Topic: The Failures of Rule 34

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Frigis said:
Pretty shocking considering the popularity of the franchise.

Kid Icarus is a popular franchise?

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Genjar

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Any character from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid in their real form. ...there's thousands of R18-rated posts of the series on pixiv, but all of them are of the monster girl forms.

It's literally about a horny lesbian dragon maid. That's a pretty major Rule 34 failure. Sheesh.

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Haven't been able to find any of the Luminoths from Metroid Prime 2.

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Genjar said:
Any character from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid in their real form. ...there's thousands of R18-rated posts of the series on pixiv, but all of them are of the monster girl forms.

It's literally about a horny lesbian dragon maid. That's a pretty major Rule 34 failure. Sheesh.

That's a pretty impressive failure. And one that I find personally unfortunate, considering lesbian dragons would be relevant to my interests.

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Linzolle said:
Haven't been able to find any of the Luminoths from Metroid Prime 2.

Agreed. I've uploaded safe images in the hopes of encouraging artists but I may need to commission something.

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The Good Boy/Satan from Welcome to Night Vale. He is a puppy.

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Popolocrois. I get it, most of the game is humans, but in Return To Popolocrois: Story of Seasons, the "Harvest Moon" of the series, one of the main party members is a female blue wolf (creatively named "Blue Wolf"), who is very affectionate to the protagonist.

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There's r34 of everything I would want of. But my problem is that I almost only enjoy "human male on female feral" (with vaginal penetration but not anal) and there's just too few of this. To begin with, anthro is always more common than feral, and anal seems to be also more normal than vaginal. And to make it worse, a big percentage of what exists of this is poorly drawn, so my material is very limited.

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Linzolle said:
Haven't been able to find any of the Luminoths from Metroid Prime 2.

Woah what for real? This is going on my to-do list, I fucking love the Metroid Prime series. I wonder if there's anything for the other playable characters in the MP: Hunters game. If not I'm totally drawing Trace's needle dick first :3c

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ckgjkjj6 said:
To begin with, anthro is always more common than feral

This might have something to do with humans generally being sexually attracted to things that look human, anthros being somewhat human-shaped. The chance of something being made is usually proportional to the number of people who like it, though exceptions do exist.

The simple fact is, most people are not attracted to feral animals, and the limited availability of human on feral porn is related to that.

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BlueDingo said:
The simple fact is, most people are not attracted to feral animals, and the limited availability of human on feral porn is related to that.

It's worth mentioning that the numbers are probably lower than they might otherwise be due to societal pressures. Many people would argue that sexual attraction towards nonhuman animals is bad, so people that might otherwise have some interest that way would be discouraged from creating or commissioning art.

Now, admittedly, there is also a taboo against explicit images of anthropomorphic animals, but I think the taboo is much weaker.

I really don't want to get into the morality of either situation right now - please, let's avoid that - but it's important to recognize that there is an effect there.

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Yeah I know why this is the way it is, I just wanted to express my personal struggle.

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RlctntFr said:
There's not nearly enough r34 of Palace Pets

The question isn't whether or not there is "enough", but whether or not there is "any". If there is any, even if you don't feel it's enough, it's not a failure of the rule.

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Shimmer and Shine. Haven't watched it myself, but I've seen sponsored items, and they're apparently arabian "human" genies similar to Shantae, but with a lot less fanservice.

Sure, again, humans aren't our thing, but there were definitely animals among the sponsored imagery.

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There's nothing, whatsoever, of Crashlands. The main character is muscular and masculine, yet female, which I'd think would grab the attention of cuntboy lovers.

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with all the dragon art hosted here, i find it hard to believe that there is not a single pic of Shadroth on e621. R34 or otherwise.

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So me and my son was watching our daily baby videos and then this channel came on called PinkFong, I didn't think anything of it until their mascot came on and then i went straight to e621 to see if they had any pictures of her, sadly not. then i tried R34 and still nothing.
Seems Pinkfong is under the radar for right now until i expose it on here! (Hopefully)

Here

Also Here

And Here

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LifesLoser said:
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i find it astonishing not only a furry has a son, but the same furry immediately looks for porn of the mascot their son was watching.

i guess anything is possible in 2017.

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I like to think of R34 as a cozy camp fire. If you make it just right, its nice and warm, but if you overdo it, it burns. IT BURNS. In any way, R34 should be managed with care if you want to create something good. Not everything goes well with R34, for example, not every Pokemon should have R34. I've seen one of Aegislash and it does not look any good (I'm too lazy to search for the original post). Some artists do experiment with R34 a lot, but then unpleasant R34 failures mostly follow.

Back to topic in search for the ridiculous porn, I wonder if Hotline Miami r34 is considered as furry? And does it even exist in first place. It could be either human strippers with animal masks, or characters turned into full-fledged anthros based on what animal masks they are wearing, then drawn in pornographic way.

Linicks said:
This is a weird one, but I haven't seen any gay or solo art of Zinyak from Saints Row 4... It's a crime, really. They gave him so much "sex appeal" (SR4 players know what I'm talking about).

Well... Talking about Saints Row R34, I'm pretty close in making one of F-69 VTOL (already have the artwork of it on my FA). And for other characters... Ah yes, R34 of professor Genki? Is that a thing?

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fewrahuxo said:
i find it astonishing not only a furry has a son, but the same furry immediately looks for porn of the mascot their son was watching.

i guess anything is possible in 2017.

Haha yes anything is possible! :3
And im a proud father of my little boy.
But eh yeah i'm just more curious to see if they actually had picture of her on r34 or on here but sadly i ws wrong, now im just burning with curiosity to see Pinkfong on here.

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Lance_Armstrong said:
This violates the rule and is TOTALLY INVALID.

Although that Pokemon is based off trash, that doesn't really necessarily make it bad. Its just that its concept is rather ridiculous. You can technically put boobs on anything, but, will it look any good? Will it arouse most of people? I mentioned Aegislash because there's nothing to be sexualized there. Unless you somehow "anthrofy" it first of course!

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DaxMarko said:
Although that Pokemon is based off trash, that doesn't really necessarily make it bad. Its just that its concept is rather ridiculous. You can technically put boobs on anything, but, will it look any good? Will it arouse most of people? I mentioned Aegislash because there's nothing to be sexualized there. Unless you somehow "anthrofy" it first of course!

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DaxMarko said:
I didn't say its not possible, its just dumb looking.

Also, this.

I'm well aware of Posexe's challenge, but his Aegislash isn't really anthro despite that.

And if you find it "Dumb looking," that's on you. It looks good to me. I specifically avoided thumbnailing the ones that I didn't like myself.

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DaxMarko said:
I mentioned Aegislash because there's nothing to be sexualized there. Unless you somehow "anthrofy" it first of course!

There are plenty of people out there who like sharp broadswords just the way they are.

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I have yet to see anything explicit relating to Unreal) despite how popular it was at the time. I suppose to be fair the rules of the internet didn't predate '02-'03. And makiing everything porn just wasn't a thing yet.

> Skaarj Queen
Them hips.

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Furrin_Gok said:
I'm well aware of Posexe's challenge, but his Aegislash isn't really anthro despite that.

And if you find it "Dumb looking," that's on you. It looks good to me. I specifically avoided thumbnailing the ones that I didn't like myself.

Not trying to offend the artists, but I'm pretty skeptical about some R34 attempts. I just find boob-shield there quite ridiculous looking. Like come on... *sigh* Alright... I won't question mentality behind that stuff anymore. I'll leave that to separate thread instead.

pewdiecrustlesspie said:
I have yet to see anything explicit relating to Unreal) despite how popular it was at the time. I suppose to be fair the rules of the internet didn't predate '02-'03. And makiing everything porn just wasn't a thing yet.

> Skaarj Queen
Them hips.

Or just Skaarj, really. I played through entire game and it was hard not to think about how they could be sexualized. Only problem is that there wasn't a clear representation of one, with those dated graphics, they look like lizards from distance, but when you get closer, they look like orc-ish insects things. Probably there's concept art of how they really look like to be found, as well for queen.

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DaxMarko said:
Not trying to offend the artists, but I'm pretty skeptical about some R34 attempts. I just find boob-shield there quite ridiculous looking. Like come on... *sigh* Alright... I won't question mentality behind that stuff anymore. I'll leave that to separate thread instead.

Or just Skaarj, really. I played through entire game and it was hard not to think about how they could be sexualized. Only problem is that there wasn't a clear representation of one, with those dated graphics, they look like lizards from distance, but when you get closer, they look like orc-ish insects things. Probably there's concept art of how they really look like to be found, as well for queen.

Concept art

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There is surprisingly little porn of Bojack Horseman, despite the critical acclaim it has gotten so far, and the already sexual nature of the series. Quite a number of characters seem to have no 34 of them at all.

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We need more TL;DR R34.

If anyone can cite any, that would be great!

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Si_288 said:
We need more TL;DR R34.

If anyone can cite any, that would be great!

TS;DU

That means Too Short, Didn't Understand. What are you talking about?

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Call me evil for saying this, but I've been actively searching numerous websites searching for Rule 34 of Dragon Brothers (Silvvy & Ebby.) The only piece I found was a rather... erm, unprofessionally drawn hyper-muscular anthro version found on furaffinity. Apologies if that was a rather harsh way of putting it.

Speaking of unprofessional, I actually went to as far as to making an explicit edit of Silvvy from another artist's piece a while back, but it was rather shoddy.
I'm not even sure as to why it still remains here, since I requested it to be removed a few months back.

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silverdragon89 said:
Call me evil for saying this, but I've been actively searching numerous websites searching for Rule 34 of Dragon Brothers (Silvvy & Ebby.) The only piece I found was a rather... erm, unprofessionally drawn hyper-muscular anthro version found on furaffinity. Apologies if that was a rather harsh way of putting it.

Speaking of unprofessional, I actually went to as far as to making an explicit edit of Silvvy from another artist's piece a while back, but it was rather shoddy.
I'm not even sure as to why it still remains here, since I requested it to be removed a few months back.

You requested its removal through a false flag--It's no "Inferior copy" when it's been edited to include something additional (The penis). Only way to request a takedown for an image that's been up is requesting a takedown.

That said, it's actually not a bad edit.

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Tongus, from Yokai Watch. In the second game, there's a scene where she's being assailed by a noblelady and her two man-mistresses, which lead to me checking for anything of her. Unfortunately, there seems to be nothing of any form.

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I was surprised they don't have any for Gidget (secret life of pets)

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BlueDingo said:
You have missed the point of this thread.

It is interesting to me how common that is for people to miss the point in this way, looking back over the thread.

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Clawdragons said:
It is interesting to me how common that is for people to miss the point in this way, looking back over the thread.

I wonder how many of the previous suggestions have since been depicted. I'm guessing not many.

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Started a new book series called Wings of Fire.

Here's some of the cover art. Rather nice, in my opinion.

Anyway, most of the characters have no 34 of them. I could find some of one of the SkyWing queens, and some of a couple NightWing characters, but nothing of the other various races (SeaWing, RainWing, MudWing, SandWing, IceWing). Not even talking specific characters here, there isn't even art of the various species.

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Clawdragons said:
Here's some of the cover art. Rather nice, in my opinion.

I keep seeing one of those dragons! Every time I open the app.

Let's pretend naming a failure of R34 was my primary purpose for posting: anything from Aarklash: Legacy. Wendaroo should be the best candidate. There's some rating:q non-porn of her.

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abadbird said:
I keep seeing one of those dragons! Every time I open the app.

That's the same book that got me to check out the series. Saw it in a bookstore, decided to check it out.

I wonder if that means that the tenth book is being advertised more heavily than previous ones? If that's the case, I'd be happy, because I think the series could use a bit more love.

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Castle Cats - All the recruitable characters are cats and cat hybrids.
Super Cat Bros. - Main characters are cats.
A Girl Adrift - Features some anthros (I saw 2 cats, a kangaroo and an octopus. There may be a few others.) and a wide range of weird-arse fish varieties.

Is anyone else using this thread to list characters, franchises, etc. that are missing art in general, or is it just me? We seem to lack Android/iOS content of any kind, let alone pornographic.

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Beep-0 from Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle.

Ms. Crawley from Sing.

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BlueDingo said:
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Whoops, forgot to check e621 again before posting. I checked furaffinity and inkbunny. Why do artists not post to proper galleries?
Thanks, man.

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I've been trying to commission some art to address the lack of Wings of Fire 34 of at least some of the characters, but I've been having trouble with the artists I've tried.

Do any of you know any artists who draw halfway decent dragons, but are on the cheap side? I'm not looking for anything particularly detailed, mind you - my first check was whether Troutsworth was accepting commissions, but sadly not.

Point being, a simpler style isn't a problem.

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Clawdragons said:
I've been trying to commission some art to address the lack of Wings of Fire 34 of at least some of the characters, but I've been having trouble with the artists I've tried.

Do any of you know any artists who draw halfway decent dragons, but are on the cheap side? I'm not looking for anything particularly detailed, mind you - my first check was whether Troutsworth was accepting commissions, but sadly not.

Point being, a simpler style isn't a problem.

Troutsworth does limited amounts of commissions at random times. You have to keep an eye out for it, he had some available just last Sunday. Unfortunately, being at random times isn't a reliable schedule, so finding somebody else may be useful.

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The rly fun and addictive mobile game franchise My Singing Monsters has surprisingly little nsfw content considering it's pretty well liked and popular. It was recently announced that they're making a cartoon for it so I wouldn't be surprised if we see more content for it once that hits. Would be neat to see stuff of the rly uniquely designed creatures in the game, as of now though it's quite uncommon to impossible to find content of most monsters minus a few.

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it's kind of odd how there's only two rule 34 pictures of Dalamadur from Monster Hunter, although I'm not really surprised because of how little you actually see of the monster in the game it shows up in; You only see the monster in four of the 200+ quests in the game.

facelessmess said:
The rly fun and addictive mobile game franchise My Singing Monsters has surprisingly little nsfw content considering it's pretty well liked and popular. It was recently announced that they're making a cartoon for it so I wouldn't be surprised if we see more content for it once that hits. Would be neat to see stuff of the rly uniquely designed creatures in the game, as of now though it's quite uncommon to impossible to find content of most monsters minus a few.

Paheal has 178 pictures of My Singing Monsters, so you can look there for more R34 of those characters.

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Coffey25 said:
it's kind of odd how there's only two rule 34 pictures of Dalamadur from Monster Hunter, although I'm not really surprised because of how little you actually see of the monster in the game it shows up in; You only see the monster in four of the 200+ quests in the game.

You missed the point of the thread. If there's so much as one image, it's not a failure.

facelessmess said:
The rly fun and addictive mobile game franchise My Singing Monsters has surprisingly little nsfw content considering it's pretty well liked and popular. It was recently announced that they're making a cartoon for it so I wouldn't be surprised if we see more content for it once that hits. Would be neat to see stuff of the rly uniquely designed creatures in the game, as of now though it's quite uncommon to impossible to find content of most monsters minus a few.

Which monsters have none whatsoever that you're interested in seeing?

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Furrin_Gok said:
Which monsters have none whatsoever that you're interested in seeing?

Rly just any of them in general (personally i'd like to see more of the werdos, tawkerr and parlsona, but they have 1 single piece of art so they dont count for this thread i suppose) but some of the ones currently lacking content that i'd want to see are:

  • arackulele (cool guitar playing bug)
  • boodoo (living skeleton dude)
  • fung pray (mushroom mantis)
  • fwog (armless 3 eyed frog monster abomination friend)
  • jeeode (living crystals)
  • quarrister (living chorus of rocks with multiple heads)
  • quibble (2 headed swan)
  • reebro (living brain)
  • scups (suction cups came to life)
  • wubbox (dupstep robot)
  • zynth (lightning bug synth monster)

Also almost all of the rare monsters (similar in concept to shinies in pokemon but more like them mixed with alolan regional variants as they can differ pretty heavily visually from their base forms, like how rare whisps have teeth with gaping mouths and actual dangling limbs with their alternate palettes while normal whisps lack any limbs and have normal palettes) have no content minus a few.

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Well I haven't seen porn of that other new monster game, the one that's almost an exact copy of pokemon. The one always advertising with that cute foxgirl..super monster league? I think that's what it's called.

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There exists zero drawn porn of Hedwig, Harry Potter's pet owl. Furaffinity has no porn, the paheal site only has three images with Hedwig only being next to someone nude, and this site flat-out has no images tagged with her. I thought someone would have at least made an anthrofied version of Hedwig. I did find plenty of (hopefully) joking fanfics pairing her with Snape, Crookshanks, Harry, Ron, Hagrid, Mr. Dursley, Tom Riddle, and the Sorting Hat. Still no art.

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Strikerman said:
There exists zero drawn porn of Hedwig, Harry Potter's pet owl. Furaffinity has no porn, the paheal site only has three images with Hedwig only being next to someone nude, and this site flat-out has no images tagged with her. I thought someone would have at least made an anthrofied version of Hedwig. I did find plenty of (hopefully) joking fanfics pairing her with Snape, Crookshanks, Harry, Ron, Hagrid, Mr. Dursley, Tom Riddle, and the Sorting Hat. Still no art.

That's quite surprising since even the sorting hat has one already.

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Tape it Up! - Might be a bit hard since it doesn't exactly have characters but I'm sure someone will find a way to make it work. If they can make porn of Tetris, they can make porn of this.

Cut the Rope - We have a few of Om Nom but all the characters introduced in the sequel are missing.

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Furrin_Gok said:
Try taking a look at that. Closest we have is huge boobs.

Sure, the best we have is that, but Rule34.xxx has actual porn of it.

Edit: We don't have any drop bears yet.

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