so cute

Tomwa said:
so cute

Seconded, motion passed?

She is one of the cuter creepers out there.

Wake her from a slumber, and you are risking attac.

Do not wake her, and pray she is into watersports ...

"mustn't move... mustn't moooove!"

cybercraft said:
Seconded, motion passed?

Third approval granted.

pupper prefers to come under the deck to me it is more comfortable

This is worse than "I have no mouth but I must scream"

I would absolutely love it if Ghost_Pupper decided to start "haunting" me!

dracotay said:
Third approval granted.

I'd like to add a forth if possible

I'm sure she'd move for you if you asked nicely. She doesn't seem to be too mean if you get to know her.

His face just says, "Oh no... I have to go to the bathroom!"

Piss the bed; embarrassment and humiliation is temporary, death is permanent.

Xeneus95 said:
Piss the bed; embarrassment and humiliation is temporary, death is permanent.

But when you think about the entire situation, death is meaningless...

When you get sleep paralysis

You know what... i'm convinced this is the guy who killed her.
Now she's enjoying haunting him for the rest of his life.
Karma's a bitch ain't it?

Building11 said:
You know what... i'm convinced this is the guy who killed her.
Now she's enjoying haunting him for the rest of his life.
Karma's a bitch ain't it?

Or perhaps he's a medium of some kind? A Ghost Whisperer? He can perceive her, so she just followed and latched on?

King_Savage said:
I would absolutely love it if Ghost_Pupper decided to start "haunting" me!

same

pandasohorny said:
Or perhaps he's a medium of some kind? A Ghost Whisperer? He can perceive her, so she just followed and latched on?

I totally got this vibe from these. I think the guy who killed her would be a way bigger shitheel. This dude's just some derp who always dismissed the wierd shit he saw out of the corners of his eyes, until he decided to go and rent that scruffy place on the edge of town, without asking around why it might be so cheap...

...still, I don't get why he's such a wee man around her. She seems at least like she's _trying_ to be nice to him.

AzureRaptor said:
I totally got this vibe from these. I think the guy who killed her would be a way bigger shitheel. This dude's just some derp who always dismissed the wierd shit he saw out of the corners of his eyes, until he decided to go and rent that scruffy place on the edge of town, without asking around why it might be so cheap...

...still, I don't get why he's such a wee man around her. She seems at least like she's _trying_ to be nice to him.

Good point. Although the maggoty orgasms seem to be taking a bit of a toll...

pandasohorny said:
Good point. Although the maggoty orgasms seem to be taking a bit of a toll...

I mean dang every relationship's got issues. :D

heh... whatever the case, this guy has a look on his face that just says, "why me?"

Building11 said:
heh... whatever the case, this guy has a look on his face that just says, "why me?"

A question we all need explained.

Nobody has mentioned how this is eerily similar to that painting The Nightmare.

It's often used to represent sleep paralysis, and in this context, he's the victim, she's the incubus (or succubus in this case), and we, the viewers, are the mare in the back.

SHE'S SO PRETTY!!!

Even in her creepiness, I love her for how cute she is. Even if she turned her head upside down while looking at me or entered the bathroom through the mirror, I would hug her, give her a big ole smooch, and even cuddle her.

And from this day forward, he slept with a 2-liter bottle on the nightstand.

Why no more pcitures after this one?

tell her gently that you gotta pee, and hope she gets up

Babe?

Gp:hhnnmm?

I have to pee really bad

Gp:But i just got comfortable..

I know but give me a few minutes and we'll be back in bed

Gp:Ok babe...

Gp then proceeds to watch him pee through the mirror, afterwards they snuggle and go back to sleep

azureraptor said:
I totally got this vibe from these. I think the guy who killed her would be a way bigger shitheel. This dude's just some derp who always dismissed the wierd shit he saw out of the corners of his eyes, until he decided to go and rent that scruffy place on the edge of town, without asking around why it might be so cheap...

...still, I don't get why he's such a wee man around her. She seems at least like she's _trying_ to be nice to him.

Sted did an intro comic, he met her at a diner and ended up going home with her, didn't notice all the weird ass looks he was getting flirting with thin air, or realize what was going on until the next day when he woke up.

catburd said:
Sted did an intro comic, he met her at a diner and ended up going home with her, didn't notice all the weird ass looks he was getting flirting with thin air, or realize what was going on until the next day when he woke up.

So despite not reading the comic they hit the nail on the head. He's some derp who didn't notice all the creepy crap until it was too late and now he's stuck with her.

Dedicated to wetting em' right here

description: I can’t get up and I must pee

Is that a reference to “I have no mouth, and I must scream”