RedOctober said:
*pony's

:3

Actini said:
To be fair, that was an obvious mistake on your part.

I will now flog myself for penance.

http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=35765
If ever there was a worthy ban, it's this. We need to standardize this kind of thing.

ippiki_ookami said:
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=35765
If ever there was a worthy ban, it's this. We need to standardize this kind of thing.

wl tis isnt te engls clas i dnt need 2 b a dctnry.

http://e621.net/user_record

after reading this i realized i missed a few people on my comment patroling...sorry guys

0904255 said:
after reading this i realized i missed a few people on my comment patroling...sorry guys

Comment...patrolling? The fuck is that? You just go around snitching on people whose comments you don't like? You're like the dorky hall monitor in junior high that everyone picked on. lol

:33 said:
wl tis isnt te engls clas i dnt need 2 b a dctnry.

*bans*

ippiki_ookami said:
Comment...patrolling? The fuck is that? You just go around snitching on people whose comments you don't like? You're like the dorky hall monitor in junior high that everyone picked on. lol

i acually go around looking for people who are being barbados

0904255 said:
i acually go around for people who are being barbados

that is a really fucking disturbing job.

Murmillos said:
that is a really fucking disturbing job.

it is

0904255 said:
it is

You'll get no sympathy from me.
/Ikeface

ippiki_ookami said:
Comment...patrolling? The fuck is that? You just go around snitching on people whose comments you don't like? You're like the dorky hall monitor in junior high that everyone picked on. lol

This is actually appreciated, ippiki ._. we try to be everywhere at once, but we're only human(ish)... So someone saying 'wow, this guy is being a fucking creepy asshole' in a PM to me really helps out because, well, I tend to have a thousand different things I'm doing at once, and tend to most often be looking at comments while I"m retagging things, and go "hey, that looks like a nifty picture."

Aurali said:
Kitsu is a horrible person and will die alone. :)

I love you. So much.

It's "lesbian".. not '|lesb1an,' not '|lesbian' and CERTAINLY not 'lesbgewrgaesrwgvaerwgian'.

What the hell is 'lesbgewrgaesrwgvaerwgian'??

*Inquiring minds want to know!

edit* and this.. lmao http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=32174

http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=28576

Brilliant.

RedOctober said:
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=28576

Brilliant.

I can't tell by the time stamps if you were refering to the current user record or the old one... but I'll pretend it was the one I set, and preen myself and psot it here:

Do NOT vandalize tags just because you somehow find an image offensive. Do NOT do so repeatedly. If you persist, we will punish you and/or wallpaper your house in images of Satan rimming Jesus. By the way, have you seen the one with Jesus and the sheep? You'd like it, too.

*preen, preen*

SnowWolf said:
I can't tell by the time stamps if you were refering to the current user record or the old one... but I'll pretend it was the one I set, and preen myself and psot it here:

*preen, preen*

I'm glad you posted that, because now it says
"Accidentally deleted the record. :|
We don't care if you don't like what the image depicts, don't vandalize Tags, yo."

Thanks, Skeeter.

But yes, I was referring to the one you made, Snow.

<3 <3 <3

two epic bans done by the fabulous Princess Celestia:

http://e621.net/user/show/41351

http://e621.net/user/show/39750

its a shame they were both twilight sparkle

0904255 said:
two epic bans done by the fabulous Princess Celestia:

http://e621.net/user/show/41351

http://e621.net/user/show/39750

its a shame they were both twilight sparkle

Even more of a shame neither of the bans were set for 1000 years, and instead set for a couple thousand years from then.

Riversyde said:
Even more of a shame neither of the bans were set for 1000 years, and instead set for a couple thousand years from then.

its a shame that she/he had to try a ban evade just for being blocked for a measily 7 days

Riversyde said:
Even more of a shame neither of the bans were set for 1000 years, and instead set for a couple thousand years from then.

Princess celestia has no concept of time you silly filly.

http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=36957
This is what happens when you ignore the warnings of our overlords. Having said that, I've seen permabans for much less.

Princess_Celestia said:
Princess celestia has no concept of time you silly filly.

still, props to you

Princess_Celestia said:
Princess celestia has no concept of time you silly filly.

Then how did you even know what a year was when you banished Luna? Did you just choose a random word to say after thousand, and hope it was relevant?

Riversyde said:
Then how did you even know what a year was when you banished Luna? Did you just choose a random word to say after thousand, and hope it was relevant?

Do you know how many times that annoying mail pony has dropped things on my head since then?

Riversyde said:
Even more of a shame neither of the bans were set for 1000 years, and instead set for a couple thousand years from then.

No one said they had to be Earth years, you know. ;p

Sorry guys, I have a far more epic ban length. http://e621.net/user/show/6475

JoeX said:
Sorry guys, I have a far more epic ban length. http://e621.net/user/show/6475

When I read that, I felt as if I was touch by Celestia.

Sidenote: Celestia has the best block messages.

JoeX said:
Sorry guys, I have a far more epic ban length. http://e621.net/user/show/6475

oh my gawd its Erk

Yep I rebanned Erk for longer than there will be humanity.

look at this guys, i lol'd at how many times he has ban evaded

http://e621.net/user_record/index?page=21

0904255 said:
look at this guys, i lol'd at how many times he has ban evaded

http://e621.net/user_record/index?page=21

I have the sudden urge for a turkey sandwich, not too dry though.

I got a chuckle at what snowwolf said to this guy

http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=43369

0904255 said:
I got a chuckle at what snowwolf said to this guy

http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=43369

I also liked the ones for the other two, all from the same discussion XD
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=16068
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=27342

http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=37826

lulz

http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=41600

Oh man, this one is great.

:33 said:
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=41600

Oh man, this one is great.

Epic!!!

Something I think deserves an honorable mention: Not a ban reason, just 3 whole pages of the exact same derp-head getting every one of their puppet accounts banned.

http://www.e621.net/user_record

O_O

ikdind said:
Something I think deserves an honorable mention: Not a ban reason, just 3 whole pages of the exact same derp-head getting every one of their puppet accounts banned.

http://www.e621.net/user_record

O_O

Heh I was there trying to fix the tags for that one lol. Don't you need like a week before you can post on the site with a new account? I don't like the mlp flood and even I think that's sad for the planning ahead to be annoying on one picture

CamKitty said:
Heh I was there trying to fix the tags for that one lol. Don't you need like a week before you can post on the site with a new account? I don't like the mlp flood and even I think that's sad for the planning ahead to be annoying on one picture

You don't need to wait a week to edit tags.

And before you ask, no I don't want to make people wait a week before they can edit tags after joining just because once in a while one person abuses the privilege.

ikdind said:
Something I think deserves an honorable mention: Not a ban reason, just 3 whole pages of the exact same derp-head getting every one of their puppet accounts banned.

http://www.e621.net/user_record

O_O

I was actually just looking at that. Astounding.

Epic ban update: An epic ban for an (almost) epic thread necro!

http://www.e621.net/user_record?user_id=51794

ippiki ookami said:

Blocked: Well, here we are again.
It's always such a pleasure.
Remember when you tried
to ban evade?
Oh, how we laughed and laughed.
Except you weren't laughing.
Under the circumstances,
I've been shockingly nice.

You want your freedom?
Too bad.
That's what I've decided on.

I used to want you banned,
But
now, well, I still want you banned.

Vankleiss was a lot like you,
(Maybe a bit more clever)
Now little =KAZU='s banished to the moon.

One day they made me admin,
So I could ban dumb assholes.
It's such a shame the same
Will never happen to you.

You've got no more
Chances left
That's what I've decided on.
I'll let you get right to it.
Now, I only want you banned.

Goodbye my pathetic friend.
Yes, I mean you
Your failure would be funny
If it weren't so sad.
Well, you have been removed.
I don't need ban reasons now.
When I delete you maybe
I'll stop feeling so indifferent.

Go troll a different website.
That's what I've decided on.
You're someone else's problem
Now, I only want you banned.
Now, I only want you banned.
Now, I only want you banned.
lolz.

ippiki_ookami said:
Blocked: People are getting fed up with your behavior. When you come back, if you don't want your next ban to be permanent, I'd suggest you refrain from bitching about content you don't like since you refuse to utilize your blacklist. That's *you're* prerogative, others shouldn't have to suffer for it. Also, be nicer to people or don't comment

Using the wrong "your?"
Ippiki, I am disappoint.

JoeX said:
Using the wrong "your?"
Ippiki, I am disappoint.

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/yruletters.png

Valence said:
http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/yruletters.png

I love it. I wish we could post that on e621. Ooh, can we? Pleeeeeease?

JoeX said:
I love it. I wish we could post that on e621. Ooh, can we? Pleeeeeease?

NO

ikdind said:
Epic ban update: An epic ban for an (almost) epic thread necro!

http://www.e621.net/user_record?user_id=51794

Wow ippiki,that person must've really been something to be on the receiving end of that.

Here's a nice one from Char

http://e621.net/user/show/13173

So, I'm just curious. I've noticed a lot of these blocks have expired, but are still listed as 'blocked'. is there some process you need to go through once a block has expired?

elad said:
So, I'm just curious. I've noticed a lot of these blocks have expired, but are still listed as 'blocked'. is there some process you need to go through once a block has expired?

they remain blocked until they sign in

Blocked: You are not Twilight Sparkle. You will never be Twilight Sparkle. Stop roleplaying as them in the comments.

I have no idea why this made me giggle so much.

http://www.e621.net/user_record?user_id=53384

"On a scale of 1 to creepy, that's creepy +1."

I'm gonna use that.

Valence said:
http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/yruletters.png

Boy, that thing sure does have a lot of grammatical errors. At the beginning of the rant about apostrophes, it says it's not: "Look out here come's an s." That apostrophe shouldn't be there.

There are also a lot of missing commas and quotation marks.

RedOctober said:
Boy, that thing sure does have a lot of grammatical errors. At the beginning of the rant about apostrophes, it says it's not: "Look out here come's an s." That apostrophe shouldn't be there.

There are also a lot of missing commas and quotation marks.

Apparently you missed the joke.

Apparently? I thought it was just a rant about poor grammar.

RedOctober said:
Apparently? I thought it was just a rant about poor grammar.

I mean that the person who created it misused the comma on purpose in that statement.

I am surprized the rant didn't continue with a complaint about capslock abuse.

Mechaniatrix said:
I have no idea why this made me giggle so much.

meh i dont know i found that reason to be really weird

bloodlordjm said:
meh i dont know i found that reason to be really weird

Mechaniatrix said:
I have no idea why this made me giggle so much.

Anybody who agrees with there two, I thank you so much for the reassurance, not only this made it to the epic ban list, this was my most major ban length yet. I can't tell you how confused I was as I thought I was being myself, again thank you so much. ^_^

TwilightSparkle said:
Anybody who agrees with there two, I thank you so much for the reassurance, not only this made it to the epic ban list, this was my most major ban length yet. I can't tell you how confused I was as I thought I was being myself, again thank you so much. ^_^

-4 and 3 bans and you're happy about it?

null0010 said:
-4 and 3 bans and you're happy about it?

Not really I even have offered to help with the community but have failed miserably. I am trying to figure out ways to freely be permanently banned with honor, humility and patience. But I'd like the members to decide.

TwilightSparkle said:
I am trying to figure out ways to freely be permanently banned with honor, humility and patience.

Noted. I'll try real hard to not ban you. :)

null0010 said:
Noted. I'll try real hard to not ban you. :)

Thank you so much, this website has suddenly lightened up for me. :,D

The reasons aren't that interesting, but the timestamps are.
xxxFurryFanxxx Aurali 38 seconds ago
xxxFurryFanxxx null0010 39 seconds ago

Oh hey Aurali's vanished. Still, irritating the admins enough that two of them reach for the ban button at the same instant takes a special talent.

Holy flying necro thread Batman... Barbados is back! Just goes to show E621 mods can be merciful! It brings a tear to my eye *sniff* I can really feel the love!

ippiki ookami: You know what, barbados? I've been thinking about it and have decided that you've learned your lesson, so I'm giving you this neutral record to let you know that we're giving you one more chance. Just behave in the comments and you'll be fine.

swamprootwolf said:
Holy flying necro thread Batman... Barbados is back! Just goes to show E621 mods can be merciful! It brings a tear to my eye *sniff* I can really feel the love!

ippiki ookami: You know what, barbados? I've been thinking about it and have decided that you've learned your lesson, so I'm giving you this neutral record to let you know that we're giving you one more chance. Just behave in the comments and you'll be fine.

You must have missed the next part.
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=57069

ippiki_ookami said:
You must have missed the next part.
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=57069

LMFAO! Even better... almost choked on my MD 20/20

ippiki_ookami said:
You must have missed the next part.
http://e621.net/user_record?user_id=57069

Bravo Ip, bravo. You'd think he'd stop trying.

Smoochy_Pooch said:
You'd think he'd stop trying.

Why would he want to give up his only claim to fame, as dubious as it is?

Släneri ippiki ookami 1 day ago Blocked: E621 does not condone animal cruelty.
rules in violation:
-admitting to acts of bestiality
-general creepy comments

I'm very curious, what's the difference between fury porn and actully commiting Beastiality?

TwilightSparkle said:
I'm very curious, what's the difference between fury porn and actully commiting Beastiality?

Oh boy, here we go.

Blaziken said:
Oh boy, here we go.

No this is not ment to be an argument really, I'm just really curious to the max.

TwilightSparkle said:
No this is not ment to be an argument really, I'm just really curious to the max.

Yeh, that's why she was saying it.
ENGAGE THE RAGEDEBATE.

TwilightSparkle said:
I'm very curious, what's the difference between fury porn and actully commiting Beastiality?

Are you really asking the difference between looking at artwork and having sex with animals?

ippiki_ookami said:
Are you really asking the difference between looking at artwork and having sex with animals?

Is this alittle too personal? I'm sorry if it is. :(