Topic: The Failures of Rule 34

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I would consider renaming this thread Rule 35/rule 35 requests or something.

Rule 35: If it exists and there's no porn of it, it will be made

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I'm somewhat surprised there isn't any Skin Deep porn on here.

It has shapeshifting mythical critters that have a human, anthro, and natural form. Pure furry bait.

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BlueDingo said:
Which parts don't have any yet?

As far as I've seen? Basically any part not dealing with either the manticores or the rivalry between the Order of Death's Vigil and Kymon's Chosen. I think Coyotek is the only person I've seen draw any porn of it at all.

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There is, surprisingly art of a whole bunch of characters from Hollow Knight, including Willoh who is just adorable. However, there is no art of Unn that I can find.

To be fair, you only meet Unn for a brief moment, so I guess she qualifies as a minor character, but all the same she's weirdly adorable to me. I'd be up for some WIlloh X Unn art, though the odds of that happening are slightly less than negative zero.

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mr3 said:
Yep, I really want the player character r34ed (female and nude)
and the little adorable things things she makes with the Glowing womb http://hollowknight.wikia.com/wiki/Glowing_Womb

You mean 63'd? Rule 63 is the crossgender rule. There's already existing 34 art of the player character, but as far as I know no 63.

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SOLATOROBO SPOILERS:

Nero and Blanck's anthro forms. There's next to no art of them in general, which I guess makes sense since they were only like that in a couple of scenes, but considering how popular the game is with furries, I expected at least some lewds. Also keep in mind that if they're anything like their brother Red, those are their base forms.

And while we're on the subject of Rule 63 and Solatorobo, I've only ever seen one image of Red as a girl.

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This text made me think of this thread:

The creature yelling this at Phaethon was a thing out of a nightmare. From a large head, two necks reached down into two bodies, naked, male and female. The separate bodies of the one head were embraced in a jerking copulation.

Eventually, I realized that registered on my Giger counter. Sure enough, he's done something like that.

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One of the things I have seen unusually low on Rule34 has got to be an Elder Scrolls: Oblivion character named Dar-Ma.

To put things into context, she is a young woman (albeit a scaly one) kidnapped by a village of cultists. The player valiantly rescues the fair maiden and gets her back to safety. She from then onward calls the protagonist her hero and otherwise flatters them.

If there was a marrying feature just like in The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim I would have definitely chosen her if perhaps out of vanity for being hero worshipped by a single and ready to mingle young lady.

TLDR: Dar-Ma is a classic damsel in distress ripe for all kinds of Rule34.

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Pc_Genie said:
One of the things I have seen unusually low on Rule34 has got to be an Elder Scrolls: Oblivion character named Dar-Ma.

To put things into context, she is a young woman (albeit a scaly one) kidnapped by a village of cultists. The player valiantly rescues the fair maiden and gets her back to safety. She from then onward calls the protagonist her hero and otherwise flatters them.

If there was a marrying feature just like in The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim I would have definitely chosen her if perhaps out of vanity for being hero worshipped by a single and ready to mingle young lady.

TLDR: Dar-Ma is a classic damsel in distress ripe for all kinds of Rule34.

Porn DOES exist of Dar-Ma though. So it's not a proper failure.

Also edited the first post to make this more clear, because it seems to be a point that many people have gotten confused on.

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Fifi or Plumette, the feather duster from Beauty and the Beast (Fifi was her cartoon edition, Plumette the live action bird one).

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I know I have made some shitty hentai to fill the void that is the Dyna Blade boss from Kirby Super Star. Other than my post and another one lurking around r34, there is damn near nothing Dyna Blade related that is explicit.

Just upvote my posts I'm desperate

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Dynablade_Savior said:
I know I have made some shitty hentai to fill the void that is the Dyna Blade boss from Kirby Super Star. Other than my post and another one lurking around r34, there is damn near nothing Dyna Blade related that is explicit.

Just upvote my posts I'm desperate

Oh hey a failure rectified.

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I commissioned an image to fix a failure.

Behold, Queen Glory of the Rainwings, and her sloth companion Silver (who, because I'm dumb and forgot to look up details on, got rule63'd, though I have a proper version to upload later as well):

post #1401595

To replace it, I have something else.

On the gameboy game Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3... Well, to be honest there isn't art of most things from that game, but the one I wanted to point out is Bobo. Bobo cracks me up, because it looks like he just woke up with a hangover and does NOT want to deal with your crap right now.

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Clawdragons said:
I commissioned an image to fix a failure.

Behold, Queen Glory of the Rainwings, and her sloth companion Silver (who, because I'm dumb and forgot to look up details on, got rule63'd, though I have a proper version to upload later as well):

post #1401595

To replace it, I have something else.

On the gameboy game Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3... Well, to be honest there isn't art of most things from that game, but the one I wanted to point out is Bobo. Bobo cracks me up, because it looks like he just woke up with a hangover and does NOT want to deal with your crap right now.

I'll probably make both those characters in the future, but don't expect it anytime soon. I'm having financial trouble and I can't draw hentai on McDonald's wifi.

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Hey guys im back again with another R34 failure. This time its another baby video me and my son watched. It has these two children in animal pjs or whatever you wanna call them. Ava is super adorable and Dave is eh, im not into shota. lol
Either way they are technically furry.
Thanks guys!

Ava
Dave
Dave and Ava
Youtube Videos of Them

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there are some bastions where rule34 couldn't touch despite being well known and thus proving there is a higher power among us

the blob
the master from fallout
cowman (critical)
super kami guru
glitch from metal arms

I want to say moon man but i'll be wrong

now that out of the way I just realized i played a game that was a spoof of the bard tales and their hardly anything on it especially on a character named Caleigh that turns into a demon that even the bard himself said was kinda hot. I didn't find the character game play look appealing, but I donated alot of gold to the priest that It opened most of the gallery and I kinda have to agree at that point.

also the Mu-on'na from inyashu since it had vore potential

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I don't play the games, but Echo from Skylanders is the only dragon from the series I haven't seen rule 34 of.

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There are almost no numans (or newmans) from the Phantasy Star series here (I have seen one that might be Nei).

I have seen some out there of the characters from the original series (which also features Motavians which would fit in here even more than the numans) but it's not too much. It is a pretty old series from SEGA though so it's understandable.

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The mistmantle chronicles, a book series about an island with intelligent ferals (squirrels, otters, hedgehogs, moles) living in a roughly mediaval society. Could definitly make for some good feral/feral action.

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There is nothing of fingermouse. Does anyone remember fingermouse?

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I’m a little surprised that a lot of comics I’ve read like Zits, Foxtrot, etc.

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I'm surprised that there isn't anything for a game called 'Crusaders of the lost Idols"... fun game -- for an idle/clicker game, anyway.. it's got a lot of cute and neat character design... including a lot of non-human characters. Yet.. There doesn't' even seem to be (much) fanart--yet this is a popular enough game that their other game is a Dungeons and Dragons clicker/idle game.

Just, weird.

I mean, look at her: post #1469570

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I understand that she has a very much human appearance, but Muonna, the UnMother from Inuyasha, literally pulled him into her boobs. I'm surprised there's nothing of her, even on Pixiv.

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searching around, I haven't seen anything related to the Axesaurus or it's two relatives from the Dragon Quest series, although there is art of other monsters and characters from other games on here. please help I've been playing too much Dragon Quest as of late

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Genjar

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Coffey25 said:
searching around, I haven't seen anything related to the Axesaurus

Yeah, that's a bit odd, considering that the recruitable one in DQ6 had a crush on the protagonist.

I remember searching for that a couple of years back. There's some R18 on pixiv, but it's low-quality, not good enough to upload here.

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Genjar said:
Yeah, that's a bit odd, considering that the recruitable one in DQ6 had a crush on the protagonist.

I remember searching for that a couple of years back. There's some R18 on pixiv, but it's low-quality, not good enough to upload here.

18, which1 is that ?

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Surprisingly little content of the cult classic Rock & Rule, only a few bits of sfw content (which I uploaded myself).

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I'm not sure if i'm just not looking in the right places, but I haven't ever found lewds of Saru from Star Trek: Discovery.

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Brutus from Animal Crossing.
Granted, that might be because he doesn't actually exist.
On another note, while there's a pitifully small amount of porn of Courtney (ProjectSNT)'s avatar on Youtube, there is absolutely no porn of her SPECIAL] old Sonic OC, S.N.T.

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I would love to see porn of the following characters. It's not even touched by Rule34 either. :3

  • Olivia from Oggy and the Cockroaches.
  • Emoticats from Facebook stickers.
  • Shaun the sheep.

It would be an honor if some pro-artists make porn of these. ^^

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The Moorwen from Outlander. The movie was a fun watch and the Moorwen was notable. I've looked all over, and could find zero adult art. It's been a decade, you'd figure by now there would something.

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~Troupe-d'ArtBETA said:
When I was more younger, I used to HATE the idea of porn before realizing it's all part of fantasy. You can think of why.

Pokemon~ Creating a lot of subplots on the internet.
Zootopia~ Rule 34 ruined that for me.
Late 80's / Early 90's cartoons with anthropomorphic characters~ Definitely that one, but I don't mind it.

So, what exactly didn't get any rule 34 from any of those that you were hoping would?

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~Troupe-d'ArtBETA said:
I've just thought I'd share my experiences back than, but has changed now. Still hoping that the NSFW artwork isn't canon to the characters, it's objectifying, imo. Thanks for the concern! ^_^

That's not what this thread is about. Rule 34 is "If it exists, there is porn of it." A failure of rule 34 would be there not being porn of it.

I haven't seen anything of the Castlevania Amphisbaena/Diplocephalus (the Amphi-name is from Portrait of Ruin and Diplo- from Symphony of the Night) or Peeping Eye..

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Just recently I was thinking of making a thread called, "Things rule 34 DID forget." Despite the if it exists theres porn of it, that statement is not 100% true. It's more like, if it's main stream, theres porn of it.
I dont know if too many remember a show that still comes on HBO Family called, Happily Ever After, Tales for Every Child. There was a lot of material to go off with that show and yet you find nothing on it.

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There is zero porn of *anything* having to do with the game; Raiders of the Broken Planet. Like not even rule34.paheal.net has anything.

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