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Normal Size Mech
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Incredible art is by Darkgem. He was truly wonderful to deal with through the commissioning process :)
Being a 14ft tall dragon is awesome:
You get to skip to the start of the line everywhere
Your ass is at eye level to everyone else for easy access
You can always reach that thing up on the top shelf
Nobody makes clothes in your size, so they don't have to be worn
You get to ride in the back of a truck everywhere (and have a driver!)
Just about anyone qualifies as food
On the other hand, it usually takes going to three different coffee shops to fill my cup in the morning. So it's not all roses.
- MechEdragon
fire238
MemberSure, being that big sounds good in theory, but then some jerk decides to use your sack like a speed bag and the magic's just gone.
Forsburn
MemberYum
user 80752
MemberI think this style rivals Adam Wans in my list of favorites.
Dark sounds like an easy guy to deal with too. Good temperament.
TheChuggernaut
MemberOnly in this community would having one's ass "at eye level to everyone else for easy access" be considered a perk.
W4RR3N
MemberI'd love to hang around this guy.
Släneri
Blocked"mister, you´re ruining my designer couch."
Song
JanitorThe sheer detail in darkgem's work always amazes me, and I'm not just referring to his phenomenal linework and texture-rich coloring. Just look at how the dragon is actually interacting with his environment, from the way his tail lifts the curtain, to his grip on the railing, to the unfortunate couch-cushion that is smothered by his weight leaning on a single massive foot.
I also adore just how *hefty* those genitals look. There's a sense of drooping gravity to them, a certain delectable plumpness befit a well-endowed hunk. It's a detail you scarcely notice in other explicit artwork, and it's one I'd like to see more artists take advantage of when depicting a large, full ballsack or a phallus in a flaccid or a semi-erect state.
Kiasan0
Memberit couldbe worse, he could be Miley Cyrus. Then you'd have to say goodbye to your designer couch, and house. And don't forget your wrecking ball.
BadHorse
MemberYou can destroy my living room anytime!
OpenMawsarefunthings
MemberI need him at my house. NOW.
BigLizard2018
MemberCum here :-)
Snowfoot
MemberI would think that he often hits his head on things...
Brazen-Raven-Whovian
MemberAnyone qualifies as food? For his Cock or his ass?
D-Lizergan
MemberLove it!
FloodFeathers
MemberFor his stomach
Mistertorgue
MemberHow did you get in my house?!
decaborane
Member"That foundation's practically new. How'd it get cracked so bad?"
"Just shut up and fix it."
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