I stumbled across a link to the banned accounts section of e621 and some of the reasons were so great I wanted to view it again. Does anyone have the link, and would it be ok to post some of the funnier ones in this forum topic?

Mellis and his cruel ban reasons. http://e621.net/user?commit=Search&name=&level=10&order=name

Enjoy.

http://e621.net/user/show/12714
The length of the ban is what makes this epic.

Best place to view bans (actually, all record changes, including warnings and promotions, etc., but it's 98% bans) is here: http://e621.net/user_record

how do we report people people for bad tagging/trolling? Not that I want to be a bitch or anything... ı

Riversyde said:
http://e621.net/user/show/12714
The length of the ban is what makes this epic.

Erk was a lol guy XD

tony311 said:
Best place to view bans (actually, all record changes, including warnings and promotions, etc., but it's 98% bans) is here: http://e621.net/user_record

Yeah i forgot about this.

erica_wolf said:
how do we report people people for bad tagging/trolling? Not that I want to be a bitch or anything... ı

Tell it to an admin, or make a drama tread on the forum. (i suggest the 1st one)

This is one of my personal favorites...

Koekje said:
If you remove a valid tag again not only will I IP ban you from the site for the rest of your life I will personally hunt you down and shit on your dick.

Marbles said:
This is one of my personal favorites...

ahahahha

erica_wolf said:
how do we report people people for bad tagging/trolling? Not that I want to be a bitch or anything... ı

just give a moderator a note :).
They actually like the help so.

tony311 said:
Best place to view bans (actually, all record changes, including warnings and promotions, etc., but it's 98% bans) is here: http://e621.net/user_record

Thanks Tony! Some of these are HILARIOUS! I want to see "Go away you waste of sperm!"

"Hi everyone, just wanted to tell you how awesome I am for blocking the site's main means of staying operational to while simultaneously using the site's resources! I am a worthless leech who probably has sex with his dog!"

Banned four times already for being retarded, still can't fucking tag images after over a YEAR of trying. Possibly suffers from some sort of learning disorder, possibly just really, really needs to go away forever. The world may never know.

AHAHAHAHAHAHH!

It reminds me of when I used to read the campus police blotter for stuff like "3:20 AM, bat reported in girl's dorm. Officers chased animal with fishing net and tennis racket for 1 hour 30 min before finally driving it out the window. Residents were issued a warning for noise due to incessant screaming."

LMAO! Thats great RNVP!

"What the fuck are you tagging? Lay off the crackpipe."

My top 4 favorites are:

1. <em>"Blocked: "This steak is raw, green and rancid!" "SHUT UP YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE MY STEAK COOKING SKILLS UNTIL YOU COOK A BETTER ONE"</em> (by Mellis, page 13)

2. <em>"tag your uploads better or I'll fuck you with a knife"</em> (by Koekje, page 27)

3. <em>"Blocked: Stop trying to use this site to hook up with people by sending out your personal info, you creepy fuck. Go away forever."</em> (by Mellis, page 29)

4. <em>"Blocked: "Welcome to last week."... Welcome to next week. See you then. Goddamn you are obnoxious. Also, stop trying to backseat mod."</em> (by Mellis, page 26)

WolfieWolfie1992 said:
My top 4 favorites are:

1. <em>"Blocked: "This steak is raw, green and rancid!" "SHUT UP YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE MY STEAK COOKING SKILLS UNTIL YOU COOK A BETTER ONE"</em> (by Mellis, page 13)

2. <em>"tag your uploads better or I'll fuck you with a knife"</em> (by Koekje, page 27)

3. <em>"Blocked: Stop trying to use this site to hook up with people by sending out your personal info, you creepy fuck. Go away forever."</em> (by Mellis, page 29)

4. <em>"Blocked: "Welcome to last week."... Welcome to next week. See you then. Goddamn you are obnoxious. Also, stop trying to backseat mod."</em> (by Mellis, page 26)

Very nice!!!!! Especially the one about the steak lol.

Riversyde said:
http://e621.net/user/show/12714
The length of the ban is what makes this epic.

unbanned 15699-10-06? So, the year 15699? That's just uber.

Koekje said:
If you remove a valid tag again not only will I IP ban you from the site for the rest of your life I will personally hunt you down and shit on your dick.

Koekje said:
tag your uploads better or I'll fuck you with a knife.

Oh god. I laughed too hard on these two. God damn, that Koekje is hardcore.

swamprootwolf said:
unbanned 15699-10-06? So, the year 15699? That's just uber.

I'd say that's sufficiently over 9000.

swamprootwolf said:
unbanned 15699-10-06? So, the year 15699? That's just uber.

i will laugh my ass off, if we discover a way to live forever, this site is still operating by that year, and he does come back.

nme22 said:
i will laugh my ass off, if we discover a way to live forever, this site is still operating by that year, and he does come back.

hahaahha, just thinking of it makes it funny :D

Kokeje the 78th will ban him again.

I'm rather fond of this one;

http://e621.net/user/show/12225

FurZ said:
I'm rather fond of this one;

http://e621.net/user/show/12225

Ha! I remember that guy, too. Always did that in their comments. When asked to stop, came back saying it was to make them a "unique personality", or some other precious snowflake unicorn thing.

One of my favorites:

Blocked: "bitch best be a solar to win this one" really? This seemed like a good tag to you?

Ok, that's because mellis included the tag name in it, but really, wtf kind of tag is that? No wonder the guy got banned.

There was a guy with worst tags. I forgot his name, but they were like:

Hi my name is "name" and i would like to share mi vision with you
"name" was here

And such.

My favorite ban was the "raffle raffle" guy, but I can't remember his username.

ban cherry popped
Blocked: I'm so excited! I get to ban somebody! Legitimately! Oooh! Naughty.

Blocked: Bitched because the site didn't bend to his whims, and so was leaving forever and refusing to contribute. Just making sure that he doesn't back out on his word. =)

Blocked: unhelpfulness

Blocked: On further investigation, trolling comments, mod sass, vandalizing tags, admitting ban evasion, trying to cause drama on the forums...are there any rules even left you can still break? On top of this, taunting the mods saying 'they'll probably ban be because they know I'm right'. ...all in the span of one week. You're not banned because you're 'right', you're banned because you're possibly the worst poster I have ever seen on this site. What is WRONG with you?

Another epic ban.
http://e621.net/user/show/9835
(Cause of the ban length, not the actual reason.)

Riversyde said:
Another epic ban.
http://e621.net/user/show/9835

The reason for his ban is "what". I think the mods don't like it when users tag in Spanish. Also, he tagged every last one of his submissions with "furfag", which FurZ just removed from all of his submissions about 15 minutes ago.

I know it's not a ban, but this warning is so fucking pro:

Koekje said:
Don't talk back to me. I will fuck your shit up.

lol, fuck your shit up, internet tough guys at its finest.

Ultima_Weapon said:
I know it's not a ban, but this warning is so fucking pro:

And all i said was, why has he given me a negative for 1 post.

I wonder what my ban reason would be..?

There have been some pretty good ones.
I've made it a habit to go into the records every so often for a chuckle or two.

I like Mellis's the most~
Blocked: Actually, fuck it, you're kind of an asshole. Go away

Mellis is cool, kokeje is unfair, but heh, its good to have amdins that will keep the tards away.

Blocked: Sexyfur AND not tagging images. Winner!

I guess they didn't see the message that says "DO NOT POST SEXY FUR!" about 50 times.

Fox2K9 said:
Mellis is cool, kokeje is unfair, but heh, its good to have amdins that will keep the tards away.

recent conflict? O.O

luvdaporn said:
recent conflict? O.O

I posted an image of an intel chip which was manufactured by amd, and i got a negative for it. Than i said "negative for 1 post? Not cool -.-" to kokeje, and he wrote what he did.

Not as epic as the others, but:
http://e621.net/user/show/6008

"Banned for 365 days... no, wait, years."

"When my belly starts a-rumblin' and I'm jonesin' for a treat, I close my eyes for a big surprise, the tendercrisp bacon cheddar DO YOU EVEN READ THE RULES MOTHERFUCKER?"

Arcturus is awesome.

RULES MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU READ THEM?

I'd love to see that listed someday! :D

ErrorLoadingUsername said:
Arcturus is awesome.

he does have a better sense of humor than mellis

WolfieWolfie1992 said:
I'd love to see that listed someday! :D

the rules are listen on the wiki, you shuld know you've been here long enough and warned about them enough

jebus said:
the rules are listen on the wiki, you shuld know you've been here long enough and warned about them enough

What the frig are you going on about? Have you not had your coffee yet or what? lol
I said I'd love to see "RULES MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU READ THEM?" listed as the reason for someone's ban on the records list someday....

Innocuous said:
There have been some pretty good ones.
I've made it a habit to go into the records every so often for a chuckle or two.

I like Mellis's the most~
Blocked: Actually, fuck it, you're kind of an asshole. Go away

Also, "I am become drama, the destroyer of URLs. "

it just reminds me of "All your bases are belong to us!"

swamprootwolf said:
Also, "I am become drama, the destroyer of URLs. "

it just reminds me of "All your bases are belong to us!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8H7Jibx-c0

Arcturus said:
Blocked: You fucking shit. You little fucking shit. Not just posting sexyfur, but obscuring the sexyfur watermark? Oh you horrible little shit I hope you die.

lawlsome.

I still think Wolfy247's is the best

:33 said:
I still think Wolfy247's is the best

Did you mean wolfy274?

Arcturus said:
Blocked: It has been said, that those who can do and those who cannot, teach. But there is a lesson to be learned. What of those who cannot even teach? The luddites and morons and imbeciles who infest the lowest sewers of society? We cannot ignore them, lest their ignorance spread discord, nor can we elevate them, or risk diminishing ourselves. Instead, we must purge them, whether by fire or by stone. We must let all know that we hold fast, a bastion of strength and intelligence. We proclaim, from the lowest of valleys and the highest of rooftops, to all who would seek to drag us down: "BANNED!"

Pwned, plain and simple.

ktkr said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8H7Jibx-c0

Hey! Thanks! I didn't get the reference.

the reason is not epic, but the user who got banned made all the difference
Blocked (reason: One year ban for threatening administrators.; expires: 2011-07-24)
to lupine assassin

niko_bellic said:
the reason is not epic, but the user who got banned made all the difference
Blocked (reason: One year ban for threatening administrators.; expires: 2011-07-24)
to lupine assassin

Hahaha I saw that too!

We don't put up with threats to our users or staff. We've proven it in the past with responses to people threatening him, and now, we've proven it when he himself did the same. No tolerance for that sort of shit, I don't care who does it or under what circumstances.

hell i know what you mean, on my tf2 server i ban people the monent they start with teh you furfag gtfo comments, although i got a feeling this was probably nothing like that

mellis said:
We don't put up with threats to our users or staff. [...] No tolerance for that sort of shit, I don't care who does it or under what circumstances.

Koekje said:
tag your uploads better or I'll fuck you with a knife

*laughs*

I love you guys <3

niko_bellic said:
the reason is not epic, but the user who got banned made all the difference
Blocked (reason: One year ban for threatening administrators.; expires: 2011-07-24)
to lupine assassin

......

how fuckin stupid do you have to be to do that?

Marbles said:
*laughs*

I love you guys <3

It's not a threat when we do it.
IT'S A PROMISE D:

mellis said:
It's not a threat when we do it.
IT'S A PROMISE D:

I am finding hard to believe that xD

mellis said:
YOU ARE BEING A GIANT COCKMONGLER THIS EVENING

mellis said:
Horrible, obnoxious cunt with shitty flawed logic and pathetic troll attempts who just so happens to apparently need us in his life so badly that he had to come crawling back under a new name to evade a ban. Possibly the saddest story in the world. Bards will sing mournful dirges of it in the harsh and distant future where we all live IN SPACE.

Oh Mellis, you so silly.

Antoinette said:
Oh Mellis, you so silly.

Well, I was being kind of a cockmongler. I'm not butthurt, it actually cheered me up to see that. I love you, Mellis.

Jaxinc:

Blocked (reason: SHARK WEEK: Insufferable dramafag with the apparent confict resolution skills and pathetic sense of grade-school-level 'regenge' required to enforce his sense of self-worth. We salute you, sir, for keeping the popular internet idea of 'furry' alive and well.; expires: 2013-05-01)

I only wish I had Mellis' ability to spotcheck people this accurately.

thedxm said:
Jaxinc:

Blocked (reason: SHARK WEEK: Insufferable dramafag with the apparent confict resolution skills and pathetic sense of grade-school-level 'regenge' required to enforce his sense of self-worth. We salute you, sir, for keeping the popular internet idea of 'furry' alive and well.; expires: 2013-05-01)

I only wish I had Mellis' ability to spotcheck people this accurately.

It's a gift. Also, Bokii's banning too!

Blocked: SHARK WEEK: Rarrr I hate Jay Naylor and gosh darn it everyone let's advocate being a misterable cunt towards him! I am an original and angry internet person!

Also:

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I can't shut up about my ex-boyfriend in inappropriate venues! I live and breath drama because I am an extremely pathetic attention whore!

swamprootwolf said:
It's a gift. Also, Bokii's banning too!

Blocked: SHARK WEEK: Rarrr I hate Jay Naylor and gosh darn it everyone let's advocate being a misterable cunt towards him! I am an original and angry internet person!

I personally don't think that is a good eonough reason to get banned over, unless I'm not fully understanding why.

It was for being a cunty drama-ish commenter in general, that was just the particular example I decided to act on.

skeeter said:
I personally don't think that is a good eonough reason to get banned over, unless I'm not fully understanding why.

Everything's a good enough ban reason. The mods can ban anyone at any time. They're watching you. <em>They're watching you</em>.

mellis said:
It was for being a cunty drama-ish commenter in general, that was just the particular example I decided to act on.

That made me lol.

http://www.e621.net/user/show/17270

Enjoy and Sing Along, to the tune of Around the World with Willy Fog!

@.@

Wow... nice pick of an obscure song and an excellent way to date yourself milady.

I think I saw that movie once, though I can't quite place it for certain.

It was a cartoon! A furry one at that~

Well, I sung your song while listening to it on youtube, and I must admit, that was quite awesome.

So it's a cartoon? Wikipedia is saying that show never played in America. Though we did get http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Around_the_World_in_80_Days_(1988_film) which is the movie I was remembering, and apparently that movie was a loosely meant to mimic the Spanish cartoon series that you are talking about (very very loosely).

You can find anything on youtube; even 22 year old movies! :O
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9StNwxXd2A

EDIT: I actually got a kick outta the bit of Willy Fog I saw. Oh lord, did you just condemn me to spending all day watching an entire cartoon series? I guess I know what I'm going to be doing for the next 11 hours.

http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=14443
What the fuck ? This guy did nothing wrong, the issue has been stated before, and he was respecting the arbitration.

forum #3124

EDIT: Oh wait, my bad, I misunderstood. So he was removing the gay tag from solo males? Yeah I thought that was what we were supposed to do too. I thought it was incorrect to put the tag "gay" on an image unless there were at least two males (or a male and some floating disembodied penises).

EDIT: Hmmm, seems like Arc and mellis have a different opinion on the subject of what the "gay" tag is supposed to stand for. A homosexual male... or two males doing sexual acts together.

Plasma said:
Removing "gay" tag. This picture being "gay" makes about as much sense as pictures of solo females being "lesbian".

Poking my nose around, Plasma seems like a pretty cool dude, and he seemed like he was trying to do right, not trying to vandalize. As long as he doesn't start dramaing it all up everywhere, I see no reason why a simple PM from HIM (not you Kald) to a moderator wouldn't have the ban overturned immediately.

He was also removing it from pictures that had dudes soaked in jizz, so.

Marbles said:
EDIT: Oh wait, my bad, I misunderstood. So he was removing the gay tag from solo males? Yeah I thought that was what we were supposed to do too. I thought it was incorrect to put the tag "gay" on an image unless there were at least two males (or a male and some floating disembodied penises).

This.

EDIT: Hmmm, seems like Arc and mellis have a different opinion on the subject of what the "gay" tag is supposed to stand for. A homosexual male... or two males doing sexual acts together.

VERY this. Two mods with conflicting opinions. This can get confusing and very irritating. Personally I prefer Mellis's stand--if I look up "Gay", I wanna see either a guy sucking another guy's dick or a guy fuckin' another guy in the ass--not a lone guy sitting there with nothing going on. If I look up "Male Solo" it's because I'm looking for males that are showing off, so to speak.

Arcturus said:
He was also removing it from pictures that had dudes soaked in jizz, so.

A guy can jizz on theirselves. :/ Being one myself, I would know.

Arcturus said:
http://www.e621.net/user/show/17270

Enjoy and Sing Along, to the tune of Around the World with Willy Fog!

Epic... just... epic

had to load the song on youtube since i've never seen it, but that's just great

thedxm said:
......

how fuckin stupid do you have to be to do that?

on a scale of 1 to 100 about 85