fan character, melonyan, paralee, and tardar sauce (blizzard entertainment and etc) created by ratte
Viewing sample resized to 70% of original (view original) Loading...
Children: 8 children (learn more) show »
Description

Based on post #421

Needed to get a non-FA avatar because fuck FA.

-----

Please consider supporting my work if you enjoy it:

https://www.patreon.com/ratte
https://ko-fi.com/ratteart
https://commiss.io/ratte

  • Comments
  • What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little furfag? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in 4chan, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on FurAffinity, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in internet warfare and I’m the top troll on the entire e621 forum. You are nothing to me but just another target.

    I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting this shit on the website? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of artists across DeviantArt and your original character is being stolen right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your fursona.

    You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can yiff you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in sexual roleplay, but I have access to the entire arsenal of F-List and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” image was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have deleted your fucking upload. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 393
  • Catachan said:
    A bit too accurate of an example

    Not bad, but I think you could've fit a 'My dad works at Nintendo' in there somewhere.
    And I'm simultaneously relieved and disappointed that I didn't find any of my lapses in courtesy plastering the background.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 26
  • GarethGobulcoque said:
    Not bad, but I think you could've fit a 'My dad works at Nintendo' in there somewhere.
    And I'm simultaneously relieved and disappointed that I didn't find any of my lapses in courtesy plastering the background.

    The my dad works at Nintendo bit wouldn't fit, that's an edited copypasta and should be left exactly as is :P.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 12
  • Catachan said:
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little furfag? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in 4chan, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on FurAffinity, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in internet warfare and I’m the top troll on the entire e621 forum. You are nothing to me but just another target.

    I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting this shit on the website? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of artists across DeviantArt and your original character is being stolen right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your fursona.

    You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can yiff you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in sexual roleplay, but I have access to the entire arsenal of F-List and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” image was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have deleted your fucking upload. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    u wot m8, I'll rek u kunt, I swaer on me mum

  • Reply
  • |
  • 172
  • guys, dont you think this is a little offensive? i mean not everyone has tear ducts. this is like shitting in a children's hospital.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 22
  • I tried so hard to find a comment of mine on here, but to no avail. I did laugh at that one guy's comment from that Guilmon rape comic being at the bottom left. The one that claimed he was from the DCMO. Oh, lol.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • Catachan said:
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little furfag? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in 4chan, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on FurAffinity, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in internet warfare and I’m the top troll on the entire e621 forum. You are nothing to me but just another target.

    I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting this shit on the website? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of artists across DeviantArt and your original character is being stolen right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your fursona.

    You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can yiff you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in sexual roleplay, but I have access to the entire arsenal of F-List and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” image was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have deleted your fucking upload. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    This is borderline the hardest I've laughed at a comment in years

  • Reply
  • |
  • 7
  • Catachan said:
    (...) I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can yiff you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. (...)

    and that is supposed to be a threat?

  • Reply
  • |
  • -3
  • Idk what's going on here so Im just gonna ignore the ranty rant rants above me. Moving on...

    I see breasts...so female?
    Does that mean NotMeNotYou is female? o.o

  • Reply
  • |
  • 1
  • Blackphantom770 said:
    Idk what's going on here so Im just gonna ignore the ranty rant rants above me. Moving on...

    I see breasts...so female?
    Does that mean NotMeNotYou is female? o.o

    Nah, it's just my worgen warlock from world of warcraft.

    I still don't have a fursona so that bitch had to fill in. :V

  • Reply
  • |
  • 1
  • NotMeNotYou said:
    Nah, it's just my worgen warlock from world of warcraft.

    I still don't have a fursona so that bitch had to fill in. :V

    Guy playing a female character on an MMO...so what you're telling me is that you're a trap? o3o XP LOL!

    And thus why I chose my fursona as a black wolf, there's a number of them on this site which I can interchange with at will. I could have a concrete personally made fursona, but that's no fun' plus it costs money and brings other issues :P

    So I guess for now until you change it, your fursona is your worgen character. She does look nice.

  • Reply
  • |
  • -1
  • Blackphantom770 said:
    Guy playing a female character on an MMO...so what you're telling me is that you're a trap? o3o XP LOL!

    And thus why I chose my fursona as a black wolf, there's a number of them on this site which I can interchange with at will. I could have a concrete personally made fursona, but that's no fun' plus it costs money and brings other issues :P

    So I guess for now until you change it, your fursona is your worgen character. She does look nice.

    It's a character off mine, not a fursona. :V
    She's not supposed to represent me, she just fit best since the original was a fox and she's a wolf.
    It simlply made more sense to chose her than either my Draenei or Pandaren.

    Also, the males look like shit in WoW.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 2
  • NotMeNotYou said:
    It's a character off mine, not a fursona. :V
    She's not supposed to represent me, she just fit best since the original was a fox and she's a wolf.
    It simlply made more sense to chose her than either my Draenei or Pandaren.

    Also, the males look like shit in WoW.

    Characters in games can be used as fursonas as well ;3
    hmmm, is not supposed to represent you.. but you paid for it, uploaded it and is using it as an avatar... that represents you... Interesting logic you have there lol ^^

    I think it would have been cute to have a pandaren version of this X3

    Well they only look like shit in their blocky WoW form, but when drawn they can come out nice, I've seen some nicely drawn male worgens on this site before. Unless you're talking specifically on the fact that male worgens look essentially over masculine with huge muscles and added canines sticking out every which way then yeah I guess...but that would be your opinion. I like sabertooths and muscles (To a point) :3

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • Blackphantom770 said:
    Characters in games can be used as fursonas as well ;3
    hmmm, is not supposed to represent you.. but you paid for it, uploaded it and is using it as an avatar... that represents you... Interesting logic you have there lol ^^

    It represents my account, not my person.
    Also, if you want quality you gotta pay for it, and I don't plan on changing to another avatar anytime soon.

    Blackphantom770 said:
    I think it would have been cute to have a pandaren version of this X3

    Definitely, but that would have gone against the original spirit of the image, and also it wouldn't have been possible to tape melon to the horn.

    Blackphantom770 said:
    Well they only look like shit in their blocky WoW form, but when drawn they can come out nice, I've seen some nicely drawn male worgens on this site before. Unless you're talking specifically on the fact that male worgens look essentially over masculine with huge muscles and added canines sticking out every which way then yeah I guess...but that would be your opinion. I like sabertooths and muscles (To a point) :3

    Way too muscly and teeth everywhere, and that's the problem with all wow males, even the mages look like hercules.

    A wolf is lean, not muscled like a rhino. :V

  • Reply
  • |
  • 1
  • NotMeNotYou said:
    It represents my account, not my person.
    Also, if you want quality you gotta pay for it, and I don't plan on changing to another avatar anytime soon.

    But your account....IS you -Plays Twilight Zone theme-

    Definitely, but that would have gone against the original spirit of the image, and also it wouldn't have been possible to tape melon to the horn.

    Meh, I think it would have fit just fine :P You can do other things. You can do other things like wear it as a hat, tape it on your head, if the boobs were big enough put it in your cleavage, if the boobs weren't big enough tape/glue it in your cleavage. There are other options

    Way too muscly and teeth everywhere, and that's the problem with all wow males, even the mages look like hercules.

    A wolf is lean, not muscled like a rhino. :V

    I agree and disagree with you there but then again I like muscles up to a point and saberteeth. In the original WoW avatar body, their muscles do not look well but in art they do. I think wow made that design for two reasons: #1 it's supposed to be this rough adventure type setting so to many people adventure=muscles out da ass and #2 most who play this game are skinny or generally out of shape male nerds who've been picked on in life. Seeing a character they can control who have muscles enough to look like they can move Mt. Everest makes them feel good about themselves and appeals to what they want to be or see themselves as.

    Muscular wolves are sexy as long as they aren't like mega body builder muscles lookin

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • Nice, I got a little appearance in there. Why do I feel proud? I definitely shouldn't. Glad it was just a reply to one of my comments instead of the comment itself, though I'm sure I've made a few that would more than qualify for it. I'm surprised LePep's comments don't make up the entirety of the background up there.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • everytime you don't take the internets seriously a dog is a stillbirth SO DON'T TAKE INTERNETZ SEROUSLY
    I CANT SPELL AND I DONT CARE

  • Reply
  • |
  • -6
  • What are you talking about taking the internet seriously? What we do on the internet is a reflection of what is in our soul... It show's who we really are.

    The being said, I see a worgen? You alliance scum? You pick the alliance so that means you must like Hitler. You like hitler don't you, you scum of the internet Hitler-lover. #Rekt #420 #Blazeit

  • Reply
  • |
  • -5
  • feytey said:
    What are you talking about taking the internet seriously? What we do on the internet is a reflection of what is in our soul... It show's who we really are.

    The being said, I see a worgen? You alliance scum? You pick the alliance so that means you must like Hitler. You like hitler don't you, you scum of the internet Hitler-lover. #Rekt #420 #Blazeit

    I have no idea what you're talking about

  • Reply
  • |
  • 1
  • Catachan said:
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little furfag? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in 4chan, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on FurAffinity, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in internet warfare and I’m the top troll on the entire e621 forum. You are nothing to me but just another target.

    I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting this shit on the website? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of artists across DeviantArt and your original character is being stolen right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your fursona.

    You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can yiff you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in sexual roleplay, but I have access to the entire arsenal of F-List and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” image was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have deleted your fucking upload. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    NotMeNotYou said:
    u wot m8, I'll rek u kunt, I swaer on me mum

    Best responses ever....

  • Reply
  • |
  • 2
  • BrandonWolf559 said:
    I took all my time to draw those pictures. You don't go my profile and start deleting my drawings. I fucking hate when someone does that shit. I fucking swear. It's not your profile. FUCKING ASSHOLE. I'm fucking new to E621. I post up 4 photos of mines and you end up deleting it. You are a fucking asshole to know that. I don't take the Damm Internet seriously.

    I think the site has a quality standard. Your pics must not have been up to par

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • say hello to my new avi XD i wish i could have used my own but post number 452194 was deleted befor i could set it as my avitar

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • Is...is that at watermelon/meow-wow hybrid? Huh...Now I kinda want it to be canon. Somebody, get Disney on the horn!

  • Reply
  • |
  • 1
  • Ratte

    Former Staff

    Thisorthat said:
    Is...is that at watermelon/meow-wow hybrid? Huh...Now I kinda want it to be canon. Somebody, get Disney on the horn!

    Well, meow wows already look like watermelons in shape. It wouldn't be difficult. :V

  • Reply
  • |
  • 1
  • Catachan said:
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little furfag? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in 4chan, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on FurAffinity, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in internet warfare and I’m the top troll on the entire e621 forum. You are nothing to me but just another target.

    I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting this shit on the website? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of artists across DeviantArt and your original character is being stolen right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your fursona.

    You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can yiff you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in sexual roleplay, but I have access to the entire arsenal of F-List and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” image was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have deleted your fucking upload. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    http://cdn.meme.am/instances/53014658.jpg

  • Reply
  • |
  • 1
  • Catachan said:
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little furfag? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in 4chan, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on FurAffinity, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in internet warfare and I’m the top troll on the entire e621 forum. You are nothing to me but just another target.

    I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting this shit on the website? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of artists across DeviantArt and your original character is being stolen right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your fursona.

    You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can yiff you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in sexual roleplay, but I have access to the entire arsenal of F-List and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” image was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have deleted your fucking upload. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    Cool story bro.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • Catachan said:
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little furfag? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in 4chan, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on FurAffinity, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in internet warfare and I’m the top troll on the entire e621 forum. You are nothing to me but just another target.

    I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting this shit on the website? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of artists across DeviantArt and your original character is being stolen right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your fursona.

    You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can yiff you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in sexual roleplay, but I have access to the entire arsenal of F-List and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” image was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have deleted your fucking upload. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    This made my day...

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • Furfags will be furfags. We're all socially unkempt pieces of shit who deserve to be executed by firing squad.

  • Reply
  • |
  • -7
  • ktkr

    Former Staff

    Faited said:
    Furfags will be furfags. We're all socially unkempt pieces of shit who deserve to be executed by firing squad.

    Speak for yourself.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 6
  • ktkr said:
    Speak for yourself.

    Its true for the whole fandom, where some of us decide to believe it or not.

  • Reply
  • |
  • -6
  • The Internet must not be serious if they allow all these different "fun" Sites. All the sites where you "jangle your keys" to pictures of people "having fun".This is my life now.
    This site is amazing. 😱

  • Reply
  • |
  • 2
  • Dazreiello said:
    But... The internet is serious business. It is our second reality...

    Its more than just that you know. The society today are absolutely dependent on it. It's a sad reality, but without the Internet the world would come crashing down on us. It's our lifeline :(...

  • Reply
  • |
  • 1
  • Catachan said:
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little furfag? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in 4chan, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on FurAffinity, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in internet warfare and I’m the top troll on the entire e621 forum. You are nothing to me but just another target.

    I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting this shit on the website? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of artists across DeviantArt and your original character is being stolen right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your fursona.

    You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can yiff you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in sexual roleplay, but I have access to the entire arsenal of F-List and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” image was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have deleted your fucking upload. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    I love you.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • This post exemplifies how I feel about artists who draw porn, and then get offended when people make sexually oriented comments on the porn.

    ...It's porn, you dumb twats.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 4
  • TheySay said:
    Its true for the whole fandom, where some of us decide to believe it or not.

    I happen to have a very healthy social life, thank you very much. As do most furries, actually, considering how massive the conventions are.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • Catachan said:

    You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can yiff you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands

    should be bare paws tbhfam

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • purplekoolaid678 said:
    Bruuuh that one person that gave you a downvote taking the internet too seriously

    I find it immensely entertaining to hear that someone downvoted an opinion on a massive comment section when all I did was say I find it funny.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 1