Topic: Ban the User Above You Game

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furballs_dc said:
Banned cause XD.

Banned because he caught the other stealing his underwear and making a thong out of the waist bands.

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Banned cause

Help! I've overstoked the boiler! Help me relieve the pressure valves or we're all doomed!

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Banned cause Magnetic meteorite. This meteorite has a powerful positive polarity. Magnetic meteorite. This meteorite has a powerful negative polarity.

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Banned because my Warship Gunner 2 vessels have gas turbines and fusion reactors, not boilers.

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Banned because
DASHING THROUGH THE SANDS
WITH A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY BACK
I HAVE A NASTY PLAN FOR CHRISTMAS IN IRAQ
I GOT TO CHECKPOINT A I GOT TO CHECKPOINT B
BUT THEN I GOT SHOT IN THE ASS BY THE U.S. ARMY
OH JINGLE BOMBS OH JINGLE BOMBS
BLASTING ALL THE WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO BE
AL QUAIDA ON CHRISTMAS DAY

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Banned cause I haven't been here in awhile.

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Banned for takes the easy reason for a ban.

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Banned for being unable to perceive the bright future my brethren and I once envisioned whilst gazing upon a sunrise.

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Banned because within the confines of my mentality I hear crying voices to whom I have promised that you shall die in a most gruesome fashion.

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Banned because approximately ten American miles above the Earth's surface there stands a mechanical man created from retooled aeroplane parts and to himself he thinks that he shall destroy those people below him, for if he is rendered unable to walk amongst them, then he feels he would rather walk the world untroubled by the human race.

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Banned because you are the individual of greater ethics in this particular situation, whilst I, like fire, am incapable of more than wanton destruction and because of this this moment shall be the destruction of your wishes. Your battle to bring my creator to justice before the law shall be burned to cinders, the Man who is of the sixth order of magnitude.

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Banned cause WARNING! Friendly Fire locks have been removed. Anti-Aircraft gun enabled. Checking all targets.

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Banned because if you are not otherwise occupied, the time has come to don your helmet of blue and defeat that dastardly doctor once and for all.

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Rayne: He died a lonely, sad, broken man. I feel sorry for him. Not like I can change the events there though. Oh, and don't get me started on those Omochao things. Good to throw at robots though. Hey don't look at me like that! The Omochao enjoy being thrown at enemys, honest.

So banned for not using Omochao gun.

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Banned 'cause I think being able to kill the tank on Lethal Highway in two shots is pretty funny.

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Banned cause

Rayne: Ok, my blades can't cut through those large doors. No places to wedge my blades either.
Cammy: Ok, here I go.
Jenny: Eek! Storm getting closer!
Angel: It looks mean.
Cammy: Almost. Not too...
Rayne: Mr. Sandman.
Cammy: Almost... Ah, got it, I think. Oh yeah! I'm in!
Angel: Fantastic, now open the door before we get blisters.
Rayne: Or duned to sand forever.
Cammy: That was bad, so bad in fact, the door unlocked itself. Good going Rayne, you made the door feel bad.
Rayne: What can I say? I try.

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Banned because we all live in a nuclear submarine, a nuclear submarine, a nuclear submarine.

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Bnned because
NOVEMBER TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT

Ja.

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furballs_dc said:
Banned because what about December tent?

Banned because you responded first.

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Banned because I'm prepared for the clones clones clones clones clones clones clones clones clones clones clones clones clones clones clones clones clones clones clones

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Banned because You seem to have fared well enough against my clones, let's see how you do against the genuine article!

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Banned because clones have a separate but identical mind, and don't have your soul. Thus they are not you. Thus you only live once (unless you fulfill certain criteria, but this isn't the place for that)

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furballs_dc said:
Banned because of the loopholes.

Never leave loopholes. I'll find 'em, exploit 'em, and ban you. Oh, wait, just did. So, banned.

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Banned for overseeing the even more obvious loophole, by the time his clones are matured to his current age he probably already needs someone to push him around in a wheel chair. :P

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Banned for not pointing out that temporarily accelerating the aging process of clones is a simple task, and that it's not completely necessary for the clones to be the same physical age as the original, so long as they have the same knowledge.

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Banned because it's a sad day when I'm not the biggest nerd in a room. Of course, it takes two guys quoting Revenge of the Sith verbatim to make me feel that way, so...

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