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Numeroth
BlockedI could understand why he's having second thoughts. Really risky to want to get blown by a mouth with teeth as sharp as a Bolton's blade.
iseewutudidthar
MemberWhat could possibly go wrong?
cbiggs11
MemberCircumcision inbound.
ToastX
Memberpretty positive you mean castration
Smallfoot
MemberIt was the best blowjob he'd had in his entire life, until the unthinkable happened... "Achoo!"
Novac
MemberMeat grinder
Raggy
MemberI wouldnt mind a mild chomping here and there but it shouldnt get bloody
LectorDreadwood
MemberI think I be odd man out and say that I would trust her to mind the teeth
Isarke
Membersame here
Rylix
MemberSo would I. Those teeth may be shap but, eh, I could get over it.
Loc0
Member^ this, too. She looks friendly.
KiraIota
Memberyour face says "No god please she is gonna shred my dick like cheese!" but your penis says "worth it"
Tangent
MemberJust because she can doesn't mean she will. I think she'd know how to handle her own teeth. Besides, she looks super-friendly.
CrimsonDrake
MemberEEK! But totally wroth it...
user 80770
MemberShe looks like she just wants to have fun. I say trust her.... but.... have the first aid kit near by
snek-
MemberOut. OUT. OUT!
snek-
MemberEVERYONE hates that word. Everyone.
user 80770
MemberWell if not YOLO, then YOLAST "you only live a single time"
user 80770
MemberThe look on her face, tells me that she doesn't want to hurt anyone, and just wants to have a little fun. She looks so innocent....at least her facial expression does
Nerdyfreak101
MemberSweet fucking mercy.....๐3๐
Drakath
MemberSo, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? >:3
Chill
MemberNo! D: No! D: No! D: No! D:
She is pretty tho..
Yoshi Maw
MemberNO MERCY FULL FORCE SHARK BLOWJOB !!!
Nerdyfreak101
MemberSay goodbye to you're big juicy cock then....๐
Yoshi Maw
MemberAfter i came she can eat me if she wants~
GryphonXdragon
MemberWorth the risk :3
Scrotious
MemberI have a very confused bone right now...
Darklorist
MemberI wouldn't mind it. I would return the favor actually
~KnottyWolf~
MemberComedy gold. This is why I come to this site. :D
Theclarinetist
BlockedI woud not risk that
TheSnuffbumbler
MemberNom-guard needed!
HoneyScoot
MemberGet some tooth condoms and you're set to do.
DivineRazgriz
MemberThe sexual thrill!
redsith
MemberShe's hot so...I guess...I would...if I were him... ;-)
Detryx
MemberIt could still be the best he's ever had... it'll just be that last he'll ever have
jruler93
BlockedTrue, and I would trust her to be careful, but accidents do happen, and if I were in a relationship with her, I'd like to keep my dick attached long enough to fuck her, (as I'm sure any bi or hetero man would) so, I'd rather not risk getting it accidentally bitten off in a mid-blow sneeze.
Draco Voidclaw
MemberI'd go for it, but only after wditing my last will...
Draco Voidclaw
MemberWriting*
WyvernAlbi
MemberCan't blame him for being worried hes probably better off fucking a pencil sharpener.
K4RN4GE911
MemberCarpe Diem. Look it up.
Foxenton
MemberXD I would have already knew that was a bad idea at the start
someoneelse229
Blockedyour mouth says no....
but my PENIS, IS TELLING ME YESSSSSSSSSS.
RocketSeason101
MemberJust dont pee on her
Redz
MemberPenis won't be saying anything at all, in a moment.
Steel Blueflame
Membersharks will do anything after Shark Week for attention.
DifferentUsername
BlockedShe looks friendly, but sharks (in real life) can't retract teeth/curl their "lips" to cover their teeth or do anything of that sort, so she'd have to just lick it. That'd still be good enough for me though, but I think I'd prefer some vaginal/anal sex more.
SillySasquatch
MemberWorth it I say, what could go wrong?
RandomiusFactoria
Member"You're a shaark, suck my diiick!"
YuriSensen
MemberI'd like to imagine that as his actual face.
Katriga
MemberACTUALLY I don't hate it c:
Derpy Whooves
MemberDitto
Derpy Whooves
MemberThese comments are terrible (in a funny way) XD
Legend of Link
MemberI agree, FULL FORCE BLOWJOB...with nom guards...love the face!! DO WANT!!! :D
FusRoDerp
MemberLol at trust tag!
Lonstead
MemberWhat do we do with drunken sailors?
Enough said.
Appliceous
MemberIf you can trust your penis to a shark, you can trust your blind friend with a knife very close to you. Of cooourse nothing will happen
SomeOtherBrony
Member:D
Jason118
Memberlet's find out.
a one, a two, a three... CRUNCH!
paladinx829
MemberMost sharks can retract their upper teeth at least, so I'd probably trust her if I knew her like that.
Luccareon
Membermaybe you should just use your hands...
Chibi-Dragon
MemberMy minds telling me noooo.... BUT MY BODY.. MY BODY'S TELLING ME YEESSSS ~ !
just a regular horse
MemberOh my gosh your avatar is exactly me!
Vibri 6
Member"im just gonna nibble on your tip ok?"
user 159895
MemberI'd trust her mostly because the ID wants me to.
Alph-trio
MemberI dunno, many have her blow me, without closing her mouth, so many a toung-job?
Arstotzka345
MemberAs my name implies, I would fukken do it.
Forsburn
MemberTotes.
My teeth are always sharp, but my bf is totally okay with it, as long as I don't graze my teeth on his dick, lol.
HDplayer
Memberbecause the power of boners is stronger!
Blazikendude
MemberI'm going in...
user 209030
MemberSo am I
Also nice profile pic
user 209030
MemberI found the aftersex pic: https://e621.net/post/show/750087/
Spankmonkey
MemberI dont care how sexy she is , blowjob is definitely out the equation.
FrostedScales
MemberIm betting she would probably be gentle~ she seems excited to try it out D:
The Masked Newfag
BlockedAwww... I don't think I've ever seen a shark look more cute or friendly during sexy times than this. ^U^
foxgirl13
MemberIt's alright sweatheart I'll be gentle I promise. <3
Alyx McConville
MemberHow is that any different?
KForce1Luca
MemberIs it still cockbiting if she isn't biting on it yet?
Or cockbite_foreshadow too niche lol
Windows 07
Memberthe face is all like: Aw crap.
HARPSEAL
MemberAS DISTURBING A THOUGHT THAT IS
she's still a cutie love the hair color
theREALbigmacintosh
Blockedhot! i would LOVE that! as i'm sure she would mind her teeth. X3
Jacob
BlockedCoward! If you were going to let risk of dick chomping turn you away, you'd never get a blowjob again! Besides, even if an accident does happen, the penis can be surgically reattached.
Sharks in real life also aren't anthro, so I don't see what your point is...
Larshy
MemberD:
Killerm18
Member(Afterwards) guy:My dick fell off!!
Asshole Sniffer
MemberI could just imagine Jerry Seinfeld making a joke out of this.
Boner4evaaa
Memberpost #79554
Windows 07
Memberplease no
UmmNo
MemberHe just couldn't wait for that doctors a appointment. Now he's getting circumcised the hard way.
Boner4evaaa
MemberPREPARE THY DICK!!!!
Boner4evaaa
MemberSays my profile name....
HDplayer
MemberIt actually was a CinemaSins Reference, but that fits too...
ShadowManGray
MemberMISTAKES WERE MADE!!
8lkj
Membergo for it either way possible mistakes
UppishSharkbait
MemberShe really is ARMED TO THE TEETH!
DarkShadow12
MemberThis could be very painful
LovelyAstral
MemberMeh, I would try it.
Rise
MemberYes, Just... Yes
CorsairTheDragon
MemberThat doesn't appear to be the face of a girl who remotely wants to go out of her way to shred a dick to bits, so therefore, I'd be prepared to have her blow me away.
Windows 07
MemberThis is the punishment fir entering ANALY!!!
Superphoenix
MemberDawwwm she is so adorkable~
I would try it o3o
Ragnars rock
MemberSince she has no lips...
ONLY TOUNGE PLZ.
And im you feel the need to sneeze give me a heads up...
Vagabund
Member"bad idea" and "trust" tags. I love this board so much.
Adoreball
MemberWe have a bad idea tag and half of them are shark blowjobs. Perfect.
AutLizard
Member"Don't be such a baby. Dicks grow back!"
Justsomeloon
Member"Uh b-babe, I-I'm having second thoughts."
EmoNemo
MemberYeah but think of what that jaw can do tho
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