Topic: The Failures of Rule 34

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I don't care about lords mobile but...

There is no porn of the Death Archer? seriously??!

I know it's one of those boring real time strategy games that probably forces you to buy microtransactions and thats probably why no one has heard of her, but come on, that cat is THICK!

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FurLurker said:
I don't care about lords mobile but...

There is no porn of the Death Archer? seriously??!

I know it's one of those boring real time strategy games that probably forces you to buy microtransactions and thats probably why no one has heard of her, but come on, that cat is THICK!

I mean, what you linked is basically a pinup already.

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MyNameIsOver20charac said:
I mean, what you linked is basically a pinup already.

??? i dunno what you're seeing but i only linked a google search, not a single image.

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There's no porn of Gloomhaven that I can find, despite the game being fun as heck. A fairly wide range of species in it, too.

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Odd1sout/James has only 1 rule 34 post. So close, but it doesn’t make this forum, its quite impressive how there aren’t more of him, great YouTuber, though.

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VitriolicWithering said:
Odd1sout/James has only 1 rule 34 post. So close, but it doesn’t make this forum, its quite impressive how there aren’t more of him, great YouTuber, though.

That's not a failure.

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Furrin_Gok said:
That's not a failure.

I know that, I just felt like saying it anyways and it was 1 picture away from being one.

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There are a surprising number of dragons from Angels With Scaly Wings that still haven't gotten any porn, as far as I can tell. Even a fair few of the dragons you can go on one-off dates with.

Emera stands out as one particular example, given the massage that you give her in the game. Zhong is another. There's a bunch of others as well, but I'm not going to list them all.

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Hresvelgr from Bravely Default/Second. It is effectively a Feral Aircraft, in that it is a gigantic eagle with aircraft engines on its wings and aircraft windshields as its eyes.

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I know this thread is mostly about calling out specific characters who haven't been 34'd, but I'm going to actually call out a pairing that has been failed by R34.

Really surprised there isn't a single picture of Lola Bunny and Nick Wilde fucking. I mean...there are THOUSANDS of Zootopia images, surprised that no one thought about this matchup. Actually I know of one image that I will upload, but still...ONE!? There should be at least ten. It seems like a fairly natural pairing to me, literally just replacing one rabbit with a different one.

Clawdragons said:
There are a surprising number of dragons from Angels With Scaly Wings that still haven't gotten any porn...Emera stands out as one particular example.

Looked up that character and...yeesh...I can see why there hasn't been 34 yet...would take a bit of doing to make this thing sexy.

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Dyrone said:
Looked up that character and...yeesh...I can see why there hasn't been 34 yet...would take a bit of doing to make this thing sexy.

She's a bit less wonky looking when not trying to sit on a bench. She's an Earth Dragon, which means she's a quadruped, and really doesn't have any business sitting like that to begin with.

Here is a the massage scene she gets, where you can see she looks far less weird.

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Yeah...
It's kinda weird that Castle Cats still hasn't gotten some rule34.

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There's nothing of the Headmistresses from We Happy Few. Giant stationary robots that protect small parks and such by looking at people's pupils to make sure they're on their Joy.

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I will have a look through this thread and make a list on which failures i wanna fix

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You would be doing the Furry God's work, if so. Godspeed, glorious porn angel.

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There is nothing on my OCs yet. If you want to know what I'm talking about go look me up on Deviantart and yes I don't have shame.

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I can't seem to find any porn of Sin from Final Fantasy X.

Which, if true, is a pretty big failure. Way less obscure than most of the other ones I've mentioned, at any rate.

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There was nothing I could find on here of Laskshmi) from Final Fantasy XIV, despite her being a giant woman. In fact, the only Primal I could find any porn of after looking at every page under the Final_Fantasy_XIV tag was Bahamut.

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I have another stupid one!

Squealer from Shin Sekai Yori, but after [massive spoilers] undergoing the Eternal Hell punishment. He is basically transformed into what looks like a pulsing pile of offal or tumors. See this for an explanation, or skip ahead to here for reference material. This is seen in the final episode IIRC.

So I can laugh at the shock value and to one-up the tragic porn of nina_tucker.

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Poppet from Moshi Monsters
Feathertail from Warrior Cats
As someone else (surprisingly) said: Castle Cats
The Residents humanoid eyeball things
Bani the Kitty (that YouTube icon from the "Animal I Have Become" vid with blue hair)
Gwendolyn (or any character) from Nature Cat
More obscure Yo-Kai Watch characters
Talking Tom (he may have r34, I just never saw it)
The Loss guy (I forget his name and he might havs r34 I just never seen it)

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Dunno' whether or not this one's already been mentioned, 'cause holy shit, eleven pages...but one I've noticed is that I, at least, can't find any r34 pieces of Cleo the goldfish...

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I have yet to see anything related to Principal McVicker from Beavis and Butthead

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Genjar

Former Staff

Lost Eden - Old adventure game, one of those Dinotopia-like settings where humans coexist with dinosaurs. Would've had potential for human-on-feral considering that you had a few dinos in the party, but never saw any.

...ehh, maybe it's not fair to list old stuff. R34 fails 95% of time for pre-2000 stuff.

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To be honest, I compare Rule 34 with Xbooru, and two other sites called Rule 34. What I find lacking is that the one I frequent lacks porn that exists on the other sites, and porn that barley exists at all.

Talon-Static Shock (Only 2 images while other sites can have either less, the same, or 3 including duplicates.)

I cannot remember the sames but I have seen dozens of anime's I've stumbled upon when new images get posted on rule 34 that barely have 150 images, and some characters with only under 50 images even though they'd likely get more love if more images existed of them rather then images of stuff that has 1000+ already.

Some DC characters from the animated series barely have anything. (Banshee, the Sorceress that cursed Entrigone, etc.) Same with Marvel, Theres a few characters from the animated series like Sef that I know exist, but barely exists on rule 34 if at all.

Thats off the top of my head, but I know I have had many encounters of characters and series that are good that barely get any attention.

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Genjar said:
Lost Eden - Old adventure game, one of those Dinotopia-like settings where humans coexist with dinosaurs. Would've had potential for human-on-feral considering that you had a few dinos in the party, but never saw any.

...ehh, maybe it's not fair to list old stuff. R34 fails 95% of time for pre-2000 stuff.

Totally fair. You're bringing things to peoples' attention and maybe somebody will commision some. We're just only allowed to mention it once so that nobody's "begging" for that to happen.

I've noticed there's no porn, and hardly any art in general, of the Zeekeeper

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When I binge watched Hunter X Hunter and got to the chimera ant arc. I saw this minor character and I was thinking there'd probably be some r34 for every chimera ant.

Most of it was Neferpitou and the Cheetah guy. Pretty surprised considering how popular the show is.

Low-key sad about the bat.

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titanmelon said:
rule 34 should be revised to state, 'if it exists, there is really terrible porn of it'

Or revised to state: "Welcome to Rule34, if it exists, there is porn of it, unless it's banned content" -.-

Why people ban drawn or computer generated art that hurts nobody I will never understand.

I guess some people are so ego maniac control freaks that they can't sleep well unless they enforce their standards on everyone.

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There's surprisingly nothing of Ghoma, Armoghoma, or other ghoma variants.

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Lance_Armstrong said:

Good point.

I read the manga and don't remember the bat girl.

A lot of the chimera ants like the one I brought up only show up once or twice. In retrospect the lack of r34 would make sense. A lot of them were forgettable.

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Idk if anyone's said it yet, but Wizard of Legend is a game with some r34 potential I've yet to see tapped. Mostly the fire and ice bosses. Was super disappointed when I couldn't find anything.

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This isn't a specific character, but a medium. I was disappointed to find there is no counted-cross-stitch or embroidery R34 on here. There are four posts with the cross_stitch tag, but only two of them are real and they are all safe. I'm not very surprised because cross-stitching is time consuming, but it would be funny to see some.

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Well, there is this group of characters called Čtyřlístek, only known to a small part of the world.

Wikipedia article and image

Then there are characters from movie Monster Family - I have only seen a single picture and that was only with Fay

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I haven't been able to find any art of Kiba from the animated Mortal Kombat show.

I mean the show was hot garbage, but reasonably cute wolf.

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I only just now realized that, out of the six dragons in Chrono Cross, only the Water Dragon, Earth Dragon, and Black dragon have any art that can be considered R34 here. The Fire Dragon does have some R34, it's just available on FA; The Green Dragon and the Sky Dragon are the only two dragons I cannot find any R34 of; Doesn't help how the Green Dragon has such a generic name, alongside the Black Dragon also being generically named.

would it be technically seven dragons if the TimeDevourer's Dragon form counts as a Dragon, or would it be a different thing altogether considering the TimeDevourer's origin? I'm not sure if this whole part is relevant at all, but the most relevant part is that I cannot find any TimeDevourer R34 at all on here, Paheal, or FA.

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I never gave a shit about fnaf and i know the hype around the games died down but found out that chica had some sort of high school joke thing in one of the games, and this is how she looks like.

How the fuck does she have only like 3-5 images? she even squishes her boob in a scene at one point with her arm (involuntarily, not in a sexy manner but still). And has a pantyshot-ish part. and yeah, this isn't fanart or some fan game, the actual Scott somehow aproved this holy shit.

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I'm surprised there's still no porn of Toucan from Africa Salryman (african_office_worker). I mean, he's one of the 3 main characters, and being a pervert/womanizer is kinda his thing...

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The rule is "if it exists, there is porn of it".

Thankfully, there is no porn of me!...

yet

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At least here on e621 I haven't found anatomically_correct spider or spider_taur porn. I mean such, where the male tussels up sperm web balls to it's hands, then woos a female with them and proceeds to place the balls into an opening on her abdomen, while struggling not to be eaten by her.

I would have liked to have this kind of stuff as counter example material for arthropod_abdomen_genitalia.

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This one drives me completely batty. There's no porn of Hross from Out of the Silent Planet by C. S. Lewis. They're basically super-tall anthropomorphic otter / seal / beaver creatures.

It bothers me because because every time I read the book I think they sound super cute.

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Clawdragons said:
I'm a fan of Rule 34.

When I say that I mean that I often find rule 34 porn that I find very sexy (Pokemon, Puzzle and Dragons, Monster Hunter all come to mind), but also that seeing rule 34 of things, even when those things are not relevant to my personal interests, nonetheless makes me happy.

So to that end, I thought it might be fun to see what things rule 34 has failed to apply to. That is, things of which, to the best of anyone's ability to determine, porn does not exist.

Not talking "combinations" here, for the record, but single subjects.

So, post some things you've looked for porn of, and failed to find. Feel free also to prove someone else wrong, if you've seen porn of that thing, or if you want to make it, I guess. Maybe I'll maintain a list of the things which haven't been disproved if anyone but me enjoys this topic.

I'll start out with two:

Shinsoo - Maplestory

Scribbles the Wolf - Scribble Kibble

It might be more fun to stick to characters you think have good enough designs that someone might want to draw them for reasons other than filling a rule 34 quota, but hey, I leave that to your judgment.

*Edit: Because there has been a lot of misunderstanding of this point, this thread is for things for which absolutely no pornography exists. Zero. If the character you're thinking of has any r34 at all, it's not a proper failure of the rule.

anything from the game creativerse, created by playfulcorp.

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There's a line of toys called Sylvanian Families (aka Calico Critters) with super cute Animal Crossing-esque characters. They've been publishing 3D animations on their official youtube channel that are pretty well done.

There is a single post tagged Sylvanian Families (post #49092) so technically it's not a failure of the rule, but if we're going by individual characters there's a ton that haven't been touched on so I still count all of those. There's a lot of untapped potential with this property.

I know her face looks hideous but considering the internet has experience in bimbofying stuff, i am surprised that Holly Dolly doesn't have R34, she only has 4 pinups and some regular art in furaffinity but no rule 34

This isn't really a failure, so I shouldn't be posting in this thread, but... I just discovered an anime called Punch Line. We NEED rule 34 of Chiranosuke in his canon appearance (or at least I do): [link 1] [link 2] [link 3] [link 4] [link 5] Most adorable perverted cat ever, lol. Unfortunately all rule34 of him is anthrofied

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clover_(madagascar)
This one has a bit, but it's mostly solo or questionable. I want some sexy sex, goddammit!

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There is a sad shortage of Vi from Bug Fables. There is some but a lot (mostly with hyper butts) but that sassy bee deserves more (and better) art

There's no art of anything relating to Faeria which is very disappointing because there are a few characters I would like to see art of. Notably, immortal ladywolf Ruunin.

clawdragons said:
There's no art of anything relating to Faeria which is very disappointing because there are a few characters I would like to see art of. Notably, immortal ladywolf Ruunin.

Aww cmon man I don't have time to get addicted to another card game D:

:(

camkitty said:
Aww cmon man I don't have time to get addicted to another card game D:

:(

Looks like you gotta make time, then, because it's quite addicting.

Suikoden is a popular game series with an entire species of anthro dogs (kobolds), including several unique NPCs, and none of them have any individual fan-art on this site. Furaffinity nets a few hits, but all of it's either SFW or... probably wouldn't pass the minimum quality requirement.

furrin_gok said:
Yakkey from Paper Mario 64.

Even for porn of animated objects, it would be pretty hard to make that look sexy. The same goes for a lot of the little one-shot characters in Paper Mario, really. They're cute and charming, yes, but come on... you'd have to be pretty sexually frustrated, to want to sexualize a key.

i know it isn't technically a failure but for how fantastic drawn to life is, i' surprised there's so littlw rule 34 of it out there. although many of its characters have never been 34'd so iguess it counts as a failure for them?

andspywascow said:
i know it isn't technically a failure but for how fantastic drawn to life is, i' surprised there's so littlw rule 34 of it out there. although many of its characters have never been 34'd so iguess it counts as a failure for them?

That's really true actually! I've never seen much yiff art of Drawn to Life even though it's a very beautiful series of platformers with a great story. I especially love Heather's design. It's really unique and the meaning it has to the story is deep.

I've also yet to see little to any yiff of the anime Brigadoon: Marin to Melan, despite it having some hidden furry appeal, in my opinion! I think I found a doujin once, but it was with the human characters... bleh, I wanna see the green Pikachu ripoff thing or the purple turtle -w-

andspywascow said:
i know it isn't technically a failure but for how fantastic drawn to life is, i' surprised there's so littlw rule 34 of it out there. although many of its characters have never been 34'd so iguess it counts as a failure for them?

lucarionycteus said:
That's really true actually! I've never seen much yiff art of Drawn to Life even though it's a very beautiful series of platformers with a great story. I especially love Heather's design. It's really unique and the meaning it has to the story is deep.

I've also yet to see little to any yiff of the anime Brigadoon: Marin to Melan, despite it having some hidden furry appeal, in my opinion! I think I found a doujin once, but it was with the human characters... bleh, I wanna see the green Pikachu ripoff thing or the purple turtle -w-

yeah, drawn to life is super cute and filled with fox-like creatures, you think it'd have heaps of cute rule 34 by now!

i've never heard of brigadoon until now though, but one quick google search shows me a giant alien with mechanical oarts and a little animal dude, you'd think there'd be something of that!

anyway, while i'm typing i've noticed a lack of yoshumitsu from tekken/soulcalibur as well. i dunno, i'm a big fan of his more weird designs and wouldn't mind seeing some dick placed onto them.

I can't find anything on the Wingdrakes from Monster Hunter: World on here or R34. And I think they rarely have any fanart.