Furrin_Gok said:
Bam, found one: post #935802
Edit: This lead me to realize one already did exist, actually! post #886154

Sweet!

Oracle_of_Pelor said:
Well, combine gunships don't have r34 so yeah.

Just wait, blackmesajoe is eventually gonna give us high quality rule 34 of pretty much every alien thingamajig in half-life.

This got posted recently:
post #934888
..definitely didn't expect to see that.

I guess I can chalk that off the list. Gotta think of something to replace it with.

How about Rak Wraithraiser from the Tower of God manhwa? That seems to be a R34 fail, I can't find anything more questionable than this: http://img14.deviantart.net/6a88/i/2016/062/e/9/tower_of_god_rak_wraithraiser_by_muse_kr-d9trmmo.jpg

Found a new one. Kiba from Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm.

Can't seem to find any porn of her. Though honestly it might be hard to tell. Rather generic. Still! A failure all the same.

Here's one: That Spider Queen from Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon. She's especially cute after Luigi frees her from the Possessor ghost.

Furrin_Gok said:
Here's one: That Spider Queen from Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon. She's especially cute after Luigi frees her from the Possessor ghost.

... Pardon the potential coincidence, but did you draw inspiration for this question, from ChuggaConroy's video of Dark Moon that was literally uploaded today? If not, that is eerily coincidental...

Siral_Eurgh-xan said:
... Pardon the potential coincidence, but did you draw inspiration for this question, from ChuggaConroy's video of Dark Moon that was literally uploaded today? If not, that is eerily coincidental...

I was reminded about her from that video, yes, but I thought about it when I first played the game, too.

...I know he's popular, but I'm surprised to get such a quick response referring to his video

Dave and Mia from Morphic. It's a Pokemon fanfic, one that's had a sudden surge of popularity over the past few years. These two are basically a couple as of the most recent extra, and the two have had a lot of UST since they first appeared together.

Flygon_P330 said:
and the two have had a lot of UST since they first appeared together.

What is "UST?"

Furrin_Gok said:
What is "UST?"

Unresolved Sexual Tension.

Bumping, any drawfriends here capable of doing the ones mentioned? Requesting Morphic Rule 34, specifically. Drawings of the characters for reference can be found on the author's art blog, antialiart.

Oh, and the NES Godzilla Creepypasta.

Flygon_P330 said:
Oh, and the NES Godzilla Creepypasta.

Hey, that's a good one! Here's the character list

Apparently, some of these characters even made it into the fanmade game, Colossal Kaiju Combat.

Talisman board game r34 is a rarity. Anyone found anything good of it?

So, apparently cockroaches aren't sacred but the Cockroach Pokemon is? Kind of surprised we have no Wimpod porn yet.

I absolutely want some art of Mooshi from Starbound. I'm actually looking a bit at artists who might do requests of this nature (a bit short on money so commissioning is a last-resort).

This is a weird one, but I haven't seen any gay or solo art of Zinyak from Saints Row 4... It's a crime, really. They gave him so much "sex appeal" (SR4 players know what I'm talking about).

Skells from Xenoblade Chronicles X are among the failures of rule 34. Yet you end up finding tons of skeletons tagged as "Skell" even though Skells and Skeletons are nothing alike. People need to use proper tags, not silly ones, on more sites than just e621.

Playing through more of the game, what about the sapient species of the Man-on, or the indigen dog-like Grex? This game's a goldmine for unique species that would make great porn.

Am I just good at finding these or the only one who cares?

Rescue Bots. While the initial cast of robots was male, there's at least one female among them now, and gender really hasn't been enough to stop anybody before (Even if it otherwise would have been, there's rule 63).

There's no porn of Jenny the monkey from Big Guy and Rusty. Massive failure for rule 34. She's a talking monkey with great personality!

Furrin_Gok said:
Am I just good at finding these or the only one who cares?

There's just so much of it..
In my experience, rule 34 is rarely true. Pretty much only the most popular stuff gets drawn.

...I could list of thousands of characters from games and comics who've never been drawn, and never will be. One random example: Zendo from Laser Lords.

Gimme a sec...

• Weasels - Conker's Bad Fur Day
• Candie Chipmunk
• Big Top
• MC Bally-Hoo
• Bonechill
• Boneheads
• Bonetail
• Bootler
• Bouldergeist
• Bowyer
• Bozzo
• Broque Madame
• Broque Monsieur
• Bundt
• Sky Kid (NES)
• Mappy-Land (NES)
• Rockin' Kats (NES)
• Gasp!
• Scaldera, Moldarach, Koloktos, Levias, Bilocyte, Lanayru, Eldin, Argorok, Warbane, Diababa, Fyrus, Stallord, Blizzeta, Armogohma, Stalmaster, Scervo, Magmanos, Moldorm, Dreadfuse, The Imprisoned
• Gu Huo Niao, Bai Suzhen, Ame no Uzume, Leanan Sidhe
• Goht, Molgera, Gohdan, Gohma, Kalle Demos, Phantom Ganon, Barinade
• Dingonek
• Gun-Nac
• Emu
• Most Yu-Gi-oh! monsters
• Most Duel Masters monsters
• Most Magic the Gathering monsters
• Kobushi
• Pearlie
• Rusty and Sandy
• Touché Turtle
• Rocket: Robot on Wheels
• Space Station: Silicon Valley
• ClayFighter
• Chameleon Twist
• Roary the Racing Car
• Robocar Poli
• Tayo the Little Bus
• Masha and the Bear
• Nerds and Monsters
• Camp Lakebottom
• Numb Chucks
• Slugterra
• Watinga
• Zoobles
• CTR: Trophy Girls
• Ollie
• Caramello Koala
• Freddo Frog
• Tyrone the T-Rex (from the "Chomp" chocolate bar)
• Zhu Zhu Pets
• Xia-Xia
• Polly the Porcupine
• The Adventures of Cookie & Cream
• Rapid Rabbit
• Quick Brown Fox
• The Twisted Tales of Spike McFang
• Paw Paws
• crochet
• Voodoo Vince
• Spectrobes
• Bronkie the Bronchiasaurus
• Radical Rex
• Packy and Marlon
• Lady Sia
• Meteos
• Peggle

One thing I know that R34 has failed is, well, R34 of Legend Of Kage. (NES and LoK 2 on DS)

Obscure series helps it stay hidden, I guess.

GameManiac said:
Anyone familiar with the land before time? First movie made by Don Bluth, followed 13 sequels and a TV series?

You know how many times those children dinosaurs cheated death and escaped getting eaten? You'd think there'd be some vore of that or something.

I've come across some of Ducky. Before you ask, yes. It included her catch phrase.

BlueDingo said:

• Peggle

There's Peggle. http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/peggle/1 I think I've seen more of the unicorn and the tophat rabbit from it.

Can't find any of Rasta Banana though

Plucka Duck

Nightmare, the Galloping Ghost*, and a supporting character and sometimes co-star of Casper the Friendly Ghost. Kind of surprising an MLP fan hasn't tried their hand at her, so it's kind of a double failure. :p

\* You can't beat this dead horse.

Clawstripe said:
\* You can't beat this dead horse.

Well, you can if Rule 63 has its way with her.

Let's see... There's no site relevant R34 of Princess Remedy, does that count?
It's a game where you can choose to marry (or date, in the prequel) any of the NPCs.

By the way, the first game is free. I recommend playing it.

I kind of want to see more Trico artwork. Preferably more vore.

They are "man-eating beasts" after all.

GameManiac said:
I kind of want to see more Trico artwork. Preferably more vore.

They are "man-eating beasts" after all.

There's are porn images, no failure there.

I have kept quiet about characters without rule34, because especially if I genuinely like a piece of entertainment, I do not want to see them sexualized.

There are still so many things that will luckily possibly never get rule34 because of them being not so well known.

However it seems like poor barista_(rhythm_heaven) was caught in it, I guess it being inevitable after there's now four games released in game series. RIP.

Clawstripe said:
\* You can't beat this dead horse.

BlueDingo used Odor Sleuth!
Nightmare, the Galloping Ghost was identified!

I can now.

BlueDingo said:
BlueDingo used Odor Sleuth!
Nightmare, the Galloping Ghost was identified!

I can now.

Pretty sure Beat Down is a dark type, and therefore supereffective agaisnt Ghosts, not no effective.

Furrin_Gok said:
Pretty sure Beat Down is a dark type, and therefore supereffective agaisnt Ghosts, not no effective.

What about submission and pound?

Also, Beat Down does typeless damage, not dark damage.

BlueDingo said:
What about submission and pound?

Also, Beat Down does typeless damage, not dark damage.

(Actually I had it wrong it's Beat Up, not Down)
Oh, wow, didn't know the hits themselves were typeless.

On topic, what about the koopa clown copter? There's been porn which had it off to the side, but never porn of the clown car itself. It has a face that changes expression, even, which has been enough for other "species"!

Furrin_Gok said:
On topic, what about the koopa clown copter? There's been porn which had it off to the side, but never porn of the clown car itself. It has a face that changes expression, even, which has been enough for other "species"!

You mean koopa_clown_car?

post #888128

BlueDingo said:
You mean koopa_clown_car?

post #888128

Ah, darn. That counts. Just a failure of rule 63 now.

Mia not having Rule 34 has been rectified, ignore my previous post. My icon has a link to some, enjoy! (My posts also include a ref sheet of her, for those interested in drawing some more.)

There is surprisingly little rule 34 of the characters from Humongous Entertainment games. The main characters each have a bit, but almost no side characters do.

Surprised there aren't more Putt-Putt characters getting their exhaust pipes reamed by dragons, really.

Surprisingly, there actually is some of Orly's Draw a Story. I was surprised by that.

Clawdragons said:
There is surprisingly little rule 34 of the characters from Humongous Entertainment games. The main characters each have a bit, but almost no side characters do.

Surprised there aren't more Putt-Putt characters getting their exhaust pipes reamed by dragons, really.

Surprisingly, there actually is some of Orly's Draw a Story. I was surprised by that.

Nothing from Finding Nemo, pretty much.

The family from Mole Mania is underrepresented in general, which isn't too surprising given the relative obscurity of the game but there's almost zero fanart to be found at all. In fact it may be the single least known work Miyamoto's ever been involved in, which is unfortunate because there are some really nice design touches throughout

I found a picture of a Bafomdad in a swimsuit, but I could find no actual Bafomdad porn.

Considering they share a game with Krystal, who's taken more dicks than [insert disparaging analogy about OP's family - oh wait, that's me!], it's actually quite surprising there isn't anything of them (at least that I could find).

zabivaka. oh wait....

drakosacerdos said:
zabivaka. oh wait....

ФИФА и Министерство иностранных дел Российской Федерации немедленно запросить удаление этого поста.

Lance_Armstrong said:
ФИФА и Министерство иностранных дел Российской Федерации немедленно запросить удаление этого поста.

На английском, пожалуйста?

BlueDingo said:
На английском, пожалуйста?

Mind telling us what you guys just said, or is that a secret? <_<

HypnoBitch said:
Mind telling us what you guys just said, or is that a secret? <_<

I asked "In english, please?" because I don't speak russian.

BlueDingo said:
I asked "In english, please?" because I don't speak russian.

Oh. Lol.

No Rule 34 of Bambino the Monkey King from Toriko

Every time that Bo Jackson commercial comes on TV, I'm reminded again that there's never been porn of the Tecmo bunny, who actually even shows up briefly in the commercial.

notnobody said:
Every time that Bo Jackson commercial comes on TV, I'm reminded again that there's never been porn of the Tecmo bunny, who actually even shows up briefly in the commercial.

Or Titus the Fox.

Game info
What he looks like (Hah, the camel's snout looks like a bum.)

Pajama Sam x Darkness. Never seen that.

kamimatsu said:
Pajama Sam x Darkness. Never seen that.

No particular ships, just the characters.

Furrin_Gok said:
No particular ships, just the characters.

Okay. I've come across Pajama Sam thanks to 4chan, but I've never seen Darkness (from the same game series).

post #1109487 post #1106073
So, we've got the Golden Lion statue and the female Rabbitling(?) from Super Mario Odyssey, but what about the Chef Bros? Those fork guys, the Mexican Fiesta fellows, even the sentient cap. I expected trailer day porn of at least the hat.

I did searches for Hiram McDaniels. I'm surprised there is none. How does the Internet not have porn of him? He's literally a five-headed dragon.

post #1108576 post #1106352
Didn't realize we had a tag for super mario odyssey, looks like the hat and even the chef bird have porn.

Bloons. As in, those games where you pop balloons with monkeys.

Nobody ever got 'wet' (eh? ehh?? eh.) to the Aquazoid?

that's about as obscure a ruling can go, I can't really even find any decent source material to work from

Holly Lingerbean. Half Genie Actually a ghost from the 1/2 Genie Hero game, and while she only appears in an "Elven" genie form, there's also Wilbur, the giant cycloptic sandworm.

Phylax said:
Nobody ever got 'wet' (eh? ehh?? eh.) to the Aquazoid?

that's about as obscure a ruling can go, I can't really even find any decent source material to work from

What the heck is Aquazoid?

Thought of yet another one.
Byakuren from Suikoden V.

Hrm. I'd consider commissioning a pic of her, but artists who can draw feral snakes well are few. And their schedules are always full.

No r34 of a shitload of mario enemies/yugioh monsters/world of warcraft mobs/.hack enemies/pretty much anything you give passing glances to over the course of a lengthy rpg

A lot of objects haven't been R34'd yet either. I nominate this stubby holder.

Here's what she looks like once she has a beer in her. She's a cool girl who like to feel your touch and handle your drink.

Furrin_Gok said:
What the heck is Aquazoid?

A fiberoptic-laden waterslide from the mid-atlantic that had a bunch of billboards illustrating some apocalyptic battle between the eponymous aquatic dragon and anthropomorphic protagonist duck; much of these have since been removed but those webbed claws always stuck with me

it debuted in '97, I believe same summer as Anthrocon...maybe there was something in the air (or rather water supply) that year

Roo from Streets of Rage 3.

A cute character called Viktiér from the webcomic KiLA iLO doesn't seemed to have spawned any r34 yet; thinking I might even change this fact myself since no one has seemed to yet.

Cadbury aliens please.

treos said:
tbh, compared to starbound, i'm not sure what could be expected of terraria in regards to porn. starbound has more and different types of NPC's whereas terraria just has humans and monsters pretty much. aside from a few (like 5 or so) unique NPCs.

Does Papyrus giving the talk to Undyne while playing Terraria count?

The Gobbledok
Wait, Watch, Walk birds (I don't know their names)
So many footy mascots...
Bundy Bear
Tiger the Lobster, the NZ equivalent to Sid the Seagull.

There's probably a ton of others.

Yo Gorilla and various other characters.

Aleksandr Orlov and Sergei from Compare the Meerkat.

Candlestick telephone. You used to see these all the time in old Mickey Mouse cartoons.

You could almost name this thread "The Failures of E621" because the majority of the things I've named and many of the things other people have named aren't here at all, even in safe art. That or it is here and no one's tagged it yet.

Thanks to Clawdragons (Forgive me, claws!) I actually became curious if the insect-world of Hollow Knight inspired anything, but nope, it didn't. It's a fairly new game, and one I never saw any advertisment for myself, so it makes sense that it would take a bit more time than others.

Hewdraw From Kid Icarus. Only one result in r34, but the picture doesn't resemble the character. Pretty shocking considering the popularity of the franchise.