Banned because http://xkcd.com/1132/

'Detector! What would the Bayesian statistician say if I asked him whether the--' [roll] 'I AM A NEUTRINO DETECTOR, NOT A LABYRINTH GUARD. SERIOUSLY, DID YOUR BRAIN FALL OUT?' [roll] '... yes.'

Is furballs_dc banned? [roll] 'yes'

Xch3l said:
Is Xch3l banned? [roll] 'yes'

Xch3l said:
Is furballs_dc banned? [roll] 'no'

Banned because I'm sleepy.

Banned because *gives coffee*

Banned for not believing in the Heart of the Cards(TM).

Banned because the cards have a fold and are now worthless.

Banned because real men play with unofficial cards that are identical to the official ones, except they're printed on high-quality steel.

Banned because those are not steel, but lead and a bunch of them weighs a literal ton.

Banned for not knowing your metals.

Banned for not knowing your metals.

Banned because I'd rtaher not die of lead poisoning.

Banned because of the radioactive duck.

Banned because that duck will be safe to handle in about... 1200 years. ...probably. Y'know, give or take 200 years.

Banned because virtual immortality.

Banned for cryogenics.

Banned for cryogenicist

Banned for venting cyrogas on the rosebushes.

Banned because I like cold temperatures. =3

Banned because it is cooler here now.

Banned because it is 20% cooler now.

Banned because of it's only 19.0000090001000%.

Banned because I am now terrified to sleep at night.

Bambi goes crazy ape bonkers with his drill and sex.

You don't know where that's from, so banned for not getting the reference.

Banned because the kick and the punch are all on the mind

Double banned if you don't get the reference.

Banned cause My name is Mr Robot

Domo arigato, Mr Roboto.

I'm a Super Magneto & I Live in a ghetto

so banned

Banned because GAK!

Banned because that's no battle station, it's a moon!

Banned because we're on page 109, we need to go deeper

Banned because this mission could get messy.

Banned because I'm rolling

Banned cause *doses with waterbucket* Oh wait. You weren't on fire?

Banned because A Whore's Limit Break uses Anal.

Banned because for a moment I read "Anal" as "Arial"

Banned for bringing the font into this.

Banned for not going to the nearest fontain to make a wish

Banned because I did and all I got was this lousy t shirt.

Banned because it may be stupid but it's also dumb

Banned because The Randomizer is a useful device but it lacks discreation

Banned because this is an excellent time to use a randomizer...

Banned cause Bash my buttons baby

Banned because that way you'll never get beyond C in Devil may cry

Banned cause www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2793#comic

Banned because I'm Banned in D.C.

Banned because fire the baby cannon! http://www.smbc-comics.com/?db=comics&id=2026#comic

Banned because I detest infants.

Banned because the alimony is in your heart. http://www.smbc-comics.com/?db=comics&id=1746#comic

Banned because the cousin of a friend was banned too

Banned for not finding the way to turn lead into gold, yet still have the nerve to call yourself an alchemist. I don't care about the percentage of metallic substance you consist of...

Banned because someone needs to do this. http://www.smbc-comics.com/?db=comics&id=2098#comic

_ I control the L mints of chaos _

Banned if you don't get both references.

Banned for destroying Earth with 100 foot diamond meteor. Fiend.

http://what-if.xkcd.com/20/

(last one, 0.9999999999999999999999951c)

Banned because some stars have cores that are made of diamond

Banned cause yup. =◕ ◡ ◕=

So, about that transport...

Banned because its a painful world, signing off.

Banned because boom!

Banned because see y'all in space, cowboys!

Banned because of 12+ hour flu yesterday. =>.<=

Banned because fear may be the mind killer, but knockback is the body killer.

Welcome, Test-Subject 217601, to Cape Canardo, home of semi-competent duck space technology.

Banned if you don't have your spacesuit ready.

Banned because ducks.

Banned because quack quack.

bannned do not pass go do not collect 200$

Banned because collected 200 Mesta.

Braeburned because the word "Mesta" meade me hungry.

Banned because sometimes I dream about cheese.

Banned because of the electric beaver.

banned because I love cheese but would ironically never combine it with milk. :p

Banned for that reason alone.

Banned because wet-mane Pinkie is best Pinkie

Banned cause wet paint.

Banded because you wouldn't drink milk with ketchup either, now wouldn't thou?
....Or? O.o

Banned because my brother eats ketchup + carrots. :D####!