But I'm not! D:

Well banned for NOT pretending your in offline mode! Seriously wheres the fun in that?

Banned becuase I keep lagging out and having my sound die. ;A;

Banned cuz sound is overrated... Vibrations are where its at! :p

Banned 'cause sound is just vibrations in the air. :V

Banned cuz sound is only sound if were capable of translating said vibrations in a manner of which computes with our neurosystem via petit bones located behind a thin membrane of flesh and sitting amongst fluid that register these vibrations for our brains to decipher and destinguish.

Banned because words.

Banned because that's true.

banned cuz I am a bit of a science geek, I confess...

Banned because one half of mv squared equals Ek.

Banned because dimethylaminoethylmethacrylate copolymer and water do mix well.

Banned because chocolate and milk also mix well

Banned for blasphemic jibber jabber about nonsense... Chocolate and milk... Hah! That would never sell...

Banned because chocolate and milk with a *dramatic pause* SIPPY STRAW!!!

Banned cause they can drink milk.

Banned because speaking of...

Banned for ..........Dramatic Pose
You see what i did there? Dramatic Pause....

Banned for having fun with cats.

Banned for banning someone for playing with pussies!

Banned for ban Moses For Banning someone for playing with pussies??

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inb4 "Banned for overly long ban reason."

Banned for trying to guess why they would be banned.

Banned for escaping evil troops with disguises made of your own poops.

Banned for not banning test for rediculousness lol

Banned for getting ninja'd.

Banned for attempting to ninja a SAMURAI!

Banned because Snake Man is better than Shadow Man and Yamato Man put together. :V

banned cuz ive never heard of this supposedly superbadass snake feller

Banned for never having played Mega Man 3. >:T

Banned cuz if it hasnt come out in the last 5 years I cant remember...

Banned for being a man's metal son, the same as every one of us.

Banned cuz thats pretty damn cool...

Banned 'cause fuck yeah it is.

banned cuz youve sparked my interest

Banned 'cause you've sparked a war.

Banned cuz this is a war ill surely lose!

Banned for being a cowardly deserteur!

Banned 'cause you can't stop losin' and I can't stop groovin'!

Banned cuz you aint never seen a bigger threat!

Banned for mistaking me for a dentist.

Banned for having an avatar with small breasts.

Banned for having an avatar that's not a Blaziken.

I ban myself for being angry over the fact that they nerfed the Backburner. AGAIN!

Banned becaue of being angry at self.

Banned for being in this topic.

Banned for not being in a band involving rubber bands.

Banned because i have never seen you here before...
i don't like change...

Banned for not dealing with change well.

Banned because I have change

Banned cause that thing would be fucking heavy.

Banned for Banned for forgetting again the "Banned Because".

Banned for incomprehensible sentence structure.

Banned because I want to punch things.

Banned because MY FISTS! THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL!

Banned cuz steel is WEAK! My fists are titanium!

Banned 'cause my flamethrower shoots phlogiston, your argument is invalid.

banned cuz I havent laughed that hard in a while... Good show mate. ^_^

~fires an arrow through your face~
Banned for standin' around like a bloody idiot.

Banned for thinking a projectile as pathetic and primitive as an arrow could even injure my face! Ive caught hydrogen bomb explosions with my teeth! Pssh... Arrow to the face... Hah!

Banned for being an overhealed Heavy.
~shoots your Medic instead~

banned cuz thats cheating!!! *shoots you with dual wield plazma gatling guns*

Banned for importing weapons from other games.
~hides behind a wall~

Banned for thinking I couldnt! *lobs a flash bang past your wall*

Banned because that's fucking cheating!
~throws a jar of piss at you and charges at you with my knife~

Banned for biochemical warfare! Shit! Go'way!!! *runs*

Banned because nope. ~chop chop chop crit crit crit~

banned cuz you basically just pissed on me, then killed me!

Eeyup. Insultin' ain't it?
Banned for being mad about that. You'll respawn in a few seconds.

Spawns with famas and underbarrel grenade launcher, rpg slung over my back and scavenger pro, slight of hand pro and marathon pro and immediately starts unloading clips and explosive munitions in your direction. "BANNNNED!!! MuAHAHAHA!"

Ya gotta walk outta the spawn area first. Banned for shooting walls, it's gonna cost 'em a fortune to fix that paint.

What the hell test? Who chooses an inside multiplayer map? Banned for poor map choice! *walks out and unleashes hell once again*

Banned because all the maps have indoor spawn areas.

Banned cuz I beg to differ... Ive played many without said scenario. Or at least have half the spawn points outside

Banned 'cause all the spawn areas are indoors so that it's easy to place invisible barriers so the opposing team can't get into your team's spawn.

banned cuz what?????