRY ME AN OCELOT WHITE BOY

El_Juego said:
You are now instantly and permanently my favorite person.

The world needs more logical people like you.

Agreed.

all hail unorganized paganism!

Talhex said:
all hail unorganized paganism!

...im pagan thank you...and...that is the most messed up thing ive ever seen...

LoneWolf343 said:
It's not satire, its just trolling.

Yes but it's trolling the obnoxious Christian furs! IT'S GOOD TROLLING!

lmao, removed the "anti-christian" tag, after all it's just satire XD

htis..............wow bad typo

I'd comment on the whole religious aspect, being Catholic myself (admittedly a damn near agnostic Catholic, and yes I'm aware that's pretty much an oxymoron), except I agree with a lot of the anti-Christianity/organized religion sentiment.

I do need to note this, though. It's not "Most followers of Christianity/Islam/insert your religion here". It's the psychotically vocal, frothing minority (or in Christianity's case several minorities and a few entire branches). A few thousand idiots yelling REALLY LOUDLY while the rest of us shake our heads and try to point to the parts of the faith that are actually important and meaningful (those little bits about acceptance and love, for example)

Also, this image is supremely fucked up and offensive, and without the text explaining it I'd actually be pissed. With the text it's...wait...God damn you, pun!

Fuck you I'm a dragon, nuff said.

Really? "fuck you i'm a communist" tag? Okay the childish name calling portion of "htis" post is over

Well South Park had terrorists make a really bad animation of Jesus shitting on Bush Jr. I can hardly see how this is possibly more offensive than that, and that went on public television even!

Ghandi: WOULD YOU ALL JUST STFU AND GO AWAY!
xD nuff said

OK LITTLE PROBLEM, JESUS ISN'T PUBLIC DOMAIN. THE NAME AND THE IMAGE IS OWNED BY THE CATHOLIC CHURCH. AND TO ARSAYL EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION SO I WILL EXPRESS MINE

*TAKES HIS/HER SOAPBOX*

CHRISTIANS KNOW WHAT THEY BELIEVE THEY AREN'T ALWAYS THE BEST AT EXPRESSING THEIR BELIEFS BUT THEY KNOW THAT GOD IS THE ONE AND ONLY GOD AND THAT JESUS WHAT HIS SON WHO CAME DOWN OUTTA GLORY LIVED A PERFECT LIFE HEALED THE SICK MADE THE LAME LEAP, THE DUMB SPEAK, THE BLIND SEE, THE DEAF HEAR, AND ROSE THE DEAD AND WAS KILLED FOR TELLING THE TRUTH HE WAS BURRIED IN A BARROWED TOMB ROSE AGAIN ON THE THIRD DAY AND CAN SET YOU FREE OF YOUR SINS BECAUSE AS GOD HE IS PERFECT AND AS MAN HE CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT WE ARE GOING THROUGH. HE CAN SET YOU FREE.

Yeah well ET and Dr. Who did that too and Jesus never re-programmed a Speak N' Spell into a transmitter or saved the entire universe.
He didn't have a sonic screwdriver either.

Jesus is public domain?
BWAHAHAHAH XD

i'm christian but i don't use god as an excuse to troll.

"God loves you? Do you even know who your god is and what he thinks? Have you ever -once- picked up that book you're thumping so intently and found out what it says?" - Asrayl.

It's true that most Christians don't even read the Bible, if they DID actually read it, more of 'em would become atheists. And it isn't just a small group of "ignorant followers who twist the words of the Bible to suit their needs" this shit seriously is in there, and if you don't believe me grab a Bible and look 'em up yourself.

Genesis 22:1-18 tells the story of when God tested Abraham's faith by commanding him to sacrifice his son Isaac. An angel appears and stops him at the last moment. I remember hearing this story in Sunday school when I was little and thinking it was pretty morbid then, but atleast he didn't -GO THROUGH WITH IT- right?

In Judges 11:29-40, some asshole named Jepthah is fighting with the Ammonites, and he makes a vow to God that if he is given victory over them, when he gets home he'll make a burnt offering of the first thing to walk out his door. Of course it ends up being his daughter. No angels appear to stop this sick fuck, and his daughter is even WILLING to let him kill her, so long as she's allowed a few months in the woods to mourn with her friends.

Deuteronomy 13:13-19 says that if you find out some people living in one of the towns God has "given" to you are worshiping other gods, you should set every person, young or old, and every beast and all the property on fire and never allow that town to be rebuilt. And Joshua 7:15 says anyone attempting to keep anything from that town will also be burned along with all of his property.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 says that if a man rapes a woman, he is to pay the father 50 sheckles, and then he must marry her and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

Deuteronomy 22:23-24 says "If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife."

Deuteronomy 21:10-14 sanctions the taking of female captives from conquered tribes "But before she may live there, she must shave her head and pare her nails and lay aside her captive's garb. After she has mourned her father and mother for a full month, you may have relations with her."

Exodus 21:7-11 lays down the rules for selling your daughter into slavery / forced marriage. "And if the slave girl's owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must treat her as his daughter. If he himself marries her and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife."

Deuteronomy 22:20-21 says if a woman can't prove her virginity on her wedding night (no blood on the sheets from a broken hymen), she is to be stoned by everyone in the town.

Leviticus 15:19-30 says that a woman on the rag should be completely avoided, to the point of not sitting anywhere she sat or touching anything she has touched. Leviticus 15:2-17 puts similar rules on male ejaculate ("issue from the flesh" "seed of copulation").

In Genesis 38:8-10, God kills Onan after disobeying his command that he impregnate his dead brother's wife. "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground."

Matthew 5:28 says that looking at a woman lustfully is the same as committing adultery. Matthew 5:29 and 5:30 say that if any of your body parts should cause you to sin, you should rid yourself of it "for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." So if you're a christian who looks at or draws pornography, you should gouge your eyes out and cut off your drawing hand, otherwise you're going to burn in Hell.

Genesis 9:20-25 tells the story of how Noah's son Ham had walked in on his drunk and naked father then told his brothers. Noah wakes and "knows what his youngest son did unto him" (makes it sound like something more than just looking happened, eh?) But instead of cursing Ham, the one who actually walked in on him, he curses Ham's son Canaan, saying he will be a servant of servants. This passage was used to justify slavery. - http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2194/whats-up-with-the-biblical-story-of-drunken-noah-part-2 - this interpretation was also the excuse for the racism of the Mormons - www.lds-mormon.com/racism.shtml and why they didn't let blacks serve as priests until a "revelation" (moar like societal pressure) got them to change their policy in 1978. Also there's this Klantard who says that the Bible condemns mixed race marriages and Soddom and Gomorrah were actually destroyed for miscegenation, not teh buttsex: www.churchoftrueisrael.com/comparet/comp8.html

Exodus 21:20-21 says a man can beat his slaves to the brink of death, and so long as they survive a few days it's alright since they're his property.

Exodus 21:2-6 is an example of emotional blackmail, it says that if you purchase a Hebrew slave and you give him a wife, after his 6 years of bondage are up and he wants to leave, he can but the wife and kids belong to his master. "But the slave may plainly declare, 'I love my master, my wife, and my children. I would rather not go free.' If he does this, his master must present him before God. Then his master must take him to the door and publicly pierce his ear with an awl. After that, the slave will belong to his master forever."

1st Peter 2:18 says "You household servants must submit yourselves to your masters, not only to those who are kind and fair, but also to those who are unjust."

2 John 1:10 says not to fraternize with anyone who is not a Christian. 1 Corinthians 6:1 says Christians are not to take their disputes to secular judges.

1 Corinthians 14:34 says women should not be allowed to speak in the church, if they have any questions they should ask their husbands later at home. Remember to bring this one up the next time you see a woman preaching. 1 Timothy 2:12 says that a woman should not teach, or have any authority over man.

Numbers 15:32-36 tells the story of a man caught gathering twigs on the sabbath, and how he was stoned to death for violating God's command in Exodus 31:13-15 about the Sabbath day being a day of TOTAL REST. In Exodus 16:29 it goes beyond "let no man do work on the sabbath, lest he be be put to death" to say that you shouldn't even leave your home. If this were still followed today church attendance on sundays would be pretty low.

In Luke 14:26 Jesus says “If any man come to me, and not hate his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sister, yet, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.” Sounds pretty miserable...

He also says in Matthew 10:34-39 "He who loves father or mother more than Me is not worthy of Me; and he who loves son or daughter more than Me is not worthy of Me. And he who does not take his cross and follow after Me is not worthy of Me."

Leviticus 18:22 is that oh-so-overused verse that all the Phelps Phags spout to support their hatred and violence toward gays. What's funny though, is that in the same book you have verses condemning the consumption of "that which hath not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers." (Leviticus 11:10) So I guess Red Lobster deserves a good bombing just as much as any abortion clinic.

God also says in Leviticus 19:19 not to crossbreed cattle, not to wear clothing made of mixed fibers, or to plant more than one kind of crop in a field. (apparently God never heard about the benefits of crop rotation - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_rotation). And in Leviticus 19:27 it says not to shave the corners of your beard or your head. And in Leviticus 19:28, not to make cuttings in, or markings on your flesh. But I don't see anyone calling out for the violent murdering of animal breeders, textile manufacturers, farmers, barbers, or piercing / tattoo artists... nah, only that shit about killin' homos is important.

And of course the common rebuttal from the average Christian is "Old Testament shit is Old..." and "Jesus died on the cross and nulled all that stuff so we don't hafta follow it." Uhhh, yeah... about that. In Matthew 5:18-19 Jesus says "For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass from the law until all is accomplished. Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven."

And in Luke 16:17 "It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid." And in Matthew 15:4-7, when Jesus is chastised by the Pharisees for not washing his hands before eating, he chastises them for not following Leviticus 20:9 which commands death to anyone who curses their mother or father.

Also people say that the Bible is totally up to personal interpretation, well that too is also bullshit, as it says in 2 Peter 20-21 "Know this first of all, that there is no prophecy of scripture that is a matter of personal interpretation, for no prophecy ever came through human will; but rather human beings moved by the holy Spirit spoke under the influence of God."

So all that ridiculous crap about not eating shrimp, not mix-breeding cattle, not wearing mixed fiber clothing, not planting mixed crops, stoning kids for cursing their parents, killing anyone who works or leaves their home on Sundays and all that shit concerning rape and slavery should be followed right down to the letter, none of that picking and choosing whatever sounds good to you crap, cuz that's the way Jesus wanted it.

voldemort1 said:
Yadda yadda yadda Pissant Christian Rhetoric yadda yadda yadda

IngloriousBastard said:
Epic Words of Wisdom

^---------You sir, are a Viking God.

Innocuous said:
Raptor Jesus is not pleased.

*snigger*

voldemort1 said:
A WHOLE LOT OF SHIT WHILE FORGETTING WHERE THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON IS.

IngloriousBastard said:
This is what christianity is really about and what you should read/do if your REALLY devoted.

Yaelin said:
Aint this site just brilliant for this kinda stuff? :D

Satire is only satire when it has a beginning and an end. This just looks like a random mishmash of ideas sprinkled with "OLOLOL UR DUMB" on top.

I just hate it when people judge all Christians based on the actions of a few. Its like saying that ALL Muslims are terrorists because a few of them crashed a plane into us. I believe you all have your own opinions and that is great but you guys are doing as much (or more) hating then the Christians you are condemning. Granted there are a few Christians who come and condemn all of you (seen a few my self) but they are wrong and it is not their place nor is it the proper way to "save" peopl, but dont play that game, it only makes you just as bad. You play the victim them curse others for their faith...
Dont generalize, some Christians are great people (furrs), Dont hate, its against what you "preach", and don't step on others beliefs just because yours was stepped on...

-Aidyn

IngloriousBastard said:
A whole ton of brilliant shit

You sir are full of win and awesome

Eeidle said:
Satire is only satire when it has a beginning and an end. This just looks like a random mishmash of ideas sprinkled with "OLOLOL UR DUMB" on top.

Actually, if you really want to get into a discussion about what satire IS and what satire IS NOT, then you're more likely to find a rational, well-phrased answer by looking under the rock that that neanderthal over there *points* is about to beat your skull in with, because the pterodactyl that's over there *points* has just missed the point entirely.

Satire isn't required to have a beginning or end. It simply IS. Any editorial or political cartoon that you can find by typing in 'comic making fun of x, y, or z' is political satire, plain and simple. There's no length requirement or even any sort of subjective limit to it. If you can depict it in such a way that you're making fun of someone or something because of something that they've done or even because of something someone else has done, then you have -successfully- made something we 'in the know' like to call a satirical statement.

For example:
http://papundits.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/cartoon-termsconditions_600.jpg <--- THAT is political satire. Not only is it making fun of Obama because of certain claims and conditions he applied to concepts and ideas he was going to make the attempt to implement, but because it does so using a symbol HE USED TO FURTHER HIS OWN ENDS.

I think I'm done here. I hope I've made YOU happy with my first rant. :D

Now, on to the other one... Or two.

wetpuppy22 said:
I'm butthurt because everyone totally misinterprets the real meaning behind everything about anything that anyone with any sort of influence that I'm associated with says, so stop it.
-Aidyn

Now, while I agree with you that it's 'against fur doctrine' to hate people, you forget A) the sheer amount of drama we're capable of, <dos>) the way YOUR LEADERS treat people like us like we're some kind of brilliantly conceived commodity that they can use to point at the world and tell them what they've done wrong, 3) that it's not REALLY all of you Christians that we're hating on (I'm a Protestant), it's just the way you people tend to ACT most of the time, and 4) it's not really us stepping on someone's beliefs, it's us saying that you should at least READ what it is you're going to whine, bitch, and moan about (or, alternatively, step up onto a pulpit and preach about), rather than just running off at the mouth because of blind belief. I've grown into existentialism because of how futile I see any sort of conflict or trying to change most things in the world to be, and it's part of the reason I'm misanthropic. THAT all spawns from you religious types who use your religion as a source of troops and war (don't say you Christians don't do it. You did it during the Crusades, and you did it during World War II, though to a lesser degree and for a different reason). Granted, it's MOSTLY the Islamic extremists that do it nowadays, but all of you have your own little secrets that you'd like to keep under wraps (preferably in the back, next to the choir boy while you come out to your service and preach to the 'faithful' about how wrong sexual deviancy and anything related to furries is. Or am I thinking of Catholicism? That counts, though, right? Still Christian?)

Long story short, it's not exactly YOU we hate, and if that's what you've gotten out of this, then you've done some SERIOUS misinterpretations along the way. This whole discussion was sparked because one of YOU used his religion as an excuse to stay on one of the largest furry image boards/art sites in existence, and then proceeded to HIDE BEHIND YOUR GOD WHILE HE YELLED A BUNCH OF IRRATIONAL, BASELESS HOO-HAH ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE USING THE SITE. In my book, that's the utilization of something that should be kept personal for illicit means, and that should've gotten him banned from the site entirely. I'm not usually on there, so I don't have to deal with most of the drama... But I wish I could've gotten in on this sooner, so I could toss my $42.59 in with everyone else on the matter.

TL;DR:
-Your beliefs aren't being stepped on. We're simply telling you to question EVERYTHING until you have a grounded reason for belief other than that you want to or it's how you were raised.

I think I'm done here for now. I always do my best ranting when I've stayed up until an hour before I'm supposed to wake up.

"I just hate it when people judge all Christians based on the actions of a few. It's like saying that ALL Muslims are terrorists because a few of them crashed a plane into us. I believe you all have your own opinions and that is great but you guys are doing as much (or more) hating then the Christians you are condemning."
- This isn't really the point I was getting at, rather that all these things the Phelps Phucks and Pat Robertson go on about are actually in the Bible along with other equally fucked up stuff. And I didn't just look up verses on some websites, I have a physical Bible on hand.

"Granted there are a few Christians who come and condemn all of you (seen a few my self) but they are wrong and it is not their place nor is it the proper way to "save" people."
- Because the proper way to 'save' them as described in the Bible is to pelt them with rocks until they're dead.

"Don't generalize, some Christians are great people (furrs), Dont hate, its against what you "preach", and don't step on others beliefs just because yours was stepped on..."
- I wasn't aware that furries had a law that said "Don't hate on anybody," I'll remember next time that pointing out crazy stuff in a religious text = stepping on beliefs and nobody should question the Bible because it might offend someone like showing an image of Muhammad on Family Guy.

kylus said:
what the fuck does every one have against jesus

Jesus and the cross of wood are a symbol for the Christian Faith and, as has been flogged into a bloody smooth and creamy soup of protoplasm here, there are many Christians of hateful character. Since Cuprohastes can't piss on "them" directly (whoever "them" is), he is pissing on a symbolic representation of "them". After all, didn't Jesus die for their sins, too?

Cuprohastes said:
I wish I got $1 every time there was a comment made to this picture...

Whoa... just saw another virtual dollar race by....

*sighs* This is the problem nowadays. We've got all sorts of weird and retarded humor out there. Racist jokes, jokes about dead babies, jokes about bestiality, etc. And that's okay, but the second someone jokes about religion everyone is up in arms about it.

Good god, these type of people need to get a sense of humor. I think this pic is funny personally and I am a Christian...sort of lol
...
...
I have half a mind to do a pic with Allah in it, <.<;

LoneWolf343 said:
It's not satire, its just trolling.

Is trolling not it's own form of satire?

voldemort1 said:
OK LITTLE PROBLEM, JESUS ISN'T PUBLIC DOMAIN. THE NAME AND THE IMAGE IS OWNED BY THE CATHOLIC CHURCH. AND TO ARSAYL EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION SO I WILL EXPRESS MINE

*TAKES HIS/HER SOAPBOX*

CHRISTIANS KNOW WHAT THEY BELIEVE THEY AREN'T ALWAYS THE BEST AT EXPRESSING THEIR BELIEFS BUT THEY KNOW THAT GOD IS THE ONE AND ONLY GOD AND THAT JESUS WHAT HIS SON WHO CAME DOWN OUTTA GLORY LIVED A PERFECT LIFE HEALED THE SICK MADE THE LAME LEAP, THE DUMB SPEAK, THE BLIND SEE, THE DEAF HEAR, AND ROSE THE DEAD AND WAS KILLED FOR TELLING THE TRUTH HE WAS BURRIED IN A BARROWED TOMB ROSE AGAIN ON THE THIRD DAY AND CAN SET YOU FREE OF YOUR SINS BECAUSE AS GOD HE IS PERFECT AND AS MAN HE CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT WE ARE GOING THROUGH. HE CAN SET YOU FREE.

Caps Lock is cruise control for cool.

Asrayl said:
A whole bunch of stuff, well worth quoting.

Thank you for being the smartest person I have seen today.

IngloriousBastard said:
A whole bunch MORE stuff well worth quoting.

Dammit. Spoke too soon.

Cuprohastes said:
I wish I got $1 every time there was a comment made to this picture...

And congratulations, I believe you are now rich enough to mooch off of! Soo, how ya doin'? :D

I dont give a damn for the Christian beliefs...so -seethes- yeah.

I'm pagan, so bleh.

Tuggernuts said:
"Sinners! You're all sinners! Yiff in hell furfags!
God shall smite thee where thoust standeth! The holy crusade has begun! The end is neigh! The wicked shall be punished!"

*facepalm*

STFU Christians. You've done far worse than we furries
(or anyone for that matter) ever have.

Yeah, generally speaking, large and organized religions aren't in themselves evil, but a number of people commit horrible acts and say they were doing it in the name of some religion and there ya go lol. The Islamic and Christian religions just tend to get it a lot worse since they have so many members

My non-existent deity is very pleased with this....

True. This is religious satire. Total freedom of speech. Unless you live in Backwardsopolis. This is why I made my OWN religion loosely based on others... Basically I'm an eclectic.

I have nothin' against Jesus and the Christians, I'm just a live and let live, peaceful, good person who happens to be Pagan (And a bit inclined to Zoroastrian), and whom the zealots of major world religions who have caused more religious wars than all Pagan religions combined, choose to have something against because I'm exercising my rights as an American citizen where everyone is entitled to their own choice of religion. If you don't like it, take your anti-American, unpatriotic, arse OUT of my country. <<<------PAUSE----->>> O.o o.O

On the other hand, if you've decided to transcend all the religious hate-mongering of the Church, as a worshiper of Ormazd, I'll gladly share my views and insights.

Christian + furry = Hypocrite who never read the bible.

How come more atheists read the bible than christians? xD Oh dear fucking me.

Leeham991dark said:
Christian + furry = Hypocrite who never read the bible.

How come more atheists read the bible than christians? xD Oh dear fucking me.

Atheists read to disprove? Or mabie their just curious.

Here's something fun to think about. A while back, some guy put this in as an art exhibit in New York. A bunch of upside down crosses in a jar full of piss. Now THAT is the essence of freedom of of expression. And just to save you the time, 'Essence of Freedom Of Expression. It smells like piss.'

Magnets, how do they work?

Leeham991dark said:
Christian + furry = Hypocrite who never read the bible.

How come more atheists read the bible than christians? xD Oh dear fucking me.

cause a good lot of the world was born Christian (rivaling Islam and other things) and of that lot, we have those who don't really question the world, and those that do, and of those that do, they tend to like atheism more, and know more about religion cause they question it more.

The following is completely unrelated to the image posted above and is more of a vent from receiving a recent build-up of Atheist lectures and attacks that I didn't ask for, and is therefore in brackets:
(I'm Christian and I STILL think I can interpret the Bible without going against it (after reading through half of Bastard's comment then the end paragraphs). The quote behind it seems a bit hazy to me. Does it mean you have to follow every bit literally or that you just can't turn it into outright heresy? How does it define "personal" interpretation? Personal as in every human hand that touched the book or personal as in any lay 3rd party Christian bystander with no perceived influence of God such as they would if they were a priest or such? Maybe there's a clearer passage somewhere I'm overlooking.
If I read through my entire 1000 page Bible and memorized and studied all my verses like the good non-hypocritical scholarly Christians we were all born and raised to be, then I guess I could argue better on a porn image site against uncannily religiously-tune Atheist strangers I couldn't give two shits about. Oh boo I just called myself a hypocrite, guess I should kill myself and enter my personally interpreted suicidal heaven now, since not perfectly following my religion is the ultimate reflection on my character and thus deems me a horrible, useless human being./endrant)

inb4 umad/good riddance/negative comments/etc etc

tonecameg said:
cause a good lot of the world was born Christian (rivaling Islam and other things) and of that lot, we have those who don't really question the world, and those that do, and of those that do, they tend to like atheism more, and know more about religion cause they question it more.

The following is completely unrelated to the image posted above and is more of a vent from receiving a recent build-up of Atheist lectures and attacks that I didn't ask for, and is therefore in brackets:
(I'm Christian and I STILL think I can interpret the Bible without going against it (after reading through half of Bastard's comment then the end paragraphs). The quote behind it seems a bit hazy to me. Does it mean you have to follow every bit literally or that you just can't turn it into outright heresy? How does it define "personal" interpretation? Personal as in every human hand that touched the book or personal as in any lay 3rd party Christian bystander with no perceived influence of God such as they would if they were a priest or such? Maybe there's a clearer passage somewhere I'm overlooking.
If I read through my entire 1000 page Bible and memorized and studied all my verses like the good non-hypocritical scholarly Christians we were all born and raised to be, then I guess I could argue better on a porn image site against uncannily religiously-tune Atheist strangers I couldn't give two shits about. Oh boo I just called myself a hypocrite, guess I should kill myself and enter my personally interpreted suicidal heaven now, since not perfectly following my religion is the ultimate reflection on my character and thus deems me a horrible, useless human being./endrant)

inb4 umad/good riddance/negative comments/etc etc

tl;dr

The furry community is obviously blasphemous, you are an affront to God by even being a member here.

Jesus is a bitch.
God is a bitch.
Religion is a cum dumpster that serves no good.
End of story.
<3.

Oh, and just to piss you off more. HAIL SATAN. c:
Atleast that's a COOL fairy tale to believe in.

Atheists have a reason to worship Ormazd. This is a god that encourages the pursuit of knowledge.

christianity was evil, is evil and will be evil till the end of its existing.

deal with it

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This post was flagged for deletion by pumas1. Reason: disrepacting god

I see someone doesn't respect English.

lol

3 people like to watch her piss on a cross. A FUCKING CROSS. The fuck is wrong with you people?

uncivildefiance said:
3 people like to watch her piss on a cross. A FUCKING CROSS. The fuck is wrong with you people?

Well, for one thing, maybe those people don't believe in some imaginary bearded guy with a sick sense of humour :|

uncivildefiance said:
3 people like to watch her piss on a cross. A FUCKING CROSS. The fuck is wrong with you people?

actually 9 people voted up. and who cares? it's a piece of wood

post #227758

so through all of this I have one question.
If the catholic church own jesus as a copyright, like one user said up there.
doesn't that means that they acknowledge that jesus is a fictional character?

I'm no lawer, but I'm under the impression that you can't copyright real people.

"Awww... Third time today..." LOL :D thumb #169753

Fuck you, I'm a dragon? Goddamn hilarious!

I invoke rule 13 on this image.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rules+Of+The+Internet

I'm not religious, but this image screams of someone trying desperately too hard lol

Jendy said:
o u

Also, what the fuck is that Victoria character supposed to be?

That good sir is a sergal. I have no knowledge of them, all I know is there's a book staring a famous one, I don't believe it's this character.

Tuggernuts said:
"Sinners! You're all sinners! Yiff in hell furfags!
God shall smite thee where thoust standeth! The holy crusade has begun! The end is neigh! The wicked shall be punished!"

*facepalm*

STFU Christians. You've done far worse than we furries
(or anyone for that matter) ever have.

Name of people killed in the name of furries: 0

Name of people killed in the name of Jesus or God: I don't even know. That's how many

Tuggernuts said:
"Sinners! You're all sinners! Yiff in hell furfags!
God shall smite thee where thoust standeth! The holy crusade has begun! The end is neigh! The wicked shall be punished!"

*facepalm*

STFU Christians. You've done far worse than we furries
(or anyone for that matter) ever have.

You might want to rethink, true christians have done well. I wonder if God has a place for furry lovers? Maybe I should make a place.

Asrayl said:
I can't speak for everyone, but since you asked, I will answer.

Jesus himself? Nothing. He never had an unkind word to say to or about -anyone- =EXCEPT the religious leaders of his day, which are -damn near identical- to the religious leaders of our day=

Christianity? Everything. Their leaders are bigots and hate-mongers. They try to force their beliefs and half-baked ideas of good and evil down everyone else's throat. Their followers are (For the most part) as ignorant as sheep, and as irritating as a broken record. They don't even know what the hell they believe but they're sure as shit ready to shove it down your throat with a plunger and pretend they're right for doing it.

This isn't to say I am only singling out Christians... that's pretty much my beef with every organized religion.

Don't have faith. Have questions. Have doubts. Search for your own answers and take nothing for granted. You may or may not be happier for it, but at least you can know you've always been honest with yourself.

*puts soap-box away*

Sorry about that mess. Had to meet my quota for the day.

Your thinking about those waky hillbillies that say are christians but are assholes. Then there are people that pretend to be christians but secretly worship satan. Then for Catholics, there have been dictators in the church that use fake religion to control people. I've seen alot of crazy stuff in my existence and I know how to separate real from fake. Trust me, I'm Syderen.

Omg this is just overboard I luv it

-this is a guide on how to get comments-

Well that went too far for nothing

Wow, so edgy. (Sigh)

This is why I'll feel no remorse when "it" finally starts.

moonguy said:
This is why I'll feel no remorse when "it" finally starts.

You're hilarious by the way.

"I hate gay people but I favorite gay furry porn"

lmao