Santa is dead.
Either that, or a hobo with a nice beard.

Peekaboo said:
Santa is dead.
Either that, or a hobo with a nice beard.

Is there a difference?

NotMeNotYou said:
Is there a difference?

One gives you presents.
One steals your presents from you.

Peekaboo said:
One gives you presents.
One steals your presents from you.

But both break into your house and gorge themselves on cookies and milk, if they find some.

Prior version had booglies.
This version doesn't have boob beards.

DISAPOINT

Oh, you better not pout, you better not cry,
you better not shout, I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus isn't coming to town.

He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're on the can
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan
Oh, you better not breathe
You better not move
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude
Santa Claus is gunning you down!

PolsVoice said:
Prior version had booglies.
This version doesn't have boob beards.

DISAPOINT

He only had one beard, I'm as disapoint as you.

Wheres da Snow? D:

I miss the Time when there was like 1 Meter Snow ;__;

"Russia Gib Snow to Poland Plox"

Does the lol_comments apply to the comment section here or the ones in the pic?

Always when i search something or clicking randomly on this site, and read some comments, im Feeling like him. Overloaded...

I fucking LOVE these comments.

Lets just place this in the pile of stuff that makes me cry and laugh at the same time. There, it shall go perfectly with my relationship status. Now... wheres my bed?

I just noticed that the beard had human skin on it, what the hell

JoeX said:
He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're on the can
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan
Oh, you better not breathe
You better not move
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude
Santa Claus is gunning you down!

Ironically, if you have ever read the story "SA" by JA Konrath, you will realize how right this statement is when placed alongside the werewolf above. Dont worry, its a short story, cant take more than an hour to read, but definitely the funniest story ive ever read.

But why was Babby born? How gurl get pregnant?

We yiff you a murry [censored, names of religious figures are against the rules and you will be fucking banned for saying them]mas,
We yiff you a murry [censored, names of religious figures are against the rules and you will be fucking banned for saying them]mas,
We yiff you a murry [censored, names of religious figures are against the rules and you will be fucking banned for saying them]mas,

And some fur-ry dra-ma.

seriously it should be mandatory having one of these above each computer everyone posseses, it would really solve some problem x)

this is getting old.

xmasmelonlofehatlap

I always like seeing comments where people are being overly serious about stuff on here.

The Undertale-cringe demands for a edit of this picture.

KINGDOM HEARTS DREAM DROP DISTANT PET WTF WHY U HERE

TeeroxKid said:
KINGDOM HEARTS DREAM DROP DISTANT PET WTF WHY U HERE

yes

JoeX said:
He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're on the can
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan
Oh, you better not breathe
You better not move
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude
Santa Claus is gunning you down!

You sir can take all my internets for that little song

NotMeNotYou said:
But both break into your house and gorge themselves on cookies and milk, if they find some.

WELP, THERE GOES MY CHILDHOOD.

I love how this gets changed on some holidays.

stop delete my second life post damn idiot