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    Roman117

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    KloH0und said:
    This joke doesn't use the typical Chuck Norris joke format, so it's actually pretty good.

    You mean "chuck Norris was here"?

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    papercat said:
    Whats up with those crappy notes?

    Heeey thoese notes was what the tv show said....to fill people in on the joke >.> put em back

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    NexitoRikaze

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    equimanthorn said:
    When Chuck Norris is wrong, reality had better alter itself. Chuck Norris is NEVER wrong

    lol...1 photo :hey thats a pikachu!.
    2nd photo : if they say koffing they better have good life insurance....
    3rd photo: "Thats what I thought...."

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    You know, I never really understood. Why Chuck Norris? Did he just get lucky? Like Why not Jet Li or Bruce Willis? :/

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    Prowess said:
    You know, I never really understood. Why Chuck Norris? Did he just get lucky? Like Why not Jet Li or Bruce Willis? :/

    I always assumed it was meant to be ironic.

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    Prowess said:
    You know, I never really understood. Why Chuck Norris? Did he just get lucky? Like Why not Jet Li or Bruce Willis? :/

    Bruce Lee - Dead
    Bruce Willis - Bald
    Jet Li - Meh.

    Consider it was almost 40 years ago that he got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee. He doesn't age.

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    TheFallen

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    Acolyte said:
    Bruce Lee - Dead
    Bruce Willis - Bald
    Jet Li - Meh.

    Consider it was almost 40 years ago that he got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee. He doesn't age.

    So if Bruce Lee was still alive he would kick his ass again...

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    NexitoRikaze said:
    lol...1 photo :hey thats a pikachu!.
    2nd photo : if they say koffing they better have good life insurance....
    3rd photo: "Thats what I thought...."

    omg that was good. I like that XD

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    Prowess said:
    You know, I never really understood. Why Chuck Norris? Did he just get lucky? Like Why not Jet Li or Bruce Willis? :/

    It's because Chuck Norris never had a good major movie, and he was damn near invincible in Walker Texas Ranger. Er go, The Internet elected Chuck as God. Plus look at every other martial artist out there. He's the only one with red hair and a cowboy hat. He MUST be awesome.

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    AnubisLover

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    um... other than the fact hes a redhead did you see his ass in those jeans??? lee and willis dont have that kind of ass... and jet li is just too sexy for words.... *daydreams about jet li's and chuck norris's ass* wait what was i talking about?

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    Rawrthefox13

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    One does not dream of chuck norris' ass. That in itself is a crime I'm sure. Besides, if you did penetrate I doubt you'd remain a man for very long before he absorbed your manhood like a philosopher stone.

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    Im gonna commit suicide:
    SRRY no its a fucking koffing chucK notrriS!

    You couldn't of commited suicide cause you just died like two days ago.

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    T.J.

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    So the how to comment guide says not to creep. How exactly do you creep? Do you say "OOOO look at me im a creeper OOO"?
    I hope not, cause then im bout to get blocked. Aw well, ive already survived like 4 blockings, i can make it through many more.

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    RachelSaleigh

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    T.J. said:
    So the how to comment guide says not to creep. How exactly do you creep? Do you say "OOOO look at me im a creeper OOO"?
    I hope not, cause then im bout to get blocked. Aw well, ive already survived like 4 blockings, i can make it through many more.

    cool story bro

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    RC748

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    You all do know that Chuck Norris was actually Bruce Lee's student at one point in his life. And the fact that Chuck Norris has red hair doesn't make him a ginger, in fact he is half Cherokee just like me. His father was Cherokee and his mother was Caucasian, he gets the red hair from his mother.

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    Lose... ahbeyxjgfnaywjgrndyebywbjdmydngwjwys. Duagwjyebdyx dhbsjndusher gdndydbswbs beyxndybbdjgabehbd... okay fine chuck! It's a win! dear God please help me?

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    ippiki_ookami said:
    I always assumed it was meant to be ironic.

    just another example of Chuck Norris bending the world around him to his will.

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    I used to love this quiz when I was younger, but then I rewatched it. The quiz asks you about a Pokémon that you JUST SAW. You don't even have to try!

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    Raphael said:
    So he's a ginger. And as we all know, Gingers can not be awesome.

    Nope, he's a daywalker

    props to those who get the refrence

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    Rawrthefox13 said:
    One does not dream of chuck norris' ass. That in itself is a crime I'm sure. Besides, if you did penetrate I doubt you'd remain a man for very long before he absorbed your manhood like a philosopher stone.

    Annnnnnd BOOM goes the fullmetal alchemist pun

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    Creed1000 said:
    Nope, he's a daywalker

    props to those who get the refrence

    "Some mothafuckas are always tryin' to ice-skate uphill."

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    Raphael said:
    So he's a ginger. And as we all know, Gingers can not be awesome.

    Translation: "I bet I can get the most rate downs!"

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    W3r3gam3r said:
    I used to love this quiz when I was younger, but then I rewatched it. The quiz asks you about a Pokémon that you JUST SAW. You don't even have to try!

    I feel your pain. They should just put a random Pokemon from that region and either have kids remember that Pokémon or have them look it up. Because the way they're doing it just... doesn't feel right anymore.

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    Chuck Norris is a right-wing bastard, his shows and movies are all shit. I think if there's any movie badass to worship, it's Clint Eastwood. He doesn't need to be an expert in martial arts with a 44 Magnum.

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    FerrisOnFire said:
    Chuck Norris is a right-wing bastard, his shows and movies are all shit. I think if there's any movie badass to worship, it's Clint Eastwood. He doesn't need to be an expert in martial arts with a 44 Magnum.

    Ya, a real badass in any recent film he's done . . .

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    FerrisOnFire said:
    Two words: Gran Torino

    Everyone knows that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is the current badass right now.

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    GODZASSASSIN210 said:
    Everyone knows that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is the current badass right now.

    Ehh... Anyone who appears in as many Disney/kid movies as him can't truly be called a badass. Although Bryan Cranston was mainly a comedic actor before Breaking Bad, and now no one can ever question his badassery again. Idk

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    FerrisOnFire said:
    Ehh... Anyone who appears in as many Disney/kid movies as him can't truly be called a badass. Although Bryan Cranston was mainly a comedic actor before Breaking Bad, and now no one can ever question his badassery again. Idk

    Woah, over analytical dumbass who can't take a joke over here!!!!

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    angryalmond said:
    Normally I can't stand Chuck Norris jokes, but this is indeed a win.

    Same

    Prowess said:
    You know, I never really understood. Why Chuck Norris? Did he just get lucky? Like Why not Jet Li or Bruce Willis? :/

    I have no idea. It used to be Vin Diesel that everybody was practically calling a god.

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    Acolyte said:
    Bruce Lee - Dead
    Bruce Willis - Bald
    Jet Li - Meh.

    Consider it was almost 40 years ago that he got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee. He doesn't age.

    I actually like the fact there aren't many Bruce Lee jokes.

    Because Bruce Lee isn't a joke.

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    The fact that you don't EVER tell Chuck Norris that he's wrong, that is an understatement. You literally CAN'T tell Chuck Norris that he's wrong!

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    it's like staring at a time capsule of all the memes you enjoyed, but didn't realize that you actually dug up a meme coffin instead of a time capsule.

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