Uh oh.

There he goes opening his muzzle

Devon’s stress is getting the best of him.

Poor devin.

Addy you better shut that boi up

everything goes wrong all at once, now with proof.

adoption is always a good option.

Got it, I know this pain, over thinking it.

Devon said:

You're a bird.

Even if that wasn't a problem, what about kids?

ABSOLUTELY ZERO CHARISMA

I understand he's sorta panicking because he's doing the relationship equivalent of almost dropping something made of glass and frantically flailing trying to keep it from hitting the floor, just barely brushing it with his fingertips...

But can he seriously not tell this is the kind of conversation that has to come from BOTH sides? Hear what she has to say too, you dumb mutt, before you lose her permanently in far more ways than sexual.

he right though

Youre digging yourself into an even deeper hole than if you buried your knotty dog meat into her Devon-

To far! Too Far! Back up!

I relate SO much to Devon right now.

and he rolled a 1 and fails so hard

I wanna see birb MILF now

Let the woman speak Devon!

Devon this isnt a collage exam calm the heck down!

Devon, please.

Devon has mad skills when it comes to inserting his foot in his open mouth.

HAHAHAHAHAHA poor child

Good god, he's such a moron from this perspective! If he can't even say it, someone needs to shut him up soon.

Preferably Addy.

Devon calm yourself, you are in a furry logic made world, anything can happen.

ahh the problems with overthinking

I hear her mother is a real harpy.

This conversation is actually interesting to read.

It's not just his foot in his mouth but his whole damn leg as well lol

Two theories:
A.) He can't shut his mouth now, he'd bite off his whole damn foot.
B.) He's panicking because he IS attracted to her, but he feels like he shouldn't be and is listing off all the reasons WHY he shouldn't be.

I think this may deserve a new tag.
Auto_grave_digging -for when someone is digging his OWN GRAVE! DEVON!

Yep ...still digging ant yah Devon..

It’s STILL not done? I just came back to this from a year ago because I wanted to wait for it to be finished

Oof.

Dig UP, Devon! DIG UP!!!

KIDS?

Years later and I only just NOW realize he’s not tapping his finger tips together in anxiety like I thought, he’s actually doing a finger fuck motion.

He is just speaking facts.