both of you are banned because no thanks, come up with something better. :/

Banned because I need hints. Any specific criteria?

Banned because tits. There's your damn hint.

Banned for being specific. Perhaps this will suffice. http://e621.net/post/show/35494

Banned. Too cute. >:T

Banned because dildo, ow yea dildo!

josemartinez said:
ow yea dildo!

Banned for using a sex toy that causes you physical pain.

Banned for being too picky. Just kidding.

Here: http://e621.net/post/show/192495

Banned. Dat lower lip. D:

Banned because Narnia.

/goes out on a limb here... http://e621.net/post/show/231168

Banished to the blagole. Too human-y.

Banned for.. slaying the jabberwocky? Buh.. that's a lot of stuff. Ah well! To work I go!

How about this?;;; http://e621.net/post/show/49816

...possibly. Keep looking.

Banned for letting me use you like a slave.

Banned because I like it. /brick'd

http://e621.net/post/show/31088

For the lulz: http://e621.net/post/show/19281

First one: Meh.
Second one: Awesome, but I am nae a dragon, lass.

Banned for not letting Nic Cage have his cake.

Banned because it is my cake. I baked it.

http://e621.net/post/show/63704
http://e621.net/post/show/116187
http://e621.net/post/show/113198

Dayum, you're diggin' through my favs from the bottom up, eh?

Banned for not sharing your cake.

Indeed.

Banned because if you asked, I'd give you some.

http://e621.net/post/show/71045
http://e621.net/post/show/86231
http://e621.net/post/show/44029

Banned for not providing more suggestions.

Also, i can haz caek? Oh wait, I forgot, the cake is a-- ~shot~

Banned because I derped out and edited them in. More to come.

Of course you can. :3

http://e621.net/post/show/60783
http://e621.net/post/show/94758
http://e621.net/post/show/108653

That's Shandi though.
Don't really want a Pokemon avi.
Not particularly a fan of Strype, 'specially not for an avi. /brick'd
O///O ...maybe. >.>
Fawkz. Du nawt wawnt. As avi at least. >.>
...meh.

Banned for editing a post.

Also pre-emptively banned for banning me for hypocrisy.

Banned for.. wait, what? /flips some stuff

http://e621.net/post/show/116594
http://e621.net/post/show/125363
http://e621.net/post/show/124923

Meh 'cross the board.

Banned for flipping stuff. Put it back right now.

/grumble..; puts the stuff back

Banned for giving a broad request. Perhaps another hint?

Banned for continuing this damn thread! This should just KEELD OVR AND DIE.

Banned because no fun allowed.

Banned for getting angry. Calm the fuck down.
Nyet. Banned for ninjaing me.

Banned 'cause I'm not angry, unless that was aimed at Absebaro..person.

Banned for not noticing my edit.

Ahurrhurr. Banned because I'm a ninja?

Banned 'cause we don't take kindly to y'all kind 'round here ya tentacle-faced freak. ~cocks shotgun~

... :< /plate of cookies. We make peace, yes yes?

http://e621.net/post/show/10381
http://e621.net/post/show/125097
http://e621.net/post/show/39162
http://e621.net/post/show/76231
http://e621.net/post/show/119139
http://e621.net/post/show/102601

Banned because if I were in character, and RP wasn't like, forbidden here, she'd be covering you in totems right about now. For no reason.

Meeeeeeeh.

Banned because it's not forbidden in PMs...

Banned because Oh my.

http://e621.net/post/show/226283
http://e621.net/post/show/81954
http://e621.net/post/show/110948
http://e621.net/post/show/219157

Banned because :3

Banned because I need to sleep. ;w;
I shall continue tomorrow, if you wish me to. I bid you, good night.

banned both banned each other so offen and here used this for your pet
post #222845

Banned because have you efer been far as decided to...

Banned cause I can't read that sentence.

Banned because blood in the nose.

Banned because I still need a new avi. Or not. I don't really care. :/

banned because you really do (all I see a is black pic).

Banned because your sentences and abuse of English makes me a sad panda.

More ideas for Test-Subject:
http://e621.net/post/show/105085
http://e621.net/post/show/118952
http://e621.net/post/show/32309
http://e621.net/post/show/100170
http://e621.net/post/show/234296

Banned for meh-ness.

Banned for... making my lime slushie melt. :<

http://e621.net/post/show/61504
http://e621.net/post/show/119637
http://e621.net/post/show/132892
http://e621.net/post/show/26384
http://e621.net/post/show/73558
http://e621.net/post/show/60236
http://e621.net/post/show/125127
http://e621.net/post/show/139919
http://e621.net/post/show/139564

Banned for 54 headshots, 73 kills and 9 dominations in three rounds. The AI makes sniping too damn easy.

Because banned I am very bad playing video games.

Banned because I'm not sure if the AI is bad or I'm just really good.

EDIT: Scratch that, the AI doesn't seem to understand that standing near the point doesn't do nearly as much good as standing on it does.

Banned because AI's are dumb

Banned because you are dump.

Banned for laying down on the job.

Banned for teh lack of a reason due to sleep derpivation.

Banned so they can get some sleep.

banned because no more popsicle?

Banned because here take mine :3

Banned because I wants wun too! >_

Banned cause you probably could have just asked for one.

Banned for creepy avatar.

Banned because you do not have.

I'll change mine.

Banned for banning.

banned for everything you do.

Banned for being mean. *sniffle*

Banned because I would use post #194700 as my avatar, but the words don't show up so well in the thumbnail.

Banned for telling me about it when I can not do anything about it.

Banned for not caring about my problems.

Banned because young people need to listen to weezer more often

banned because I love your new avatar =3

Banned because cats are fun

Banned because i couldn't say that any better...

Car broke, phone, banned, yes?
sorry I don't have anything better

Banned for not having anything better.

Banner! I choose you! Quick! Ban Moses!
*Moses receives the ban*
*It's super effective*

banned for using unknown pokemon