Dripen_Arn said:
the wacintosh files?
https://www.ninechime.com/wac_files/just to clarify i ain't a grandmaster oldhead or anything; i just searched purple_body raccoon order:id and sniffed out any plausibly old-school designs
Nah that one isn't it, IT was like in a victorian era like setting I remember.
The future is looking very bright.
Have you ever messed up so much in your life, that you feel the weight of 5 concrete mixers on your chest keeping you awake at night?
God, I hope you've never experienced what I did.
IguanasAreCool said:
What's that old, adult furry web comic thing from back in the day, with the purple racoon lady, I can't remember the name of it...
the wacintosh files?
https://www.ninechime.com/wac_files/
just to clarify i ain't a grandmaster oldhead or anything; i just searched purple_body raccoon order:id and sniffed out any plausibly old-school designs
What's that old, adult furry web comic thing from back in the day, with the purple racoon lady, I can't remember the name of it...
Great already shortstaffed and someone got fired for alleged stealing fml most likely my shifts will get fucked in the arse to accomodate
Daleport996 said:
it's like the NNN for Muslims
LMFAO
Currently listening to Romanthony - Make This Love Right
Yo, it's Ramadan time! When you think about it, it's like the NNN for Muslims, because as well as not being allowed to eat during the day, we're also not allowed to beat the meat.
Not that it matters to me, though. I've drawn a lot of fucked up porn, that I think I'm just gonna get power thrown straight to the bottom of hell anyway. If it exists anyway. I'm not that religious, if you couldn't tell from what I do.
somethingedgey said:
ill send your mother a virtual best of luck wish!!!
Much thanks, Edgey!
Dragonlord2328 said:
Tbf ive wanted to try it not sure why
i mean, its a honorable thing to do...
W0LFB3AT5 said:
Call this a weird coincidence…But my mother just got summoned for jury duty just yesterday through mail… 😳
ill send your mother a virtual best of luck wish!!!
Daleport996 said:
"Your honor, guilty as charged! Because I, say so!"
from what i've heard, this will actually prevent you from becoming jury.
they dont think you are trustworthy anymore after you say stuff like this.
"Your honor, guilty as charged! Because I, say so!"
I probably would do this lol
W0LFB3AT5 said:
Call this a weird coincidence…But my mother just got summoned for jury duty just yesterday through mail… 😳
That is a very wierd coincidence 😅
Daleport996 said:
I can't do it... I'm just gonna mess it up. Sorry for being a disappointment.
What's the matter? Can't handle the...
...oh. Right. Guess that's on me.
I CAN WALK ANYWHERE IN THESE
I WILL NOT EVER CEASE.
THEY ARE REALLY EXCELLENT BOOTS
HOME-DEPOT said:
jubei is hot
There are currently nine posts of nine the phantom
This is cool and all but there should be more, mostly WITH jubei, not because of like, loyalty and being married or whatever but because jubei is hot and nine is… a pretty cool character i guess
year_of_the_chux said:
You only get one, so make it count.
I can't do it... I'm just gonna mess it up. Sorry for being a disappointment.
Dragonlord2328 said:
Tbf ive wanted to try it not sure why
"Your honor, guilty as charged! Because I, say so!"
Daleport996 said:
Ah, that's fine. Would... you mind if I punch you in the jugular? It's ok if you don't want to. You can punch me back.
You only get one, so make it count.
Dragonlord2328 said:
Tbf ive wanted to try it not sure why
Call this a weird coincidence…
But my mother just got summoned for jury duty just yesterday through mail… 😳
Dripen_Arn said:
@W0LFB3AT5: @somethingedgey:
i am grateful ever day that i haven't been called for jury duty yet
Tbf ive wanted to try it not sure why
"Conventional job" is a tricky phrase to pin down, but everyone has to start somewhere.
Since remote delivery is still in vogue, don't be afraid to start there. I did, and while the hours aren't necessarily guaranteed, it's experience, and sometimes people tip generously. Demonstrate a few basic and desirable traits like reliability or adaptability and you can get places.
get retail or fast food job, do part time study at technical college to get qualification, there are some very easy ones that require little work.
888g888 said:
Fellas, how do I get a conventional job? I’m sick of neethood
That's the neet part, you don't
888g888 said:
Fellas, how do I get a conventional job? I’m sick of neethood
i suggest applying to the more local areas. specifically the smaller ones. they're more likely to even LOOK at your application
year_of_the_chux said:
it was me. I'm sorry. I didn't realize they would be so much....well, you know
Ah, that's fine. Would... you mind if I punch you in the jugular? It's ok if you don't want to. You can punch me back.
Fanican said:
Cerberus fjfmfjfjfmfnnfm
OH. Such outrageous statement! Please tell me that was satire.
Dripen_Arn said:
@W0LFB3AT5: @somethingedgey:
i am grateful ever day that i haven't been called for jury duty yet
I dont think we dont have anything like a jury here, but im sure it would suck given how many people want to get out of it.
Daleport996 said:
Alright, who's the motherfucker who invented responsibilities? I'm gonna find them and punch them in the jugular.I don't care if they're dead. I'm just gonna punch their jugular in hell.
it was me. I'm sorry. I didn't realize they would be so much....well, you know
Fanican said:
Cerberus fjfmfjfjfmfnnfm
Sorry for getting political
Cerberus fjfmfjfjfmfnnfm
Fellas, how do I get a conventional job? I’m sick of neethood
Why does it seem that today is be a titwank day everyone is being a bitch at work today i hate retail
Dripen_Arn said:
@W0LFB3AT5: @somethingedgey:
i am grateful ever day that i haven't been called for jury duty yet
Random thing I read on the Reddit comments when some asked, “What can I do to avoid Jury Duty?”
Someone replied: “Just say you’re racist…”
Like, bruh… 😆
@W0LFB3AT5: @somethingedgey:
i am grateful ever day that i haven't been called for jury duty yet
somethingedgey said:
I can speak from experience, being a witness sucksLong story short, some dude ran a cyclist over and i was just walking nearby
But both parties ask the exact same question like 3 times over, and when you say something that a party doesnt like, they question your credibility (even though YOU are the one thats not biased)
and even if you tell the whole truth you get NOTHING because (legally speaking) you cant receive money/ promises because that could count as bribery.
In short: dont be a witness. Its a waste of time and you only make enemies.
Not only that, but my doggos are very hyperactive towards strangers, if anything they try to grab attention by barking at them, being a witness is just knocking at my door.
W0LFB3AT5 said: I quickly put my dogs in my car and hurried out as fast as I could. I didn’t want any part of being a witness.
I can speak from experience, being a witness sucks
Long story short, some dude ran a cyclist over and i was just walking nearby
But both parties ask the exact same question like 3 times over, and when you say something that a party doesnt like, they question your credibility (even though YOU are the one thats not biased)
and even if you tell the whole truth you get NOTHING because (legally speaking) you cant receive money/ promises because that could count as bribery.
In short: dont be a witness. Its a waste of time and you only make enemies.
Daleport996 said:
Alright, who's the motherfucker who invented responsibilities? I'm gonna find them and punch them in the jugular.I don't care if they're dead. I'm just gonna punch their jugular in hell.
The industrial revolution and its consuquences
Alright, who's the motherfucker who invented responsibilities? I'm gonna find them and punch them in the jugular.
I don't care if they're dead. I'm just gonna punch their jugular in hell.
Awesome ghost of tsusima is coming to steam gonna get that on my steamdeck
sanestvaporeonfan said:
Yeah I'm not sure how you would even make that sexual but I hope some brave soul out there gives it a try
God, I wish I wasn't so busy with other stuff right now!
Went to pick up my dogs from the groomers, spent a good 5 minutes in there to receive them, paid the cashier, went back outside…
And noticed somebody broke and entered someone’s car. Their trunk complete fucked, their back window shattered, and the man was howling in anger while his (friend/partner?) tried to call the police. I quickly put my dogs in my car and hurried out as fast as I could. I didn’t want any part of being a witness.
sanestvaporeonfan said:
Bodily fluids that have not been featured in an e621 post (yet)(to my knowledge):
Spinal fluid
Inner ear fluidPlease
i'm sure there's some gore artist on this site that's gone to the trouble of adding such fluids to either their total head explosion commission and MK sub-zero style decapitation art trade respectivly. their hard work just hasn't gone noticed yet
somethingedgey said:
Those 2 are very specific fetishes
Yeah I'm not sure how you would even make that sexual but I hope some brave soul out there gives it a try
sanestvaporeonfan said:
Bodily fluids that have been featured in an e621 post:
Piss
Cum
Sweat
Tears
(liquid) shit
Vomit
Pussy juice
BloodBodily fluids that have not been featured in an e621 post (yet)(to my knowledge):
Spinal fluid
Inner ear fluidPlease
Those 2 are very specific fetishes
When i say your jordans are completely fake, i don’t mean they’re fake, but that theres is not a sliver of legitimacy to them.
Bodily fluids that have been featured in an e621 post:
Piss
Cum
Sweat
Tears
(liquid) shit
Vomit
Pussy juice
Blood
Bodily fluids that have not been featured in an e621 post (yet)(to my knowledge):
Spinal fluid
Inner ear fluid
Please
I wanna fall asleep so hard. Like how Serj Tankian screams "WAKE UP" in Chop Suey, but with the opposite effect.
Currently listening to Apollo 440 - Lolita
@Kemonophonic: @Daleport996: thanks everyone.
Kemonophonic said:
@coyotebear: Cars are the bane of my existence.
I was a journeyman mechanic for around 12 years, and have since moved into the parts distribution side of things; they are also the bane of my existence, and my source of employment :3
Facebook shat itself today lmao
Daleport996 said:
I found my diary! It was collecting dust under my tiny desk along with some boxes. Last entry was 4th of December 2023.Also, happy birthday @Doomguy666!
Glad you found it i hate losing things
I found my diary! It was collecting dust under my tiny desk along with some boxes. Last entry was 4th of December 2023.
Also, happy birthday @Doomguy666!
@coyotebear: Cars are the bane of my existence.
@Doomguy666: A bit late, but post #4008891
@coyotebear: thanks. All things considered, not too bad of a day.
Finally got the parcel i ordered for some reason it had been delivered to another building
@Doomguy666:
post #3924821
Kemonophonic said:
\(^o^)/ <(I just burned my hand on a hot car engine! Yay!)
post #4397475 post #3552087
I salute you, and hope it is just a teensy owwie; not many people even know how to open their car hood, and would be afraid to even go near the engine if they could.
then again, I work very well under the hood
Dripen_Arn said:
@Muckyotter: if you have a problem with posts, contact either of the 2 main admins: notmenotyou or "rainbow dash"/users/18776 (although i do recommend staying calm and diplomatic when talking to them, nobody likes a hot head)but i think i can still answer why your 2 posts didn't get approved: the artist of the works your tried uploading basically asked us not to host their art here anymore: https://e621.net/post_events?search%5Bpost_id%5D=75186
Yep thankfully it got resolved.
