If you haven;t viewed the latest bans check the link on page one of this thread and do so. There's some great one's in there.

Tag your shit, fuckweasel.

Haha, before I knew who Aurali even was, I got a PM reading "You need to improve your comments."
I talked back.
If she was pissed, that would have made for an epic ban reason.
EDIT:
Ohaylook! I got an orange! :D

Well looky that, it's been a year since this topic was made. Hooray. (Well, a year and a day, but close enough)

Riversyde said:
Well looky that, it's been a year since this topic was made. Hooray. (Well, a year and a day, but close enough)

I blame Tony.

Aurali said:
I blame Tony.

Personaly, I would blame the space-time-continuum.

Being barbados is against the rules. (See: http://www.e621.net/wiki/show?title=help%3Ahome)

Try not to be so creepy with the comments.

This is your only warning.

This is a fucking amazing rule.

Bck said:

Being barbados is against the rules. (See: http://www.e621.net/wiki/show?title=help%3Ahome)

Try not to be so creepy with the comments.

This is your only warning.

This is a fucking amazing rule.

Obligatory: BURRBURRDURRS

BURR BURR DURRS!

Riversyde said:
Well looky that, it's been a year since this topic was made. Hooray. (Well, a year and a day, but close enough)

Wow... that's roughly how long I've been around as well. I wish I remembered how I found this place.

Aurali said:
I blame Tony.

I blame swamprootwolf.

Riversyde said:
I blame swamprootwolf.

I blame my parents and bad schools

post #7378

Bans wont be the same with out all the epic reasons the old admins used to give, and they used to ban for practically nothing -__-

Fox2K9 said:
Bans wont be the same with out all the epic reasons the old admins used to give

post #109279

Fox2K9 said:
Bans wont be the same with out all the epic reasons the old admins used to give, and they used to ban for practically nothing -__-

This will make you feel better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ey8r-nR6k

Fox2K9 said:
Bans wont be the same with out all the epic reasons the old admins used to give, and they used to ban for practically nothing -__-

Sadly those days are gone, but a friendlier, happier administration and userbase makes a friendlier, happier e621.

Aurali said:
Sadly those days are gone, but a friendlier, happier administration and userbase makes a friendlier, happier e621.

What's happened to you?!

ippiki_ookami said:
What's happened to you?!

Ponies.

Aurali said:
Ponies.

We're going to love and tolerate the SHIT out of you.

blazenarm said:
We're going to love and tolerate the SHIT out of you.

post #135875

Aurali said:
Sadly those days are gone, but a friendlier, happier administration and userbase makes a friendlier, happier e621.

That reminds me.... is Mellis still around? Haven't seen then for a while.

swamprootwolf said:
That reminds me.... is Mellis still around? Haven't seen then for a while.

No.

Aurali said:
No.

post #117848

Aurali is actually mellis... tru fax

arc said:
This will make you feel better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ey8r-nR6k

Wow, awesome.

Well, new admins, don't be too soft :)

So, new admins, something like 3 or 4 months until your one year anniversary, eh? :P

Riversyde said:
Aurali is actually mellis... tru fax

you just blew my mind.....

swamprootwolf said:
you just blew my mind.....

If you think I'm paying your hospital bills, forget it.

Riversyde said:
If you think I'm paying your hospital bills, forget it.

It was already half-way blown from a pre-existing condition, no worries.

Holy crap, the number of Charb bans in one go. o___o

http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=3393 epic reason <3

I still find bans like http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=33864 are hilarious.

People creating pools for themselves so they can fap to 'em.

It's called 'My Favorites', people.

Blocked: On further investigation, trolling comments, mod sass, vandalizing tags, admitting ban evasion, trying to cause drama on the forums...are there any rules even left you can still break? On top of this, taunting the mods saying 'they'll probably ban be because they know I'm right'. ...all in the span of one week. You're not banned because you're 'right', you're banned because you're possibly the worst poster I have ever seen on this site. What is WRONG with you?

Probably one of the only legitimate, in depth, not retarded and taunting reasons I've seen so far.

lulzielulz said:
Probably one of the only legitimate, in depth, not retarded and taunting reasons I've seen so far.

oh they are all legitimate, but not all of them are written well.

I think Lulz's ban is pretty epic, since he ratted himself out as evading a ban.

I thought it was amusing too, though I admire how he tried to hide it in plain sight amongst a wall of text.

I'm wondering if 'shark week' will ever return.

And hoping.

blazenarm said:
I'm wondering if 'shark week' will ever return.

And hoping.

Given that mellis is no longer with us, don't.

So I saw Salovar's comments as they were going on and thought "Shit, IRC's fucking up on me, I don't even know if any mods/admins are around to kick this guy." But then Aurali saved the day with this ban: Blocked (reason: YAR HAR DIDDLEY DEE, DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE A ROBOT IS FREE! YOU ARE A ROBOT; expires: 2014-02-22)

If this isn't epic, I dunno what is.
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=13173

RedOctober said:
If this isn't epic, I dunno what is.
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=13173

Huh. I was just in the chat with erica and the mods while they were talking about that.

What the hell happened after I left?

niko_bellic said:
lol, fuck your shit up, internet tough guys at its finest.

banned ban-evader posting in the ban humor section. lol.

*edit

this just made me inhale some of my tea

http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=13173

(way to long to copy paste the content. don;t drink anything while reading. Possibly the most epic ban since the GMDave days.)

swamprootwolf said:
banned ban-evader posting in the ban humor section. lol.

*edit

this just made me inhale some of my tea

http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=13173

(way to long to copy paste the content. don;t drink anything while reading. Possibly the most epic ban since the GMDave days.)

Yeah, that was a good one. Too bad she actually has the capacity to cause harm to the site.

ippiki_ookami said:
Yeah, that was a good one. Too bad she actually has the capacity to cause harm to the site.

had. Everything she said was wrong was either, incorrect. Out-of-date, or taken care of immediately.

Aurali said:
had. Everything she said was wrong was either, incorrect. Out-of-date, or taken care of immediately.

let's not hope she freezes herself in a cryogenic pod, and returns in about 27.000 years D: jk

Riversyde said:
Given that mellis is no longer with us, don't.

I've been gone a while... what happened to Mellis?

Crystalinn said:
I've been gone a while... what happened to Mellis?

Shark week.

Char said:
Shark week.

So he was viciously attacked by a shark while awarding negative records?

http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=21656

'nuff said.

Ye Olden Threade, but I haffock a-
Fuck it.

"WRONG!!!!!!!!
BLACKLIST!!!!!!!!
USE IT!!!!!!!!!"

-Riversyde, UNLEASHING THE FUCKING FURY...right into my heart.
Mostly because I imagined a bit of Willy Wonka and "GOOD DAY SIR."

Bumping this up to the first page.

http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=23426 :3

This one took me by surprise XD
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=23426

Edit: Wow, someone was a little faster than me XD

Oh god, this one is hilarious!
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=35330

Aurali said:
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=23426 :3

Oh lord, this is my favorite.. Fo sho.

Icedrake201 said:
Oh god, this one is hilarious!
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=35330

I admit, I had a hearty chortle.

Just wait until year 2038 when all the super trolls become unbanned. I'm marking it on my calendar.

And this one made me laugh quietly to myself as well:
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=37595

http://e621.net/user/show/17632
greatst reason ever

Alphius said:
http://e621.net/user/show/17632
greatst reason ever

http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=17835
Some users just don't learn.

Princess_Celestia said:
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=17835
Some users just don't learn.

you found him, yay *gives celestia a victory muffin*

tony311 said:
Best place to view bans (actually, all record changes, including warnings and promotions, etc., but it's 98% bans) is here: http://e621.net/user_record

Wow there were a lot of warnings given out during fourth of july week

0904255 said:
Wow there were a lot of warnings given out during fourth of july week

I know, too many warnings, not 'nuff bans ;P

0904255 said:
Wow there were a lot of warnings given out during fourth of july week

We have more mods to catch the bad stuff now. :3 This site isn't meant to be a version of /b/. We DO expect you to be civil to your other users.

I still don't know how to report.
ForeverAFail.

Actini said:
I still don't know how to report.
ForeverAFail.

What do you mean? If you want to report a user for some offence mail the Admin.

swamprootwolf said:
What do you mean? If you want to report a user for some offence mail the Admin.

Admins.
Of which we have more than one.
Okay, so I've been doing it right. Wasn't sure if we had a generic "Submit Report" thing or not.

Actini said:
Admins.
Of which we have more than one.
Okay, so I've been doing it right. Wasn't sure if we had a generic "Submit Report" thing or not.

I don't believe we do. Might be a feature worth suggesting though :)

swamprootwolf said:
I don't believe we do. Might be a feature worth suggesting though :)

Read the first post of the ouroboros thread.

"Ye knave! It has been foretold by gods of yore that thine FFD tool's intended use is not for flagging art you dislike! Read this before continuing on your quest, noble adventurer. help:flag_for_deletion"

I lol'd heartily at this one.

Aurali said:
Read the first post of the ouroboros thread.

Ah. Being worked on: "-Send reason with mail ". Mystery officially solved. Officially.

swamprootwolf said:
Ah. Being worked on: "-Send reason with mail ". Mystery officially solved. Officially.

Actually, It's in my "waiting for update finalization" bin. Meaning done.
However the "Report" is the giant mod system I'm working on.

Aurali said:
Actually, It's in my "waiting for update finalization" bin. Meaning done.
However the "Report" is the giant mod system I'm working on.

Well there ya go peeps. Straight from the horses mouth!

swamprootwolf said:
Well there ya go peeps. Straight from the horses mouth!

*pony's

RedOctober said:
*pony's

Oh you!

swamprootwolf said:
Oh you!

To be fair, that was an obvious mistake on your part.