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In response to blip #125610

W0LFB3AT5 said:
My heart stopped to what felt like an eternity.

Apparently I wasn’t paying attention to my speed. As soon as I passed car who I thought it was just a random ditch car, flashed its police lights at me. I thought I was gonna get pulled over but turns out it was just a warning flash.

😰😮‍💨


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My heart stopped to what felt like an eternity.

Apparently I wasn’t paying attention to my speed. As soon as I passed car who I thought it was just a random ditch car, flashed its police lights at me. I thought I was gonna get pulled over but turns out it was just a warning flash.

😰😮‍💨

In response to blip #125605

Doomguy666 said:
Colorado problems. I can't get to the crates I need with my forklift because there is a five foot wide sheet of ice that hasn't melted in months because the crates are stored at the base of a hill in the shadow of a mountain where the sun will never reach.

Bruh, I can relate! Since you’re a few miles away from where I live, my old job had the same issue at Fort Carson Main Exchange PX. The sun sets in the west right by the mountains. My building and a few parked trailers where I work casts a tall shadow. So it rarely melts it. When I drove the forklift to dispose the recycled cardboards, I would sometimes drift. What’s even worse is that the roads are a bit sloped upwards. So driving a forklift up on icy roads is not fun.

Colorado problems. I can't get to the crates I need with my forklift because there is a five foot wide sheet of ice that hasn't melted in months because the crates are stored at the base of a hill in the shadow of a mountain where the sun will never reach.

In response to blip #125593

Daleport996 said:
I feel like we can make some sort of complicated venn diagram based on the attributes of each user here. Like, has a name that starts with D, has a birthday in winter, does audio production, etc.

We could definitely create some type of google/microsoft form and create a venn diagram off of that

people hate me for good and absolutely dogshit reasons and ya know thats fair. but you do not fuck with the vibe

i love having absolutely no future as a person. makes me focus more on being a high tier Bohongobarooba Male.

There's a Terraria mod that adds the 1999 US spec Toyota Tercel into the game. It's very clearly still in an alpha stage (the acceleration is not capped, you craft it using 10 dirt blocks, and the item name and texture are placeholders). It's also on the front page of the TModLoader Steam Workshop right now.

post #4562134
Not related, I just think this is funny.

Of all places, I never thought E6 would be the place I would discover I need glasses. Welp.

Only about 1 week left until I go back to my nice and cheap "apartment" and roleplay as a functioning member of society. Semester break has been nice.

In response to blip #125561

1neu said:
fuuuuck i need to make my fl studio projects move in 4D space in a polyzontal manner but i don't have enough human life to sacrifice :( and the weed discs in my computer are beginning to rot....

Man i hate when that happens, try putting your disks into a superposition of dread or make your project be content with your feeble 3d life

fuuuuck i need to make my fl studio projects move in 4D space in a polyzontal manner but i don't have enough human life to sacrifice :( and the weed discs in my computer are beginning to rot....

I love how I was using the site within the last 24 hours and then I come back and the UI has changed a little bit, lol.

legal biohack that the shadow government in the underground military bases don't want you to know: consume worms to achieve the "Josh Effect". this allows you to supercombine your chakras in a 4 way sounding dance in a polydirectional manner to weaken your ninth wave to allow you to get unlimited blip pow[Purchase 50 HexCoins™ To View The Rest of This Post, or Sign Up For e621 Gold]

thank you VopT for linking to the wiktionary thesaurus for semen because there are some really funny slang terms for cum that i've never heard before

slang for semen

•cock snot
•fuckjuice
•jissom
•knuckle children
•mad milk
•scum (chiefly US) (as an american i've never heard anyone call their sperm "scum")
•white pee (childish)

bonus slang for pre-cum:

•Cowper's fluid

In response to blip #125524

Potato17 said:
Home Depot won’t let me rock out with my cock out in the lightbulb aisle while breaking lightbulbs between my thick femboy thighs this is just like George Orwell Nineteen Eighty-Four we live in a society wake up Bitches! Everyone is all like “ sir this is a Wendy’s” how long till “ A system of cells interlinked within / Cells interlinked within cells interlinked” we need to fight back and melt the ice faster not slower! The shadow government wants to keep arc of the covenant hidden in Antarctic but i say “ de took der job’s!” We need to fight back against the man! We will burn down the mans house with a combustible lemon! So here’s a message for you Home Depot I will take off my pink frilly dress in the middle of the store and rock out with my cock out. Now Take me down to the Paradise City Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty!


Oh

won't you please

take me home

?

I dropped it. I'm already out of the bathroom now, and the laptop seems fine (I hope). Though, the top is a bit wet and gross.

I'm taking my laptop to the bathroom right now. This is a bad idea. I don't even remember why I was on e6 in the first place.