Topic: The Failures of Rule 34

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There's no Dragamonz porn other than a vore pic on FurAffinity (which also happens to be more-or-less the only fanart of the series at all). The show is loaded with Spyro-the-dragon-esque dragons, which seems like prime rule 34 material to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn-VfH_96gA <- the show I'm talking about

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theres no chomusuke from konosuba porn...

We still need more jibanyan and theres nothing of the other cat yokai aside a few... komas hogging the attention as usual.

No cat sith in boots from futurecard

Some characters that I've seen little to no art of:

Indiana Ambereyes (I haven't watched MLP in years so idk the character exactly but I saw her on one of those daily furry character accs and thought she looked nice. Although the acc got the name wrong according to the MLP wiki but even under the right name I found nothing on e6)

Dave, mascot for Dave banking (I drew art of him but it got deleted by e6 because it didn't get approved in a month.

Drawful owl

Frank from Infinity Train

Skids, Jellystone version (She's originally from Heyyy, It's The King but I don't think there's art of that version either)

The Reviewnicorn

Slow and Steady dog

The Juice My Car Raccoons from the We Bare Bears movie

Cher Ami from The Aviators , a 2008 animated movie made about a story from WW1

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I was pretty surprised to find that no porn of anyone from the game Griftlands has been made. I mean heck, it came out in 2019! It's a real pity too, as they have some interesting alien races (including slug people!)

Personally I'm mostly interested in the wookie-like Jarackle race, and in Flekfis in particular. Look at that strong shaggy boi! D=

Furries are supposed to be fast with new Rule 34, but despite being a new high-profile AAA game released a couple days ago, there's so little with Metroid Dread's new birds. There's nothing (here) for Quiet Robe. Even Raven Beak seems to have just 3 posts, only one of which is actually porn.

jockjamdoorslam said:
A few I've been waiting for:

The horny chameleon from Bojack Horseman
Mojo the J2O alpaca
The SilentNight hippo and duck
The Space Coyote from The Simpsons
Gypsy the moth from A Bug's Life

Revisiting this a year and a half later, space_coyote_(the_simpsons) now has porn, but no luck for the others. I'm not surprised about the first three, but I just can't believe there's nothing of Gypsy.

user_860811 said:
Some characters that I've seen little to no art of:

Indiana Ambereyes (I haven't watched MLP in years so idk the character exactly but I saw her on one of those daily furry character accs and thought she looked nice. Although the acc got the name wrong according to the MLP wiki but even under the right name I found nothing on e6)

Gee, I guess bronyism truly is dead if the franchise can throw out six official anthro dogs and none of them attract any art. I've found one pic of Indiana Embereyes (It looks like Embereyes is actually correct), but it looks like you're the one who commisioned it, kudos!

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alice hiiragi; there exists UNDER one hundred images of her, probably not even 74. This is excluding fanfiction that is all text and audio files.
Alice Hiiragi is a win win for both furries and normies, having a human form, a human shadow form, and a shadow bunny form with NEON toes that sparkle rainbow-ish pink colors, it should be a win win for everyone, even furries. Yet I was only able to find a very few videos on pornhub, and an literal palm-full of things on FA, and one high quality "foot fetish" image, count it: ONE on deviantart.

tirsiak_ingolf said:
alice hiiragi; there exists UNDER one hundred images of her, probably not even 74. This is excluding fanfiction that is all text and audio files.
Alice Hiiragi is a win win for both furries and normies, having a human form, a human shadow form, and a shadow bunny form with NEON toes that sparkle rainbow-ish pink colors, it should be a win win for everyone, even furries. Yet I was only able to find a very few videos on pornhub, and an literal palm-full of things on FA, and one high quality "foot fetish" image, count it: ONE on deviantart.

Where are you finding these images at all? There's nothing under alice hiiragi here.

furrin_gok said:
Where are you finding these images at all? There's nothing under alice hiiragi here.

rule34xxx (handfull of images)
furaffinity (Palm-full of images)
Pornhub (One 3D animation)
Deviantart (ONE high detailed foot fetish image)

jockjamdoorslam said:
Revisiting this a year and a half later, space_coyote_(the_simpsons) now has porn, but no luck for the others. I'm not surprised about the first three, but I just can't believe there's nothing of Gypsy.

Gypsy finally got a lewd earlier this year (I also found a couple of sketches from 2016, but unfortunately they wouldn't pass the quality check here), so I'll throw out a few more names that haven't been sullied by the brush of Rule 34 yet:

Three come to mind. Two being game characters. PopCap's scifi puzzle game AstroPop had multiple characters to play as, and one was a cute alien girl. I've never seen any r34 of her, ever. The second is from a mobile game named Kasumi: The Furry Assassin (as best as I can remember the name) featuring an anthro Japanese fox with a katana that had high r34 potential. But I've only seen like two images and neither are lewd. One is just slightly suggestive. The game's since been pulled from the Google Play Store for some reason, and it's hard finding anything about it anymore

I WAS going to include Cinemark's anthropomorphic cat (former) mascot Front Row Joe and his crew, including his gf Popcorn Penny and the pink theater usher cats, as in over 32 years I've never once found any lewds of any of them anywhere, but I checked e621 a few minutes ago and was absolutely gobstruck to see some that's been uploaded within the last few months. And they're done in the same style as the trailers perfectly. I mean, if one of the original animators came forward and said he did them, I wouldn't be surprised.

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Rabidragon from Yu-gi-oh

It's a rabbit-dragon hybrid! Rabbit! Dragon! Big and mean-looking too.
There's no way anybody can escape.

But I only found five pieces on pixiv, none on Inkbunny. None r-18.

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Newer creation (just released over a month ago), RATUZ. Besides the muscular rat dude who's front and center, there are several other characters who are just actual furries. And yet, not a single post on Furaffinity or any of the other usual furry sites. The closest I could find is this on Twitter, which for some reason was retweeted by the game's devs.

dripen_arn said:
i would mind a lot if someone lewded fin fin

Someone else who remembers Fin Fin? Yes! Fin Fin was always my go-to mental example of a rule 34 exception, and never expected to see a mention. I remember having a Fin Fin plushie that I loved when I was a young girl, though I don't know that I ever got the program to work right.

So glad to see someone mention Fin Fin, you have no idea.

Speaking of Windows 9x virtual pet games, there was an old game to advertise Cap'n Crunch cereal where you briefly raised critters called "crunchlings". I checked to see if they had any 34 because a YTP by DaThings made some adult jokes about them using the game's bonus CD audio track as a source, and that search turned up dry.

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Sherlotta from Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Echoes of Time. While her initial appearance is just that of a human with a cat's tail, she's actually a full on black cat. Very motherly to the player character.

I'll just edit my own comment to add more but Buster the dog from Wander Over Yonder is incredibly cute and he (she?) isn't corrupted yet.

Nearly every monster from the game Monster Crown. I have drawn one myself, which is no longer public, and I also commissioned one a while ago: https://inkbunny.net/s/2607253
I really like this game, and I know certain monsters would be right up a furry's alley!

Also, Sweetie Bird. I have seen exactly 1 R34 with her, and it's over 11 years old. She's adorable and cool. Maybe she'll get more attention once that reboot is out.

While there's a fair amount of art of AFK Arena's characters, I'm surprised Anasta isn't among them. Like... come on, she's one of the only full-on anthro females we see in the game. Most of the other female half-animal characters are closer to nekomimi.

...also bumping because I myself am trying to brainstorm drawing ideas.

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lendrimujina said:
While there's a fair amount of art of AFK Arena's characters, I'm surprised Anasta isn't among them. Like... come on, she's one of the only full-on anthro females we see in the game. Most of the other female half-animal characters are closer to nekomimi.

...also bumping because I myself am trying to brainstorm drawing ideas.

Wow. Big strong lady. Nice

lacasadelosdibujosua said:
They should use the source, tag and blacklist system of e621.

you may have misunderstood the thread title, we're just talking about characters who don't have porn of them yet

but yeah i definitely agree, does phael not have a blacklist?

While it does exist, there is shockingly little porn of the serpentine from Ninjago, considering how big the show is in pop culture and how prevalent the serpentine are. Not to mention the amount thirst I see for them out and around the world wide web

Notable absences include:

Any Fangpyre characters
Most Constrictai characters (only 1 image with Skalidor)
Any Venomari characters
Any Vermillion characters

dubstepumbreon said:
While it does exist, there is shockingly little porn of the serpentine from Ninjago, considering how big the show is in pop culture and how prevalent the serpentine are. Not to mention the amount thirst I see for them out and around the world wide web

Notable absences include:

Any Fangpyre characters
Most Constrictai characters (only 1 image with Skalidor)
Any Venomari characters
Any Vermillion characters

It was popular in a younger demographic because it was COOL AND EDGY like the ninja turtles, but also flashy and plastic because legos.

A series is only gona see a significant amount of porn if it is liked by adults which ninjago isn't. Mlp is the perfect example to illustrate that fact.

Far I know there's nothing for Maexxna from WoW, Charlotte from SAO or Earthbound Immortal Uru from Yu - Gi - Oh!

I was talking to a friend who mentioned this and I agree, there's a surprising lack of R34 for Girl Genius' nonhuman/non-Jager characters. At first there was just Krosp, but then we got Martellus' Sparkhounds and later Knights of the Hunt "werewolves", Franz the dragon as well as various scaled monsters, then the bear army, Lord Womble the anthro-unicorn, and all sorts of random background characters. Or the giant cat clanks if you want robos. Also most of the Jagers look "orc-ish" but there's a few with muzzles and one that's a big lizard-gator-thing.

Heck, even on more human-focused boorus there's not that much of the main cast either.

Honestly, the Dragon steel hybrid skin from Fortnite or whatever it's called, like it's a robot and dragon, I thought it'd have atleast something.

clawdragons said:
I'm a fan of Rule 34.

When I say that I mean that I often find rule 34 porn that I find very sexy (Pokemon, Puzzle and Dragons, Monster Hunter all come to mind), but also that seeing rule 34 of things, even when those things are not relevant to my personal interests, nonetheless makes me happy.

So to that end, I thought it might be fun to see what things rule 34 has failed to apply to. That is, things of which, to the best of anyone's ability to determine, porn does not exist.

Not talking "combinations" here, for the record, but single subjects.

So, post some things you've looked for porn of, and failed to find. Feel free also to prove someone else wrong, if you've seen porn of that thing, or if you want to make it, I guess. Maybe I'll maintain a list of the things which haven't been disproved if anyone but me enjoys this topic.

I'll start out with two:

Shinsoo - Maplestory

Scribbles the Wolf - Scribble Kibble

It might be more fun to stick to characters you think have good enough designs that someone might want to draw them for reasons other than filling a rule 34 quota, but hey, I leave that to your judgment.

*Edit: Because there has been a lot of misunderstanding of this point, this thread is for things for which absolutely no pornography exists. Zero. If the character you're thinking of has any r34 at all, it's not a proper failure of the rule.

my mom plays this mobile game called Bubble Witch. for shiggles i tried searching for her on r34 but never found a single piece of art.