Facebook shat itself today lmao
Facebook shat itself today lmao
Daleport996 said:
I found my diary! It was collecting dust under my tiny desk along with some boxes. Last entry was 4th of December 2023.Also, happy birthday @Doomguy666!
Glad you found it i hate losing things
I found my diary! It was collecting dust under my tiny desk along with some boxes. Last entry was 4th of December 2023.
Also, happy birthday @Doomguy666!
@coyotebear: Cars are the bane of my existence.
@Doomguy666: A bit late, but post #4008891
@coyotebear: thanks. All things considered, not too bad of a day.
Finally got the parcel i ordered for some reason it had been delivered to another building
@Doomguy666:
post #3924821
Kemonophonic said:
\(^o^)/ <(I just burned my hand on a hot car engine! Yay!)
post #4397475 post #3552087
I salute you, and hope it is just a teensy owwie; not many people even know how to open their car hood, and would be afraid to even go near the engine if they could.
then again, I work very well under the hood
Dripen_Arn said:
@Muckyotter: if you have a problem with posts, contact either of the 2 main admins: notmenotyou or "rainbow dash"/users/18776 (although i do recommend staying calm and diplomatic when talking to them, nobody likes a hot head)but i think i can still answer why your 2 posts didn't get approved: the artist of the works your tried uploading basically asked us not to host their art here anymore: https://e621.net/post_events?search%5Bpost_id%5D=75186
Yep thankfully it got resolved.
@Muckyotter: if you have a problem with posts, contact either of the 2 main admins: notmenotyou or "rainbow dash"/users/18776 (although i do recommend staying calm and diplomatic when talking to them, nobody likes a hot head)
but i think i can still answer why your 2 posts didn't get approved: the artist of the works your tried uploading basically asked us not to host their art here anymore: https://e621.net/post_events?search%5Bpost_id%5D=75186
\(^o^)/ <(I just burned my hand on a hot car engine! Yay!)
W0LFB3AT5 said:
Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks.
Because online you have the time to think, irl you have to make a choice of words in less then a coupe of seconds.
Irl convos are like a quick time event and online convos are a careful game of chess.
wickedFauna said:
turns out I lied to you (sorry)
Oh my god how dare you lie on the internet D:<
W0LFB3AT5 said:
@Daleport996:
@HOME-DEPOT:Heh! I can imagine when someone talks to you, you don’t know what to or HOW to respond professionally, so you just type it in your phone like you’re deaf, and after you’re done, you then show them your sentence through your phone like some autistic kid.
🙂📱
And they be like, “Oh, word?” 😆
That genuinely sounds like a good idea to me. Like, just tell people to text me even when I'm right in front of them. And to only communicate in English, since even with a dictionary, I'm still more fluent in it than my native language.
You know what, fuck it. My real life friends are boring anyway. I have more fun reading text on Discord that is written by someone a hemisphere away from me fifteen minutes after it was my turn to talk. (Until they want to meet up and become an IRL friend, anyway. Then, I'm back to square one.)
@Daleport996:
@HOME-DEPOT:
Heh! I can imagine when someone talks to you, you don’t know what to or HOW to respond professionally, so you just type it in your phone like you’re deaf, and after you’re done, you then show them your sentence through your phone like some autistic kid.
🙂📱
And they be like, “Oh, word?” 😆
W0LFB3AT5 said:
Amazing how our brains work:Your online comments exhibit a professional tone, yet your real-life conversations often lack coherence.
Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks. 😅
That’s honestly the only reason i struggle talking irl, and even then barely. Being able to lay out your words in thoughts, all the time in the world to find the right words and be perfectly clear, and not stutter when i’m interrupted, etc etc.
W0LFB3AT5 said:
Amazing how our brains work:Your online comments exhibit a professional tone, yet your real-life conversations often lack coherence.
Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks. 😅
I have thesaurus/dictionary.com open in another tab 80% of the time I write anything on the internet. Sometimes Wiktionary as well.
Also, you'll never know how long it took me to write this blip. I don't actually know either, because I wasn't keeping track.
Amazing how our brains work:
Your online comments exhibit a professional tone, yet your real-life conversations often lack coherence.
Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks. 😅
Ordered a new controller a few days ago i get the notification its been delivered somewhere but nowhere near me i got a refund and ordered one with next day delivery so i get a better courier
mr. Self Destruct
mr. Killmyself
mr. What's-It-To-Ya
are there any other misters i should know about?
somethingedgey said:
Which ones?I have jumbo, albert hein, boni and a aldi nearby
There is a coop pretty far away from me, but it will be worth it i hope
turns out I lied to you (sorry) the product finder I was using autocorrected my search to the U.S.
However, I did find this, But I don't think it has the apple flavoring, so I would recomend adding half of one of this packets and half of whatever apple drink flavoring you can find
wickedFauna said:
good news, I just did the research and the product I use (alpine spiced apple cider) sells in some supermarkets in the netherlands too
Which ones?
I have jumbo, albert hein, boni and a aldi nearby
There is a coop pretty far away from me, but it will be worth it i hope
Dripen_Arn said:
looked up one on xvideos and the first one i clicked on had TEAM by Mag.Lo, and that definitely bangs in a way i can never resist
Hell yeah!
Although, now that I think about it, I did make one banger over 4 years ago. It kinda dwells in the specific PMV/HMV vibe.
>> Here’s one <<
W0LFB3AT5 said:
Just look up anime PMV/HMV videos on whatever porn site and just pick a random video. I’m thinking of doing a banger one myself. 🎧🎶
looked up one on xvideos and the first one i clicked on had TEAM by Mag.Lo, and that definitely bangs in a way i can never resist
somethingedgey said:
Which ones?
Just look up anime PMV/HMV videos on whatever porn site and just pick a random video. I’m thinking of doing a banger one myself. 🎧🎶
somethingedgey said:
Ugh... i wanna try this so bad but we dont have a costco in the netherlands...
good news, I just did the research and the product I use (alpine spiced apple cider) sells in some supermarkets in the netherlands too
W0LFB3AT5 said:
Yo…Some porno videos I’ve been watching that have one those furry or anime PMV/HMV’s have one of the hottest bangers! 🎶🎶🎶
…
Hmmm… I wonder… 😏💡
Which ones?
wickedFauna said:
- 1 packet of spiced apple drink powder*
*they sell this at costco
Ugh... i wanna try this so bad but we dont have a costco in the netherlands...
Yo…
Some porno videos I’ve been watching that have one those furry or anime PMV/HMV’s have one of the hottest bangers! 🎶🎶🎶
…
Hmmm… I wonder… 😏💡
y'ever just look back at your old posts/writings and just feel an immense amount of cringe down to ya core? cause. my god (old is subjective)
guys I just invented my new favourite drink! it's a milkshake.
serving size: 1 drink
*they sell this at costco
Put the apple powder and the icecream into the container. Fill with milk leaving enough space for it to grow. If you're using a blender, pour the contents into the blender. Blend or mix, make sure air gets in so it can foam, as milkshakes shoud. Serve.
I would like to try this with plain icecream so I can add the vanilla myself so the flavours can be more balanced, but I'm too lazy to make the it myself.
I understand it isn't such a revolutionary idea, but I like that I made it myself.
How are you gentlemen !!
I wish we had more e621 post recommendation services, those services were pretty fun when they were actually usable.
Lafcadio said:
Using pseudonyms is pretty standard for English-speaking internet services, Google email and Youtube included. There are a handful of services like Linkedin and Facebook where they expect your profile to represent a real person, but this is the exception rather than the norm.
There was Quora which had a strict real name policy, but it degenerated like most other things on the site
I_love_Risim said:
I'm back, I downloaded more non-Chinese software, I would like to ask, when registering an account (from Google email to Youtube) to enter a name, please ask if this name must be in real name. Or can you use a virtual name?(Attached Chinese, when the translator I used translated strange words附上中文,当我使用的翻译器翻译出了奇怪的话时)
我回来了,我下载了更多的非中文软件,我想要询问一下,在注册账号(从Google邮箱到Youtube)时要求输入姓名,请问这个姓名是否必须需要用真名。还是说可以使用虚拟的名称
Using pseudonyms is pretty standard for English-speaking internet services, Google email and Youtube included. There are a handful of services like Linkedin and Facebook where they expect your profile to represent a real person, but this is the exception rather than the norm.
I love how theres just a chinese dude (or dudette idk) on this site.
kawont said:
Literally speechless
Had somenoodles for lunch went to the bathroom whilst the water in the kettle was heating up and came back to it turns out the water didnt heat at all was wondering why they tasted odd still edible though lol
@I_love_Risim: you can use a virtual name if you want. You can choose what gender you want. remember the name just in case
I_love_Risim said:
Including for the choice of gender and age, no one on the Chinese Internet will answer this kind of thing, sorry
包括对于性别和年龄的选择,中文互联网上没有人会解答这种东西,抱歉
No, these prompts are never verified. You can put literally whatever you want on any of them. I frequently fill them in with 'No'.
The only time these matter are for official things (like your bank).
I_love_Risim said:
I'm back, I downloaded more non-Chinese software, I would like to ask, when registering an account (from Google email to Youtube) to enter a name, please ask if this name must be in real name. Or can you use a virtual name?(Attached Chinese, when the translator I used translated strange words附上中文,当我使用的翻译器翻译出了奇怪的话时)
我回来了,我下载了更多的非中文软件,我想要询问一下,在注册账号(从Google邮箱到Youtube)时要求输入姓名,请问这个姓名是否必须需要用真名。还是说可以使用虚拟的名称
Including for the choice of gender and age, no one on the Chinese Internet will answer this kind of thing, sorry
包括对于性别和年龄的选择,中文互联网上没有人会解答这种东西,抱歉
I'm back, I downloaded more non-Chinese software, I would like to ask, when registering an account (from Google email to Youtube) to enter a name, please ask if this name must be in real name. Or can you use a virtual name?(Attached Chinese, when the translator I used translated strange words附上中文,当我使用的翻译器翻译出了奇怪的话时)
我回来了,我下载了更多的非中文软件,我想要询问一下,在注册账号(从Google邮箱到Youtube)时要求输入姓名,请问这个姓名是否必须需要用真名。还是说可以使用虚拟的名称
Rare thing happened today. I saw two Ford Focuses. Ford Foci? Two vehicles of the Ford Focus variety. These are rare where I live.
Edit: Image sources have little icons next to them! That's neat.
vubbyshark said:
I slept through my alarm today and when I woke up, I thought it was 6 am, but it was 6 pm...
Had that happen before at least it wasnt a workday when it did happen
@W0LFB3AT5: I suppose I could, I don't actually care though I just thought it was funny.
Besides I'm the only person there that knows how to do my job and it's a hot mess if I'm not there, a hot mess I have to clean up when I get back.
vubbyshark said:
I slept through my alarm today and when I woke up, I thought it was 6 am, but it was 6 pm...
bruh I hate when that happens
I slept through my alarm today and when I woke up, I thought it was 6 am, but it was 6 pm...
do you think naruto fists kurama's ass when he sleeps
Me: im gonna do stuff after work
Also me:sleeps instead
Lafcadio said:
none pizza with left bee
F
Doomguy666 said:
My birthday is next Monday, if course I have work and a dentist appointment right after.
I live a dour life.
You still have time to ask your boss to have a day off, no? Do you save your PTO? (Personal Time Off)
My birthday is next Monday, if course I have work and a dentist appointment right after.
I live a dour life.
Dripen_Arn said:
i know you've already taken my rando request; but you should totally try to follow this guide
LMAO
That sounds fun, I might try it
I've only got 3 uploads left on my limit right now though and I wanna save it for full renders whenever I get around to it. I know people like my sketches too but it feels weird to be archiving my art but mostly not having anything "finished" to include.
If I do make something based on this guide I'll let you know or blip it
i know you've already taken my rando request; but you should totally try to follow this guide
When people tell me that bisexuality isn't real and you should be able to "just pick one", my e621 favorites flash before my eyes.
post #4623726 post #4120557 post #4616581 post #4032429 post #4497248
How am I supposed to pick a gender to be attracted to when everyone is so goddamn HOT?
What's with centipedes and their final pair of back legs? Buddy, if I want to be confused on whether you're going backwards of forwards, I'm gonna look at a Citroen Ami (not the original one).
This actually seems........ surprisingly helpful....
It's up there with the "to draw watery sad eyes, draw amogus in their pupils" because yes it is cursed but it's also decent shorthand and usually nobody will notice if you do it
Squeeze
SilverSwan12 said:
you’ll need this
Actually nevermind. Rainbow Dash approved it just in time. Like, thank you. Genuinely.
somethingedgey said:
Any tally hall song
Speaking of tally hall, also Miracle Musical. Time Machine (Demo 3) is surprisingly very good for a demo.
none pizza with left bee
Real.,..,.