I got snackish.

I'll fuckin do it again jk

"The masturbation or the korok crucifixes?"

notcoco said:
"The masturbation or the korok crucifixes?"

Both

elur said:
Both

one right after the other?

do it in front of him, direct eye contact, establish dominance, become the new king of hyrule, the future is now old man

I don’t care you can’t convict me of my war crimes against hyrule!

The ol’ Ultrahand tug

Then he whispers, "I like it..."

That cock n ball explosion robot ain't gonna build itself

lil_melon said:
Then he whispers, "I like it..."

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iller said:
one right after the other?

Not in that order

Rauru: I’ve let my right hand to assist you.

Link: Your right hand comes off?

Same energy as

I know what you are

I swear that korok wanted to eat the side of a cliff... And be a hood ornament... And then get thrown off a cliff because I can't drive... The subsequent fire mech was on purpose though

Isnt link supposed to be left handed tho?

doncutter said:
Isnt link supposed to be left handed tho?

Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword changed it to right handed for motion controls, and in a interview with Aonuma about Botw, and I quote, "We kept Link right handed because that's the hand you use to initiate attacks in the game pad."

And to be honest... I never noticed Link's handedness was still right in Botw and Totk, and I wish I was still blissfully ignorant.

notcoco said:
"The masturbation or the korok crucifixes?"

iller said:
one right after the other?

Nah, at the same time

doncutter said:
Isnt link supposed to be left handed tho?

They stuck with it after the lazy changes for motion controls. Bugs me a little bit but not enough to care

I'm sorry! I'll stop throwing Koroks off the map

Busted but plot twist he says do it again

silverblade13 said:
do it in front of him, direct eye contact, establish dominance, become the new king of hyrule, the future is now old man

favorited this post just to save this comment, lmao

It's not his fault you replaced his dominant hand. the boy has needs

I know what you are.

c.spicyweener said:
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Bro, fuck you and that profile pic! I nearly cracked a rib laughing.

"Th-thats the hand I've always used for that. I can't just switch hands now that one isn't technically mine. It wouldn't feel right!"

notcoco said:
"The masturbation or the korok crucifixes?"

Ngl I'm not even annoyed about the koroks like everyone else but I might just still torture koroks when I start the game. Just for the sake of making random builds x3

i can still hear his voice..."gay gay homosexual gay"

camkitty said:
They stuck with it after the lazy changes for motion controls. Bugs me a little bit but not enough to care

This is still technically one Link after Skyward Sword, so the next one could go back to being left handed.

I love open ended his statement is can lead to.

He could either commend Link for using his arm to save Hyrule and Link is afraid he might know the more insidious means,

He could actually be referring to the sadistic things Link has used his arm for, beyond the allusions to the meta idea of using it for horny means,

Or he straight up IS just referring to using his arm for masturbation.

"The ritual sacrifice of rocks to the elder gods or the jerkin' off?"

notcoco said:
"The masturbation or the korok crucifixes?"

"It's the order of these events that troubles me, Link."

cntstk said:
I love open ended his statement is can lead to.

He could either commend Link for using his arm to save Hyrule and Link is afraid he might know the more insidious means,

He could actually be referring to the sadistic things Link has used his arm for, beyond the allusions to the meta idea of using it for horny means,

Or he straight up IS just referring to using his arm for masturbation.

He's probably referring to all three

meridianas said:
"Th-thats the hand I've always used for that. I can't just switch hands now that one isn't technically mine. It wouldn't feel right!"

why did they get a record for this 😭

Link ultrahanded his raw meat club until he ascended and spewed out his brightbloom seeds

silverblade13 said:
do it in front of him, direct eye contact, establish dominance, become the new king of hyrule, the future is now old man

"Now grab your destiny! If you know what I mean!"

critical_stiban said:
Rauru: I’ve let my right hand to assist you.

Link: Your right hand comes off?

Such a shame they took that line out of the remake.

cai2 said:
Same energy as

I know what you are

A silly little boy kisser. And we all know it

cai2 said:
Same energy as

I know what you are

Link...
I remember you're masturbations

critical_stiban said:
Rauru: I’ve let my right hand to assist you.

Link: Your right hand comes off?

Rauru: "I'm built like a Barbie Doll. Every piece just pops right off!"

shrouded_tiger said:
I don’t care you can’t convict me of my war crimes against hyrule!

waw cwime UWU

theussyanalyser said:
Link...
I remember you're masturbations

Link...

I REMEMBER YOUR VICTIMS!

camkitty said:
They stuck with it after the lazy changes for motion controls. Bugs me a little bit but not enough to care

I headcanon it as Link using his stronger arm for his shields, since according to Zeltik's math against a Lynel Link parries with the force equal to a jet engine lol