"Soon the humans would mate."
Dragon: How can anyone watch this?

This was my reaction when I discovered E621

I think the dragon just found "Bad Dragon"

Auspher is a great guy

... /mom/???

furballs_dc said:
"Soon the humans would mate."

What is that even from?

BlackenedVulpine said:
What is that even from?

Sounds like a qoute from an generic animal-dokumentary film

"And that´s what the skinny fandom is about?"

TamariTehKitteh said:
I think the dragon just found "Bad Dragon"

Lol, maybe that's the real reason for that "discovery" face XD.

TamariTehKitteh said:
I think the dragon just found "Bad Dragon"

nope, she's reading the comments on a story about her and her human 'mate'
I'm sure she'd have so many questions...

"Wow, these humans really love me..."
"What does 'Yiffmurr tiem' mean, Kyle?"
"They...they want to marry me? What... I don't even know these people."
"I don't understand... what are the humans 'pawing'? They don't have any paws."
"What is a 'dwaggy' and why are they 'hawt'?"
"Why does this one hate me because I don't have a penis, Kyle?"
"Why does he keep complimenting my feet?"
"These humans are really creepy..."
"Why.... why does this one so desperately want me to get pregnant?"
"Kyle, I don't understand... what is 'soapy fisting'?"
"Why does this one want me in a diaper?"

And then.... that moment of realization...

"They.... they want me to do WHAT with them!? Oh god, oh god...."

I think he's watching that gif with the dragon fucking the car.

maybe he is watching the dragon age trailer

Rhinomer said:
I think he's watching that gif with the dragon fucking the car.

LOL XD

Hes watching 2 girls 1 cup

So he's basically watching the entire internet?

This is the time when I found out that MLP: FiM shipping existed... :|

The relization that he has no arms to type with.

Looks like the dragon saw the movie Eragon. My same reaction walking out of the theater... but with more crying.

This was my face when I realized that rule 34 was true.

He saw something he shouldn't have.

BlackenedVulpine said:
What is that even from?

An SMBC comic, forgot what one though.

lol. this is the reaction of when people view my uploads.

smh when nobody here recognizes the character... Nixi is a she, not a he.

I'm aware of it being nixi, but why does her face remind me of Spyro???

Miurne said:
This was my reaction when I discovered E621

I still have that reaction EVERY TIME I visit this site~

My face looks the same when i find more things to black list

Rhinomer said:
I think he's watching that gif with the dragon fucking the car.

No, it's the one with the dragon getting anally rammed by the train.

My reaction to losing my cookies; I need that blacklist.

"They want to what in my what???"

He's watching Equestria Girls.

DarkShadow6 said:
So he's basically watching the entire internet?

That's impossible no one can just watch the entire internet without die due to many things such as:
Scaring, Mindfuck, Disintegration, Severe funk poisoning, Trolling syndrome, Boot to the head and many more

My reaction when i saw so many bronies on e621, i begun an anti-brony (please don't kill me)

DarkShadow6 said:
So he's basically watching the entire internet?

One cannot simply watch the entire internet.

Solarite said:
One cannot simply watch the entire internet.

well a Dalek in one docter who episode did. he downloaded the entire internet and learned everything humans had.

I think he is playing Minecraft on hardcore mode.
Dragon:"I finally completed my house."
Creeper:"SSSSSS"
Dragon:"OH SHIT!!!"

dragon-heart said:
well a Dalek in one docter who episode did. he downloaded the entire internet and learned everything humans had.

Very true... I forgot about that episode.

Naughty_Dog'92 said:
I'm aware of it being nixi, but why does her face remind me of Spyro???

Because Spyro has lots of facial expressions (especially in the TLOS series, some of which are totally unrelated to the conversation

furballs_dc said:
"Soon the humans would mate."
Dragon: How can anyone watch this?

BlackenedVulpine said:
What is that even from?

furballs_dc said:
An SMBC comic.

Fixed.
Found it using this site.

The_Evl_Monky said:
I think he is playing Minecraft on hardcore mode.
Dragon:"I finally completed my house."
Creeper:"SSSSSS"
Dragon:"OH SHIT!!!"

Yes, thats it!
Or he just discovered a "hyper" tag... lol

This is what most of us look like watching or looking at porn. Especially on this site!

This is the face I had when my former friend tricked me into watching... Actually I'd rather not say... *shiver*. Suffice to say my eyes were bleeding by the end......

dragon-heart said:
well a Dalek in one docter who episode did. he downloaded the entire internet and learned everything humans had.

I just don't understand how the 5000 petabytes of porn didn't destroy it.

Miurne said:
This was my reaction when I discovered E621

@Mourns: if you still feel this way there must be something wrong.

...is she watching the O'riley factor?

Nixi has found /b/.

The_Evl_Monky said:
I think he is playing Minecraft on hardcore mode.
Dragon:"I finally completed my house."
Creeper:"SSSSSS"
Dragon:"OH SHIT!!!"

Nerdy much?

im really lost here, what is this about?

dragons are awesome anyway, but this is confusing me.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :'DDDD That's soooooooooooo cuteeee :'DDD <3 <3 <3

D4rk said:
"And that´s what the skinny fandom is about?"

"Fuck in hell, skinfags."

By god what atrocious thing would do that?!

you've met with a terrible fate haven't you?

the porno was bout to get to the good part... and then...... the internet cut out....

Looks like he's watching Cattle Decapitation's Forced Gender Reassignment music video, poor guy.

IwannabAnnon13 said:
I still have that reaction EVERY TIME I visit this site~

Same

2 Girls one Cup i can say only to this face

GermanParamedic said:
2 Girls one Cup i can say only to this face

Better get speed you magnif... normal bastard.

Solarite said:
One cannot simply watch the entire internet.

Sure you can. Problem is, you gotta watch it in Mordor.

🎶*upbeat and misleading theme song*🎶
Today: nixi discovers rule 34.

He is ether thinking oh god what is this or what is this and where can I get more of ir

Her face when she found out Fairy is super-effective against Dragon.

I think he found his partners teenage porn viedo

His parents curse auto correct

there's a lol comments tag? this site has now almost ceased to astound me... almost. but this is still getting comments?!?! huh.

Nixi reacts to: four finger paint

This should be warning. You will look like that when you spen too much time here. Or something like that.

The_Evl_Monky said:
I think he is playing Minecraft on hardcore mode.
Dragon:"I finally completed my house."
Creeper:"SSSSSS"
Dragon:"OH SHIT!!!"

There's a creeper sound app for when someone is playing on HC mode you walk up behind them and it does the sssssssss boom sound from the game I still haven't been able to do it to someone ;_;

WHATTT!!!

DrakoWulf said:
Quote 1: I have the same reaction EVERY TIME I visit this site~

Quote 2: Same

My response: Well, the only time I had that expression was when I was a baby, I always made funny faces... except I'm not a dragon, sometimes I wish I was.

Idd love to be a sexy or cute dragon any day

Drunevil said:
I just don't understand how the 5000 petabytes of porn didn't destroy it.

Bitch please, Joker has 7 Zettabytes of porn.

Urge to order from Nad-Dragon, rising...

Dragon found a friends shared post:
*click* (Pink... Fluffy Unicorns, sounds cute...) *Loads Page*
Song plays... *5 seconds later*
"Pink, Fluffy Unicorns..."
"OHHHH GOD, THE HORROR!!"

The First Time I Heard About Bronies.

Volteer133 said:
nope, she's reading the comments on a story about her and her human 'mate'
I'm sure she'd have so many questions...

"Wow, these humans really
"What does 'Yiffmurr tiem' mean, Kyle?"
"They...they want to marry me? What... I don't even know these people."
"I don't understand... what are the humans 'pawing'? They don't have any paws."
"What is a 'dwaggy' and why are they 'hawt'?"
"Why does this one hate me because I don't have a penis, Kyle?"
"Why does he keep complimenting my feet?"
"These humans are really creepy..."
"Why.... why does this one so desperately want me to get pregnant?"
"Kyle, I don't understand... what is 'soapy fisting'?"
"Why does this one want me in a diaper?"

And then.... that moment of realization...

"They.... they want me to do WHAT with them!? Oh god, oh god...."

Volteer133 said:
nope, she's reading the comments on a story about her and her human 'mate'
I'm sure she'd have so many questions...

"Wow, these humans really love me..."
"What does 'Yiffmurr tiem' mean, Kyle?"
"They...they want to marry me? What... I don't even know these people."
"I don't understand... what are the humans 'pawing'? They don't have any paws."
"What is a 'dwaggy' and why are they 'hawt'?"
"Why does this one hate me because I don't have a penis, Kyle?"
"Why does he keep complimenting my feet?"
"These humans are really creepy..."
"Why.... why does this one so desperately want me to get pregnant?"
"Kyle, I don't understand... what is 'soapy fisting'?"
"Why does this one want me in a diaper?"

And then.... that moment of realization...

"They.... they want me to do WHAT with them!? Oh god, oh god...."

LOL anyone would say that XD

Le Me: Oh, cool Nixi art!
*looks at comments, sees hes*
Le Me: *facepalm*

But seriously read the story. Its amazing, erotic and down right amazing.
There is a new-ish sequel out called Dragon in Suburbia. But read the first story which i think is called the dragon ranch.

OwlCast said:
Le Me: Oh, cool Nixi art!
*looks at comments, sees hes*
Le Me: *facepalm*

But seriously read the story. Its amazing, erotic and down right amazing.
There is a new-ish sequel out called Dragon in Suburbia. But read the first story which i think is called the dragon ranch.

I really shouldnt of used that double positive. It is the worst. :/

This is my relationship with the internet.

Despite having searched this site thousands of times by now... I still get this reaction at times.

Rhinomer said:
I think he's watching that gif with the dragon fucking the car.

Fly-gone said:
No, it's the one with the dragon getting anally rammed by the train.

Where do I find these? Now I'm curious.

Miurne said:
This was my reaction when I discovered E621

Amazing isn't it

He found E621, along with pictures of his family in unimaginable ways, but once again, this is E6, and anything is possible.

He is watching you on kazoo.

Miurne said:
This was my reaction when I discovered E621

TamariTehKitteh said:
I think the dragon just found "Bad Dragon" are you sure he was not watching you on kazoo?

TamariTehKitteh said:
I think the dragon just found "Bad Dragon"

This has been repeatedly tagged as a female. ...why? Am I missing something obvious?

When he finds German dungeon porn XD

Me when I saw cheese grater for the first time.

Wowie that describes this......
*When you accidently click on gay porn*
Or.......
*When seeing 2 girls 1 cup*

how to shock a dragon

Drunevil said:
I just don't understand how the 5000 petabytes of porn didn't destroy it.

Easy, firewall blocked it all out. It got filtered strait onto the trash bin. sad, cause some of it is good and I bet there is some Doctor Who pics here on E621 due to rule 34. I just don't want to go find them.

I think he just searched himself on here

Twelve hours of YouTube... check.

Nixi should be flattered that she got so popular and so loved :3
but ok, i dont blame her. the creepy things is, that this is probably the realistic reaction.

xD

mood

Heh, yikes, the author sure seems a little bit full of himself.

"We joked that it's Nixi seeing what the readers of Dragon Ranch look like in real life."

I'm not entirely sure we want to find out what a guy who writes lewd fics about humans fucking beasts on a ranch look like in real life, gods he must be disgusting~

Otters_In_Guitars said:
Heh, yikes, the author sure seems a little bit full of himself.

"We joked that it's Nixi seeing what the readers of Dragon Ranch look like in real life."

I'm not entirely sure we want to find out what a guy who writes lewd fics about humans fucking beasts on a ranch look like in real life, gods he must be disgusting~

Hey hey, I've known the guy for years and he's pretty cool. He only mocks his audience mostly as a joke. Some of the comments on his stories were kind of cringy back in the day. Plus, this was over half a decade ago, I doubt anyone is exactly the same after that amount of time.

Me discovering Minecraft porn

Me when I first discovered dinosaur porn

Athony15 said:
I think look about like say "Bad Dragon" or "dragon fucking the car." or "Soon the humans would mate." and don't know what say i think look about YouTube and or Catch Video or Other Computer? That look dragon their own computer is, SHOCK! I guess me right not. :) Maybe really scare like dragon LOL!

....excuse me what?

SentientMoon said:
The relization that he has no arms to type with.

You can literally see their shoulders.

tfw e621 gets ride of the title page with Evalion's art on it

The moment you realized 9+10 does NOT equal 21

furballs_dc said:
"Soon the humans would mate."
Dragon: How can anyone watch this?

This was me when I first discovered e6

Same energy as my pfp

all these years of seeing the thumbnail occasionally and it's ANIMATED??? i had no idea

People whenever they find out what I'm into:

I think my favorite is: "What is a 'dwaggy' and why are they 'hawt'?" lol

Me with the realization that I have a transfurmation fetish after I play changed

bloodonthewalls said:
This is the face I had when my former friend tricked me into watching... Actually I'd rather not say... *shiver*. Suffice to say my eyes were bleeding by the end......

what was it?

zuriz said:
That's impossible no one can just watch the entire internet without die due to many things such as:
Scaring, Mindfuck, Disintegration, Severe funk poisoning, Trolling syndrome, Boot to the head and many more

You are impossible :D

Honest to god thought i was looking at a rainwing for a second.

Same my friend. Same

magic_w_mushrum said:
Honest to god thought i was looking at a rainwing for a second.

lmaooo i thought this was wof too :)

Me after searching up "do not watch" on rule 34(I should have stayed curious)