Banned because it just occurred to me that I've been through this place again and again and in the same spot every time I repeatedly die.

Banned because I want to kill everybody in the world

banned because everybody want to kill you.

Banned for speaking on behalf of everyone in the world.

abnned because I agree with your ban reason and now don't know what to ban you for

Banned because when you were still learning to SPELL YOUR NAME I AS BEING TRAINED... TO CONQUER GALAXIES!

Oh dear. Banned for speaking the word of Hubbard in these Hallowed Halls.

Banned because nothing is sacred. Especially not e621.

Banned for the truth.

Banned for being unable to handle the truth.

Banned for being no Jack Nicholson.

Banned because I am... the LAW.

Banned because Judge Dredd is the LAW

Banned cuz jet li is lawless.

Banned 'cause Forest Law is the Law based on Bruce Lee. >.>

Banned for a lack of Chaos.

Banned because why is Father Mulcahy my favourite character from M*A*S*H? :|

Banned Crystalinn because penis ^_^.

Banned because one does not simply know what went wrong

Meta-Banned because one does not simply "one does not simply."

Banned because badabing, badaboom, fagahtaboutit....

Banned because REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER. REMEMBER.

Banned because it isn't November Fifth.

Banned because I forgot.

Banned both of you for not having watched To Boldly Flee yet.

Banned because you should remember that "flourish.mid", "onestop.mid" and "town.mid" still exist on Windows 7 :I
At C:\WINDOWS\Media

Edit: I knew this since 2004 or so, just happened to see them again

Banned because squirtguns beat conventional weapons.

Banned for your spoiler blocked explanation being longer than your banning reason.

Banned for changing your avatar

Banned because Mists of Pandaria has made me a zombie.

Banned because April Fool's jokes should not be made into Expansions.

Banned because Pandaren were in Warcraft III before it was an April Fool's joke, Kung Fu Panda knock off, or any of the other stupid arguments I've seen. Hell, back in BC it was supposed to be the Pandarens that appeared, not the Draenei.

Banned for butthurt fanboy.

Banned because despite my picture, I have no penis.

Banned for having a lying avatar.

Banned for flat chested avatar

Banned cuz I wanna penis... Just for 24 hour trial run.

Banned because now you can!

Banned for insulting my detachable penis

Banned for banning Test for insulting your detachable penis

Banned for having a funky soundtrack.

Banned for beating the Funky Level

Banned for not having more muffins

Banned for a sense of entitlement regarding baked goods.

banned for not mentioning the baked bads...

Banned because the true meaning of Avocado is "testicle"

Banned because the true meaning of muffin in muffin.

Banned for unauthorized use of the Memory Hole. Big Brother loves you.

Banned because under the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me, here they lie and here lie we, under the spreading chestnut tree.

Congratulations Sergeant. You just turned your right hand into a maraca. Once I set it, you can sit in with the relief band.

Banned because oilrig.

Banned on behalf of all the poor, oil drenched animals.

Banned for not cleaning them up.

Banned for not cleaning it up yourself

Banned for never cleaning up after your Cupcakes.

Never ever forever never

Mario583 said:
Banned for never cleaning up after your Cupcakes.

Never ever forever never

Banned for "forever":www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJFf6cNZARg
FOREEEVER

Banned for banning yourself.

Banned for banning the banniest banner that ever banned a ban. Ban-hammer ban you, my son.

I'm removing your ability to view, modify, or post on this system for an indefinite period due to your overuse of the term "ban".

Banned for joining the ranks of the young and exotic following a millionaire.

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I banned a poster... namely the one above me.

Juses forgive you, he loves posters

Banned for offering divine forgiveness rather than banning.

Banned because I love my ball.

Banned because I have a feeling here in a bit, I'm going to cry like a little bitch. ;_;

Banned because whiners.

I WAS RIIIGHT, I CRIED LIKE A BIIITCH. A DOUBLE BAN FOR YOU. ; A ;

Banned for crying

Banned for lack of empathy.

Banned because feels.

Banned for being emotionless

Banned because if only.

Banned because GANGNAM STYLE

Oppan gang-namseutayil ban-hammeru ACTIVATE!

Banned because I hate where I live. Cockroaches killed my computer.