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By the way, with the application form theres a question about if you're 18+, whats the deal with that?

Like doesn't it seem a bit redundant?

Or is it just to ban minors on the site?

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    Drink Arngejuice

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    In response to blip #126020

    sipothac said:
    odd seeing this artist brought up, I randomly got recommended a dub of one of these comics on YouTube today and I was surprised that I couldn't find it posted here.

    fortunatly most if not all of her stuff is on derpiebooru under artist:punkittdev (including art and material that wouldn't fit this site's uploading guidelines) ignore the previous contents of this spoiler, i just didn't quite get how derpiebooru handles separating tags

    Drink Arngejuice

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    i gotta contact punkitt at some point to check if she'd be alright with her horse comix being up here

    post #4194760

    this is the only one uploaded here, and it's so good it got me to check out the rest of them and become a superfan of her's

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    Daleport996

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    Have you ever messed up so much in your life, that you feel the weight of 5 concrete mixers on your chest keeping you awake at night?

    God, I hope you've never experienced what I did.

    Dragonlord2328

    Member

    Great already shortstaffed and someone got fired for alleged stealing fml most likely my shifts will get fucked in the arse to accomodate

    Daleport996

    Member

    Yo, it's Ramadan time! When you think about it, it's like the NNN for Muslims, because as well as not being allowed to eat during the day, we're also not allowed to beat the meat.

    Not that it matters to me, though. I've drawn a lot of fucked up porn, that I think I'm just gonna get power thrown straight to the bottom of hell anyway. If it exists anyway. I'm not that religious, if you couldn't tell from what I do.

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    HOME-DEPOT

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    There are currently nine posts of nine the phantom

    This is cool and all but there should be more, mostly WITH jubei, not because of like, loyalty and being married or whatever but because jubei is hot and nine is… a pretty cool character i guess

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    HenloFurret

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    In response to blip #125977

    "Conventional job" is a tricky phrase to pin down, but everyone has to start somewhere.

    Since remote delivery is still in vogue, don't be afraid to start there. I did, and while the hours aren't necessarily guaranteed, it's experience, and sometimes people tip generously. Demonstrate a few basic and desirable traits like reliability or adaptability and you can get places.

    year of the chux

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    In response to blip #125968

    Daleport996 said:
    Alright, who's the motherfucker who invented responsibilities? I'm gonna find them and punch them in the jugular.

    I don't care if they're dead. I'm just gonna punch their jugular in hell.

    it was me. I'm sorry. I didn't realize they would be so much....well, you know

    Dragonlord2328

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    Why does it seem that today is be a titwank day everyone is being a bitch at work today i hate retail

    W0LFB3AT5

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    In response to blip #125972

    Dripen_Arn said:
    @W0LFB3AT5: @somethingedgey:
    i am grateful ever day that i haven't been called for jury duty yet

    Random thing I read on the Reddit comments when some asked, “What can I do to avoid Jury Duty?”

    Someone replied: “Just say you’re racist…”

    Like, bruh… 😆

    W0LFB3AT5

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    In response to blip #125970

    somethingedgey said:
    I can speak from experience, being a witness sucks

    Long story short, some dude ran a cyclist over and i was just walking nearby

    But both parties ask the exact same question like 3 times over, and when you say something that a party doesnt like, they question your credibility (even though YOU are the one thats not biased)

    and even if you tell the whole truth you get NOTHING because (legally speaking) you cant receive money/ promises because that could count as bribery.

    In short: dont be a witness. Its a waste of time and you only make enemies.

    Not only that, but my doggos are very hyperactive towards strangers, if anything they try to grab attention by barking at them, being a witness is just knocking at my door.

    user 1005864

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    In response to blip #125964

    W0LFB3AT5 said: I quickly put my dogs in my car and hurried out as fast as I could. I didn’t want any part of being a witness.

    I can speak from experience, being a witness sucks

    Long story short, some dude ran a cyclist over and i was just walking nearby

    But both parties ask the exact same question like 3 times over, and when you say something that a party doesnt like, they question your credibility (even though YOU are the one thats not biased)

    and even if you tell the whole truth you get NOTHING because (legally speaking) you cant receive money/ promises because that could count as bribery.

    In short: dont be a witness. Its a waste of time and you only make enemies.

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    user 1005864

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    In response to blip #125968

    Daleport996 said:
    Alright, who's the motherfucker who invented responsibilities? I'm gonna find them and punch them in the jugular.

    I don't care if they're dead. I'm just gonna punch their jugular in hell.

    The industrial revolution and its consuquences

    Daleport996

    Member

    Alright, who's the motherfucker who invented responsibilities? I'm gonna find them and punch them in the jugular.

    I don't care if they're dead. I'm just gonna punch their jugular in hell.

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    W0LFB3AT5

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    Went to pick up my dogs from the groomers, spent a good 5 minutes in there to receive them, paid the cashier, went back outside…

    And noticed somebody broke and entered someone’s car. Their trunk complete fucked, their back window shattered, and the man was howling in anger while his (friend/partner?) tried to call the police. I quickly put my dogs in my car and hurried out as fast as I could. I didn’t want any part of being a witness.

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    Drink Arngejuice

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    In response to blip #125959

    sanestvaporeonfan said:
    Bodily fluids that have not been featured in an e621 post (yet)(to my knowledge):
    Spinal fluid
    Inner ear fluid

    Please

    i'm sure there's some gore artist on this site that's gone to the trouble of adding such fluids to either their total head explosion commission and MK sub-zero style decapitation art trade respectivly. their hard work just hasn't gone noticed yet

    HOME-DEPOT

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    When i say your jordans are completely fake, i don’t mean they’re fake, but that theres is not a sliver of legitimacy to them.

    sanestvaporeonfan

    Member

    Bodily fluids that have been featured in an e621 post:
    Piss
    Cum
    Sweat
    Tears
    (liquid) shit
    Vomit
    Pussy juice
    Blood

    Bodily fluids that have not been featured in an e621 post (yet)(to my knowledge):
    Spinal fluid
    Inner ear fluid

    Please

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    Daleport996

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    I wanna fall asleep so hard. Like how Serj Tankian screams "WAKE UP" in Chop Suey, but with the opposite effect.

    coyotebear

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    In response to blip #125947

    Kemonophonic said:
    @coyotebear: Cars are the bane of my existence.

    I was a journeyman mechanic for around 12 years, and have since moved into the parts distribution side of things; they are also the bane of my existence, and my source of employment :3

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