Some place, somewhere, someone is fapping to this.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!!1

Hey slug's old profile pic

Yay, *pays and receives awesome blowjob*

Ma'am? I'm afraid I have urgent business to attend to no....hey,stay away from me.

it's a trap! D:

FIVE CENTS!?!

Blowjobs for five cents? What's the catch?

the-game-master said:
it's a trap! D:

Steel trap to be exact D:

no thanks. i would like to keep my dick.

Gonna be poor forever.

*pulls out a dollar*

Novac said:
Some place, somewhere, someone is fapping to this.

Slug.

If blow jobs are 5¢, then what can I get for a dollar?

aksu747 said:
If blow jobs are 5¢, then what can I get for a dollar?

Oh, I know this! It makes 20 blowjobs.

BUSINESS BAD!
ME BLAME ECONOMY!

Sounds like a bargain to me!

Jesus this is fucking creepy, I mean, that looks like a real carboard box

5 cents for a blowjob, ten dollars for it to *not* give you a blowjob

*puts nickle in cup* now, go blow that guy ^^

I lol'd

Anyone not in line is a wuss.

1st: if this doesnt deserve "nightmare_fuel" tag, nothing does... ever... in all time
2nd:

nme22 said:
*puts nickle in cup* now, go blow that guy ^^

epic

SoWong said: Blowjobs for five cents? What's the catch?

Bandages are $5.
Tourniquets/clamps are $25.
Reconstructive surgery is thousands.
But LoL-o-Troll is priceless.

Bomber64 said:
Anyone not in line is a wuss.

Anyone not in line is SANE

Katalamaru said:
Anyone not in line is SANE

Pfff, why one earth would you want to be that?

Suggestion.

Give it a "weiner"

If it obliterates it into tiny little morsels in half a second, make sure your codpiece is secure and there's a lvl 5 bio barrier on it.

However, if after 5mins the "weiner" is still intact, pull out $20 and have at it.

Valence said:
5 cents for a blowjob, ten dollars for it to *not* give you a blowjob

Impressive..

nme22 said:
*puts nickle in cup* now, go blow that guy ^^

lmfao.... best kill tactic

Hey MorS, how do you know?

This looks legit.

nme22 said:
*puts nickle in cup* now, go blow that guy ^^

Jesus christ thats an assassination!

*pulls out 5 cents in pennys* if you can count that then challenge accepted

*holds out money* hmmmmmmmm... eh you only live once.

Seems legit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0DHe4lJuDY

Arkane said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0DHe4lJuDY

Hah.

anyone got change for a dime?!

Bad investment...
But awesome for the first 7 seconds while your dick is intact.

doesnt matter had sex

Novac said:
Some place, somewhere, someone is fapping to this.

Somehow, that is more horrifying than then picture itself.

THIS.

The funny part is, that''s not the creature giving blowjobs. He just sells them. There's GOTTA be a hot chick in that box =O

The funny part is, that''s not the creature giving blowjobs. He just sells them. There's GOTTA be a hot chick in that box =O

I will not lie, this little bit of nightmare fuel made me smile.

Seems legit.

*crosses arms*
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Novac said:
Some place, somewhere, someone is fapping to this.

A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

ಠ_ಠ

fuck...no

Dude thats a deal!!!!

Mutisija said:
Yay, *pays and receives awesome blowjob*

then i pay *10 seconds later0 AAAH WHERES MY DICK

I think I'd actually pay that thing to NOT give me a blowjob.

I think I'd actually pay that thing to NOT give me a blowjob.

D'AWW. IT"S LIKE A CROCOMIRE <3

Aluminum_Foil said:
D'AWW. IT"S LIKE A CROCOMIRE <3

Holy shit, it really is!

*Gets quad-barreled shotgun*

"Blow on this!"

BOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Well then

This made me laugh for 5 minutes, funniest picture I've seen in weeks

this picture has a very large quantity of yes.

N-no teeth, please... *deposits a nickle.*

rather get from a sexified carcharodontosaurus

Once your dick goes in to that thing's mouth you'll get a lot of lubricin on your dick!

There is a severe lack of A Charlie Brown Christmas references here.

Commenters, I am disappoint.

FFFF said:
Jesus this is fucking creepy, I mean, that looks like a real carboard box

Those cardboard boxes, man, I tell ya, I wouldn't want to run into one of them in a dark alleyway.... I wish my parents wouldn't have...

avarice said:
doesnt matter had sex

Yeah, but now you can't top anymore. So, the joke's on you!

Blowjob without teeth: $4.350

Here comes the nightmare train. Choo-choo

hes actually really cute..... id give him 5 dollars

Arkane said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0DHe4lJuDY

what was the video about its private now?

has a second mouth on her underbelly with three velvety tongues in it.

5 cents so you can blow it, not get it to blow you. Silly people.

Also I wonder the price of a deep tongue kiss.

randomhyena said:
5 cents so you can blow it, not get it to blow you. Silly people.

Also I wonder the price of a deep tongue kiss.

I'll pass dude

Novac said:
Some place, somewhere, someone is fapping to this.

LaughingBaka said:
*pulls out a dollar*

Acolyte said:
BUSINESS BAD!
ME BLAME ECONOMY!

FFFF said:
Jesus this is fucking creepy, I mean, that looks like a real carboard box

nme22 said:
*puts nickle in cup* now, go blow that guy ^^

Demon said:
Suggestion.

Give it a "weiner"

If it obliterates it into tiny little morsels in half a second, make sure your codpiece is secure and there's a lvl 5 bio barrier on it.

However, if after 5mins the "weiner" is still intact, pull out $20 and have at it.

TheShepPistols said:
Jesus christ thats an assassination!

avarice said:
doesnt matter had sex

BlackHairedSub said:
The funny part is, that''s not the creature giving blowjobs. He just sells them. There's GOTTA be a hot chick in that box =O

You are all the best.

MorS said:
I see problem here somewhere... THIS THING IS MALE!

how is that a problem?

Here's 20 bucks.

SoWong said:
Blowjobs for five cents? What's the catch?

I think she's the catch.

Your cock's the bait

the-game-master said:
it's a trap! D:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA

fuck a bunch a'THAT!!!!

Y'know, somewhere in this comment section someone said that someone, somewhere is fapping to this. And that ladder someone is me.

Patrick- Hey sponge? Can I borrow a quarter?

Trumps economic plan in a nutshell

How much not to have one?

Can you break a dime?

Well, there goes my comment upvotes for an hour.

Five cents for a blowjob? These are some hard times.

ShadowManGray said:
Five cents for a blowjob? These are some hard times.

Yes, economy is in a bad state.

O_o

Heck, I'd put a nickel in that cup just to confuse bypassers

I only do these things with puffer fish. Get it? Cuz you puff with your m- you know what. I'm just gonna leave.

Girl, you're beautiful. Don't sell yourself short! You're worth _at least_ seven cents!

novac said:
Some place, somewhere, someone is fapping to this.

I dont doubt that for a moment

I know this is old, but someone should do a follow up where the cup is overflowing with money and the creature is covered in cum.

bomber64 said:
Pfff, why one earth would you want to be that?

I know right. Crazy is the way of the modern world, and to quote a famous character from mlp:fim “what fun is there in making sense😈”

sowong said:
Blowjobs for five cents? What's the catch?

Someone's penis is this thing's catch.

No thank you

flare said:
Oh, I know this! It makes 20 blowjobs.

catch is that after the first one i doubt you'll be able to redeem the other 19

"How'd you get those marks?"

Well... funny story

Would it count as a blowjob if I just rub my dick on the tongue?

Hey, you get what you pay for.