In response to blip #118467
TehNuh said:
I once shat myself at the urinal.
I shot a man at the 'rinal, just to watch him die.
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Chaser said:
All poopoo times are peepee times,
but not all peepee times are poopoo times.
I once shat myself at the urinal.
All poopoo times are peepee times,
but not all peepee times are poopoo times.
In response to blip #118455
MaxWoofer said:
True, I'm too much of a woofer sometimes. Hopefully they didn't gave it that much attention to it.
Naw, it's ogre.
In response to blip #118462
Kemonophonic said:
Man, I wish I was as motivated as you! I really, really need to get back into making music.
Never too late to start whenever.
¯\_(°ᴥ°)_/¯
2 minutes and 10 seconds in on my new song…
Won’t be long now! :>
In response to blip #118456
@Ratte: yes but the new ads i find quite off putting
So, what does an NHL team that has abhorrent ownership, and a rotating door of absurdly out of touch management since ... 2004? do at the the trade deadline?
Obviously, shit the bed and pretend nothing is wrong.
This is fine here, we are all fine.
Keep planning that Stanley Cup parade route, and blame empty arena seats on the pandemic ...
EDIT
AKA: 3-peat Lightning
like anyone in Florida gives a shit about ice hockey :3
In response to blip #118446
@SilverSwan12: weird furry porn ads? on my weird furry porn site?
it's more likely than you think!
In response to blip #118451
KynikossDragonn said:
that's what you get for being such a WOOFER!!!!!
True, I'm too much of a woofer sometimes. Hopefully they didn't gave it that much attention to it.
In response to blip #118448
MaxWoofer said:
I opened my Instagram in front of a classmate in uni to show my username and the first thing that popped in my feed was a furry meme, then a furry comic and more.I'm scared.
that's what you get for being such a WOOFER!!!!!
In response to blip #118446
SilverSwan12 said:
not running an adblocker. but before i used to get these pleasant bad dragon ads. now i get a bunch of weird hentai/furry porn ads.
ive noticed this stuff too kinda got used to it myself
I opened my Instagram in front of a classmate in uni to show my username and the first thing that popped in my feed was a furry meme, then a furry comic and more.
I'm scared.
In response to blip #118443
Lance_Armstrong said:
Did you turn off your adblocker?
not running an adblocker. but before i used to get these pleasant bad dragon ads. now i get a bunch of weird hentai/furry porn ads.
In response to blip #118442
SilverSwan12 said:
whats with the ads lately?
Did you turn off your adblocker?
whats with the ads lately?
In response to blip #118430
French_Fried said:
Last night, after 22 years, I kissed a girl for the first time
conrgatulations!
you should quit porn now, otherwise you guys are not gonna stay together for a long while
In response to blip #118437
furballs_dc said:
Poundland lady-toy teardown (with schematic):3
''poundland'' guys i found where your mom lives!
This is a totally well balanced weapon.
You can't destroy the final boss with this though. But, I've already shown what typically can happen to said boss.
=^.^=
So after my dad came home to his PTSD therapy, he told me we’re gonna have a temporary puppy to visit the family tomorrow and to see how well he can cope with us for a whole week. We can’t keep him but at least the puppy will be able to feel what it’s like to have family for awhile since it’s always home alone. Hope we don’t get TOO attached to it later on.
It’s gonna be a Cheweenie dog. (Half chihuahua, half dachshund) 😙
In response to blip #118433
French_Fried said:
Man how can I ever describe it…
It was the most intimate connecting with another human ive ever experienced. It’s electrical! It’s breathtaking! It’s like listening to your favorite band for the first time.
And I still feel like I’m just flying…
Nice! Happy for you that you finally experienced it. And for 22 years? Damn that’s a long time.
In response to blip #118431
W0LFB3AT5 said:
Congrats, man. What’s it like?
Man how can I ever describe it…
It was the most intimate connecting with another human ive ever experienced. It’s electrical! It’s breathtaking! It’s like listening to your favorite band for the first time.
And I still feel like I’m just flying…
In response to blip #118430
French_Fried said:
Last night, after 22 years, I kissed a girl for the first time
Congrats, man. What’s it like?
Last night, after 22 years, I kissed a girl for the first time
Yes.
A love letter to Subaru
Dearest Subaru Corporation (née Fuji Heavy Industries),
I applaud the cost-cutting measure employed by your design team by not actually employing designers or stylists, instead executing an unholy (and hitherto forbidden) automotive mating ritual betwixt a Crosstrek and 2015 Civic sedan; contrary to your detractors, I am fair-convinced the new second-generation standalone Subaru WRX barely looks like a toddler with a poopie diaper
I also commend your marketing department for its rebranding, nay, the reimagining of the 50cc scooter-derived CVT transmission as the "SPT" or Subaru Performance Transmission, as any owner of a late-model Mitsubishi Mirage or Chevrolet Spark will attest to the enthusiast nature and sporting pedigree of the gearless gearbox.
Sometimes being a musician in this day and age can be tough, but at least we didn't have to play in the olden days. lol
In response to blip #118404
TheHuskyK9 said:
The paint on my microphone is starting to deteriorate, and it's been doing nothing but sitting on its stand, barely touched. The way it looks is giving me trypophobia vibes and I absolutely dislike it, fuck
cover the whole thing with paint, like a landlord would do
In response to blip #118417
Kemonophonic said:
KFC fucked my order up. This was not what I ordered!
i once ordered a bucket full of chicken but got a deep fried rat instead
In response to blip #118417
Kemonophonic said:
KFC fucked my order up. This was not what I ordered!
how the drokk do they screw up that bad?
=O.O=
In response to blip #118410
furballs_dc said:
Cute. =^.^=
:D
Favorites get lower intestine/penis/niples/whatever.
In response to blip #118397
Siral_Exan said:
Bought myself a squirrel beanie baby named Squire. I found her at SaveMart and just had to bring her home with me, she shall be residing on my new desk (pics later) alongside my other plushies.
It looks pretty good
> Fire two missiles at an enemy in AC7
> First one hits them almost immediately
> Assume the second is a miss without checking the radar
> Glance over at their plane a few seconds later
> https://youtu.be/QSlLzJAjG3M?t=862
The paint on my microphone is starting to deteriorate, and it's been doing nothing but sitting on its stand, barely touched. The way it looks is giving me trypophobia vibes and I absolutely dislike it, fuck
each is self-living, each touches the same sphere by the same tentacles
In response to blip #118393
@Kemonophonic: racism
@Lance_Armstrong: no
In response to blip #118398
Well, here she is sitting on my desk, being my right-hand squirrel. I still need to get the rest of my critters out of my boxes, so I'll provide one last pic of the whole crew once I'm done.
Bought myself a squirrel beanie baby named Squire. I found her at SaveMart and just had to bring her home with me, she shall be residing on my new desk (pics later) alongside my other plushies.
In response to blip #118395
@Sharp_Coyote:
note to self:
see dummy, this is what happens when one jumps at a job opportunity without performing one's due diligence :P
Being trapped in my job, unable to transfer out for another 2 months, I find myself beyond having no fucks to give;
I find myself in a fuck deficit
this must be what being in government finance feels like
@Ratte: protogen vs. sergal
In response to blip #118389
@Caring_Anomalocaris: Those names usually stay separate, but you could always just ask them.
Scenario: An artist primarily goes by artist_alice, but sometimes they post certain content of theirs as artist_aerith instead. Would filing a tag alias request be appropriate in this situation? I don't want to unintentionally clog up the queue with a pointless request.
okay im now obsessed with the happy fits, and turns out they are going to release new music
In response to blip #118376
@Mulcens_Instrumentum: hoopa confined hoopa land
around 840~860 AD a monk named Ratramnus, around about what is now Amiens in France, would respond to a letter, writing that he had come to the conclusion that "yeah, dog-headed people have souls"
𝓣𝓻𝓸𝓹𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝓡𝓮𝓽𝓻𝓸𝔀𝓪𝓿𝓮
I like the sound of that…
In response to blip #118377
@Deleuzian_Cattery: no I need dorbmeese images to stay sane
I got two calls on my work phone from two numbers from the same indian insurance guy. I don't know how they keep reaching my desk phone. I also got a very obvious phishing email on my computer at work.
I wanna think I'm important enough that they're trying to get me, but it's probably random.
In response to blip #118373
furballs_dc said:
Why does this GPU?GPU with 512 GB SSD on board!?
Released in2017.
It is the mullet of graphics cards:
GPU business in the front, SSD party in the back
love it
We Know Exactly When Dinosaurs Went Extinct
Bad spring time. :O
In response to blip #118361
Ratte said:
not convinced dormeese are real
Would you rather live in a world where dormeese are real or where dormeesen't real?
And gore very well there's no such thing as 'legless' taur is considered the 'standard mode' (darmanitan) 'normal form' (deoxys) 'hoopa confined' (hoopa) land.
In response to blip #118361
Ratte said:
not convinced dormeese are real
but orb