Comedic gold... or should I save
Silver

"Dodge and stab it in the asshole, and if it dosen't have one, make one" - How to play Dark Souls

Theres going to be one thing he will feel when he pulls the trigger.

And its called recoil.

Called a mush maker. Makes mush out of where ever it hits.

You have no idea how much despair I felt when I got to this part of the game. I couldn't believe that they pulled that shit in the same spot again, but with MORE archers.

"welcome back to Anor Londo, we remodeled"

LordAshnard said:
You have no idea how much despair I felt when I got to this part of the game. I couldn't believe that they pulled that shit in the same spot again, but with MORE archers.

AND those bastards now have high resist to poison. So no more longbow poison arrow cheesing. Miyazaki's imagination is fueled by your tears.

Thirtyeight said:
"Too blasted many of them! I don't have enough ammunition to keep them all away!"

*Goes charging up to stab ammoless knight. Get noscoped by the other FOUR you didn't see* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Strategy against silver knights: Run, fucker!

Alph-trio said:
Theres going to be one thing he will feel when he pulls the trigger.

And its called recoil.

Poise only exists with the enemy.

Skyrim: i used to be an adventure like but then i took an arrow to then knee.
Dark souls: oh you just took an arrow huh? well where we come from they shoot FUCKING BEACH UMBRELLAS AT US!

I love how cruel he is, as he's about to shoot the head off of that cute baby dragon. This can only be Dark Souls humor!

BOOM, HEADSHOT!!!

Silver knights need to be texture modded to have "deal with it" sunglasses.

Especially on NG++.

I had soooo much trouble with these damned knights lol

maroraio said:
*Goes charging up to stab ammoless knight. Get noscoped by the other FOUR you didn't see* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*Loses all souls and returns to the bonfire only to get 360° across the map*

Dark Souls.
The game that punches you in the face, trips you, and kicks the crap out of you while laughing, AND YET YOU KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE.

MNP92 said:
"Dodge and stab it in the asshole, and if it dosen't have one, make one" - How to play Dark Souls

huh... i always thought it was dont be a noob use armour.

Courier said:
"welcome back to Anor Londo, we remodeled"

wait... OH ANUBIS PLEASE DONT TELL ME THAT SHIT PARCOR SECTION IS BACK!!!

maroraio said:
AND those bastards now have high resist to poison. So no more longbow poison arrow cheesing. Miyazaki's imagination is fueled by your tears.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ME THAT! OH WOE IS ME!- wait you could use poison on them? -_- im going to save them the ammo and just jump off now...

sergal239 said:
huh... i always thought it was dont be a noob use armour.

wait... OH ANUBIS PLEASE DONT TELL ME THAT SHIT PARCOR SECTION IS BACK!!!

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ME THAT! OH WOE IS ME!- wait you could use poison on them? -_- im going to save them the ammo and just jump off now...

parcor no, knights/ priests/ blobs/ werewolf spider, yes.
oh and a big slimy boss.

Fenrick said:
This guy should know to aim for center of mass

Center of mass is for infantry men. The elite silver guard doesn't need a babysitter.

The noscopers of Anor Londo

RamboCreativity said:
Comedic gold... or should I save
Silver

Say*

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4LlLUFfa6Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwV7CAdjY74

target spotted...

I just have to cross this bridge? Easy!
[GREATARROW]
Fuck!

Poise transcends time and space to introduce Barrett 50 Cals to Anor Londo

Advarious said:
Silver knights need to be texture modded to have "deal with it" sunglasses.

Especially on NG++.

MODS!!!!

TerribleNamer said:
MODS!!!!

With a killcam as well

Kyberfox said:
Called a mush maker. Makes mush out of where ever it hits.

And whoever's using it

Alph-trio said:
Theres going to be one thing he will feel when he pulls the trigger.

And its called recoil.

Theres going to be one thing he will feel when he pulls the trigger.

And its called a Satisfying kill.

all im gonna say is first play threw the game first few part ok cool not bad got anor londo and i fell about 15 times cause of the snipers fuckin lvlalmost made me quit dark souls but i kept trying

If only

BooceBungalow said:
If only

nice username my boi

ACSB said:
nice username my boi

Thanks! :3

Why would you kill such a cute thing? These knights were difficult, now that this bastard wants to kill the dragon, I will plow through them like they're nothing.

Kyberfox said:
Called a mush maker. Makes mush out of where ever it hits.

Man, I feel bad for that guys shoulder, because that's gonna be mush as well.

As someone who has never played Dark Souls, I kinda feel bad for the poor baby dragon ;-;

French_Fried said:
As someone who has never played Dark Souls, I kinda feel bad for the poor baby dragon ;-;

You should feel bad regardless, in fact, playing makes you feel worse as you personally know what the drago's about to go through.

This is why the 'hidden body' spell and 'spook' rings are so important in every game...

"Dodge this!"