Character: scp-1472

SCP-1472, aka, "Multiversal Strip Club", is a Safe-class object.

As its name would imply it is a strip club located in Saint Louis, Illinois that presents exotic performers from various dimensions and realities which in turn can lead to strange and potentially dangerous performances.

The performers at the club include:

Two Naked Asian Women sitting on a log massaging each other wile singing a traditional Tuvan Throat song.
A 20-year-old woman who resembles Hellen Keller performing a strip tease.
An orangutan ordering a headless, decomposing, nude cadaver to perform a pole dance.
4 Velociraptors in Japanese Maid outfits that attack the patrons unless the give them money.
A Gateway 2000 computer and monitor running a Fenestra 98 operating system.
16 Gelatinous entities that project telepathic transmissions.
A series of disembodied mechanical legs performing an Irish Jig.
A being that resembles SCP-1093, "The Lamp Man" dressed in a Mawashi performing a human sacrifice using one of the patrons.

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