The|Gay|Dinosaur mellis 14 hours ago

Blocked: YOU ARE EXTINCT GO AWAY

saw that one comin!

Thread necromancy! I just felt this needed to be added:

Blocked: here's a funny one. A user goes around cursing out others in every post he gets. Telling them to leave, telling them to fuck off.. and then he gets banned.. wait. That was you?

http://www.e621.net/user_record?user_id=12558

Aurali said:
Blocked: Here is a fun joke for you, tag abuse and manipulation are bannable offenses.. Hahahaha... oh wait your not laughing huh?

I liked that one.
I think Aurali is our new Mellis! lol

WolfieWolfie1992 said:
I liked that one.
I think Aurali is our new Mellis! lol

Its sort of been like that for a while now. :P

skeeter said:
Its sort of been like that for a while now. :P

Hmm... perhaps... but there hasn't been an official "Shark Week" yet, where the slightest infractions get banned.

Shark Week nao?

i don't feel like copy/paste so ill just say it. barbados got banned because all comments were the same (go to records) i looked at the first page of comments and i am now wondering if it go's on for all 7 pages XD kinda scared to look tbh .-.

luvdaporn said:
i don't feel like copy/paste so ill just say it. barbados got banned because all comments were the same (go to records) i looked at the first page of comments and i am now wondering if it go's on for all 7 pages XD kinda scared to look tbh .-.

It does. Oh god, it does. I looked. He occasionally breaks it up to 'request' that the artist draw something that appeals to his sexual tastes, and to ask commentators to provide him detailed descriptions of what is in the image. *shudder*

Guys, that's not a ban, that's just a -1 record

it should be a ban, that guy is the definition of creepy.

http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=5645

The third one genuinely made me laugh.

http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=17464

Hey furry porn is real porn. Its just not real life porn :P. Some of these bans seem mean even though I am sure there was a good reason for them. Kinda makes me scared to post anything like i'm going to get banned for missing anything on my first post.

anthrolover said:
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=17464

Hey furry porn is real porn. Its just not real life porn :P. Some of these bans seem mean even though I am sure there was a good reason for them. Kinda makes me scared to post anything like i'm going to get banned for missing anything on my first post.

The only way to get marked/blocked/banned is to earn it. Practice good discretion and you won't have anything to worry about. If you're unsure about whether or not you should post something, review the avoid posting list http://e621.net/wiki/show?nordirect=1&title=avoid_posting

anthrolover said:
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=17464

Hey furry porn is real porn. Its just not real life porn :P. Some of these bans seem mean even though I am sure there was a good reason for them. Kinda makes me scared to post anything like i'm going to get banned for missing anything on my first post.

lol.. by 'real porn' they mean real life porn. and trust us, I've seen some of the stuff that gets posted here before it gets deleted. no one wants to see mr 300 lbs humping a pool inflatible. c_c;

Unless you do something horribly wrong, you wont' get banned... at worst, you'll get a warning, but jsut be polite about it and don't repeat your mistakes :D

I promise, everyone banned deserves it XD

anthrolover said:
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=17464

Hey furry porn is real porn. Its just not real life porn :P. Some of these bans seem mean even though I am sure there was a good reason for them. Kinda makes me scared to post anything like i'm going to get banned for missing anything on my first post.

Kitsu is a horrible person and will die alone. :)

anthrolover said:
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=17464

Hey furry porn is real porn. Its just not real life porn :P. Some of these bans seem mean even though I am sure there was a good reason for them. Kinda makes me scared to post anything like i'm going to get banned for missing anything on my first post.

It was a relevant image (fursuit), I thought it was permitted, but no, it's listed on the DNP page, so it was due to my negligence.

I didn't get banned for that though, just a warning.

The residual bitch-slap from the previous administration still lingers, recursively getting banned because I was banned.

To me, the main reason for my original ban was due to personal conflict with Arcturus (I still maintain that he didn't code e621). Sure, my unfair outburst towards Inuki factors in too.

Just looking over the ban reasons seems like bans were handed out unfairly. Lupine Assassin got unbanned, and apparently he threatened the administration (how is expressing some dramarage at an artist on the forum worse than that?).

Just don't piss off an ego-tripping admin and you will be fine.

Blocked (reason: It's clear than you're not the kind of person we like to have around; expires: 4749-01-07)

epically long

but not the longest

asdfzxc said:
Not as epic as the others, but:
http://e621.net/user/show/6008

"Banned for 365 days... no, wait, years."

wow. You can get banned for Rickrolling? I know that's not the only reason...but wow.

Aurali said:
Blocked: Nope! Nope nope you creepy monkey faced mammal headed humanoid biped! Your clear lack of being able comment without sounding like pedobear at an elementary school playground, with multiple warnings. Means you may no longer ever enjoy the priveledge of using this site's commenting features. In other words. Creepy dude gets ducktaped.

That was on page 2. That one made me go "WTF?"

Oh Barbados. How your comments simultaneously intrigue and horrify me.

I also love how he was smacked with harrassment right after, and banned permanently XD

WolfieWolfie1992 said:
That was on page 2. That one made me go "WTF?"

Holy creepy factor... geezus & his faved tags makes me worried if he is around kids.

thank god he's gone

NOU said:
thank god he's gone

Actually, he's still here.

http://e621.net/comment/search?query=user%3ADesire

ippiki_ookami said:
Actually, he's still here.

http://e621.net/comment/search?query=user%3ADesire

AHH FUCK!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

ippiki_ookami said:
Actually, he's still here.

http://e621.net/comment/search?query=user%3ADesire

Damn you, I was just about to post that.

Oh for crap's sake. I try to be tolerant of other people's kinks. Because, clearly, this guy has a kink for writing comments like this... it gets his rocks off, that's great... but this guy is... christ, I hate being able to look across the internet and seeing that someone's hot-fap-thought-of-the-day is someone 'riding him hard ( vaginal )'

someone should ip ban him (vaginally)

NOU said:
someone should ip ban him (vaginally)

I love you ( vaginally )

SnowWolf said:
I love you ( vaginally )

everyone does (anally)

NOU said:
everyone does (anally)

Does what? (whoa Nelly)

Ideally, I would let them stay because of the lulz they provide for our fair site. ( vaginally )
Unfortunately, that's not how it works.

and, to add appropriately (vaginally)...

Riversyde sung: Blocked (reason: # In the sun # I will come # To see Barbados # In the sun # I will come # To see Barbay-ay-aydos; expires: 3835-04-27)

..appropriately, alright. The video clip is just as creepy as the user. Gotta love the eighties tough (musically)

I lol'd.

mosh_grizzly said:
I lol'd.

Seconding motion.

I laughed (heartily)

post #100731

oh god not again :<

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA

Does Barbados even know what 'blending in' is? rofl

Landlaw said:
Does Barbados even know what 'blending in' is? rofl

APPARENTLY NOT cause he will get caught every time if he keeps this up

ip block :3 (analy)

NOU said:
ip block :3 (analy)

but then I will not get to do any more fantabulous Musical Bans™ :<

Riversyde said:
but then I will not get to do any more fantabulous Musical Bans™ :<

You can do this one. :3
TJZX24, post #118681

Landlaw said:
You can do this one. :3
TJZX24, post #118681

Dunno any music that would be fitting for that. But banning anyway.

Riversyde said:
Dunno any music that would be fitting for that. But banning anyway.

...Not even that song by Offspring? Bum-mer.

Landlaw said:
...Not even that song by Offspring? Bum-mer.

Can haz link?

I'm not gonna do musical bans all the time, either. The situation has to be fitting enough to warrant one.

black hole sun, do it

NOU said:
black hole sun, do it

"Black hole sun
won't you come
and wash away this idiot who refuses tag properly"

If you don't use it now at least save it for some other ban down the road.

seems fishy http://e621.net/user/show/32467

Riversyde said:
Can haz link?

The Kids Aren't Alright, by the Offspring
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrZ4sMRYimw

NOU said:
seems fishy http://e621.net/user/show/32467

Fishier and fishier.

NOU said:
seems fishy http://e621.net/user/show/32467

Damnit you beat me to it. Next time.....

WolfieWolfie1992 said:
I laughed (heartily)

I laughed (vaginally)

NOU said:
seems fishy http://e621.net/user/show/32467

Update: Fockin' Barbados.

The current bans are hilarious (vaginal style).

Guess who's back.

http://e621.net/user/show/32886

One post isn't really enough of a basis to warrant a re-ban.

no, but I'll start taking bets on where or not it's him. ;)

Riversyde said:
One post isn't really enough of a basis to warrant a re-ban.

I think it's safe to say that I don't think many people on the Internet have the same sexual creativity and poor sentence structure that he possesses. (probably)
[recommends a stake-out]

I'll keep my eye on him. This is fun! ^_^

a new Challenger has appeared http://e621.net/user/show/32932

Riversyde said:
One post isn't really enough of a basis to warrant a re-ban.

There you go.

http://e621.net/comment/search?query=user%3AMonster

FurZ said:
There you go.

http://e621.net/comment/search?query=user%3AMonster

And theeeeeeere we go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO7e8pl-Q7A

i got a good laugh out of that

http://e621.net/post/show/124378/big_breasts-blue-blush-breasts-brown-butt-female-l

Ya.

He gains half a point for at least TRYING to sound a LITTLE different, lol

Yay for musical bans!

NOU said:
a new Challenger has appeared http://e621.net/user/show/32932

Hmm, that guy's just creepy, whereas Barbados is clearly insane. Still good for a laugh, though.

ippiki_ookami said:
Hmm, that guy's just creepy, whereas Barbados is clearly insane. Still good for a laugh, though.

Barbados tried to get me banned for banning him.. it was great :) Also he threatened char with legal action. Still amaaazing ~<3

just share the pms already, they sound hilarious

NOU said:
just share the pms already, they sound hilarious

PMS? What? Who's got it? xD

Spotted!

http://e621.net/comment/search?query=user%3AKingOfWorld

I win this round!

beat me to it