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I CHANGED MY MIND LETS WATCH TV INSTEAD

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  • I could understand why he's having second thoughts. Really risky to want to get blown by a mouth with teeth as sharp as a Bolton's blade.

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  • LectorDreadwood said:
    I think I be odd man out and say that I would trust her to mind the teeth

    same here

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  • LectorDreadwood said:
    I think I be odd man out and say that I would trust her to mind the teeth

    ^ this, too. She looks friendly.

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  • Just because she can doesn't mean she will. I think she'd know how to handle her own teeth. Besides, she looks super-friendly.

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  • WhiteEscorpion said:
    Now what did I do? do people got tired of that word?

    :/

    EVERYONE hates that word. Everyone.

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  • The look on her face, tells me that she doesn't want to hurt anyone, and just wants to have a little fun. She looks so innocent....at least her facial expression does

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  • Nerdyfreak101 said:
    Say goodbye to you're big juicy cock then....๏’”

    After i came she can eat me if she wants~

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  • iseewutudidthar said:
    What could possibly go wrong?

    cbiggs11 said:
    Circumcision inbound.

    ToastX said:
    pretty positive you mean castration

    Smallfoot said:
    It was the best blowjob he'd had in his entire life, until the unthinkable happened... "Achoo!"

    Comedy gold. This is why I come to this site. :D

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  • Smallfoot said:
    It was the best blowjob he'd had in his entire life, until the unthinkable happened... "Achoo!"

    It could still be the best he's ever had... it'll just be that last he'll ever have

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  • Tangent said:
    Just because she can doesn't mean she will. I think she'd know how to handle her own teeth. Besides, she looks super-friendly.

    Dreadscot1337 said:
    The look on her face, tells me that she doesn't want to hurt anyone, and just wants to have a little fun. She looks so innocent....at least her facial expression does

    True, and I would trust her to be careful, but accidents do happen, and if I were in a relationship with her, I'd like to keep my dick attached long enough to fuck her, (as I'm sure any bi or hetero man would) so, I'd rather not risk getting it accidentally bitten off in a mid-blow sneeze.

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  • Trixie_the_Powerful said:
    your face says "No god please she is gonna shred my dick like cheese!" but your penis says "worth it"

    Penis won't be saying anything at all, in a moment.

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  • She looks friendly, but sharks (in real life) can't retract teeth/curl their "lips" to cover their teeth or do anything of that sort, so she'd have to just lick it. That'd still be good enough for me though, but I think I'd prefer some vaginal/anal sex more.

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  • Albin0EverGreen said:
    Can't blame him for being worried hes probably better off fucking a pencil sharpener.

    These comments are terrible (in a funny way) XD

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  • If you can trust your penis to a shark, you can trust your blind friend with a knife very close to you. Of cooourse nothing will happen

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  • Drakath said:
    So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? >:3

    let's find out.
    a one, a two, a three... CRUNCH!

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  • LectorDreadwood said:
    I think I be odd man out and say that I would trust her to mind the teeth

    Totes.
    My teeth are always sharp, but my bf is totally okay with it, as long as I don't graze my teeth on his dick, lol.

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  • Basilius said:
    your face says "No god please she is gonna shred my dick like cheese!" but your penis says "worth it"

    because the power of boners is stronger!

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  • Coward! If you were going to let risk of dick chomping turn you away, you'd never get a blowjob again! Besides, even if an accident does happen, the penis can be surgically reattached.

    Punisherfan123 said:
    She looks friendly, but sharks (in real life) can't retract teeth/curl their "lips" to cover their teeth or do anything of that sort...

    Sharks in real life also aren't anthro, so I don't see what your point is...

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  • He just couldn't wait for that doctors a appointment. Now he's getting circumcised the hard way.

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  • That doesn't appear to be the face of a girl who remotely wants to go out of her way to shred a dick to bits, so therefore, I'd be prepared to have her blow me away.

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  • numeroth said:
    I could understand why he's having second thoughts. Really risky to want to get blown by a mouth with teeth as sharp as a Bolton's blade.

    Yeah but think of what that jaw can do tho

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