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[Lord of the Cum Throne]

Rendered in Cycles - 4K resolution in source

Webm compression is hard to squeeze under 100MB...

Audio Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWpCdUQLWwU

4K 60FPS Download: https://mega.nz/file/5glQRbCJ#Grf_kSVM7rKW_bOtNLJVS1Htpcf4zQERb-1nzb0OzcU

-Update- MEGA link corrected, should work again~

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    Daemon Animated

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    dragonofice said:
    Isn't this the same?

    red_bear said:
    Wasn't this already posted though?

    Yes, but no. The previous upload was a low-quality "viewport" render. This is the full-fat high-resolution dick-in-your-face Ultra Cum Edition

    The Source link is the 4K resolution video. Previous one was only 540p

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    Daemon Animated

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    dragonofice said:
    Exept from this,what is the diff? It's the same just in goddamned High Definition!

    Rendered in Eevee vs Cycles, plus viewport vs render means:

    Accurate physical shading, global illumination, reflections, and shadows (used to be just screenspace), subdivisions are enabled (his gloves no longer break into his hands), bloom and motionblur are applied, tonemapping / grading. I improved simulation mesh resolutions and smoothing, some were redone like Kratos's impact splash and Krystal's fluids.

    I also did animation retouches and lip sync where necessary, fixes in clipping like Jean's outfit, reworking some shaders to work properly in Cycles like the Genshin anime shaders and cum fluids. Aether's face wasn't even animated before. Proper alpha compositing of Giant Farquaad to the regular sized group in the castle.

    Lots of little things that would've been far more obvious and broken if I just went with the same work as before in the higher resolution.

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    SirCumsize

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    I knew this was a cursed video from the thumbnail, boy I was not disappointed but also thoroughly entertained unlike my naรฏve childhood sitting in the corner.

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    cornorb

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    the mental anguish i will be in trying to not meme abt this to my non-e621 friends , , , ,, , ,,,, dear god what have you unleashed

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    cyaulrk

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    Welp, this is it. This is the greatest shitpost in the history of the internet. Pack it in, boys, we've been beat.

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    HyBrithe

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    I see that you have improved your art. Much better shading and detail and the gloves no longer have those annoying holes in them (clipping). I kept watching the old clip from time to time, especially when I needed a good laugh after a fucked up day.

    BTW, didn't I hear that there were two other animations you made along with this one? I never saw them under your tag. Do they exist or was that just someone's imagination?

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    Vetraxus

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    This clearly just increased my power level, thank you Cumlord Farquaad.

    I find it also hilarious the downvoting crew molding over a master piece like this, go back to your renamon basiquery.

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    Taitou

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    Thank you, Daemon_Animated. The bump in quality and effort is wonderful. I look forward to afflicting those I know with this masterpiece's existence.

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    Daemon Animated

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    hybrithe said:
    I see that you have improved your art. Much better shading and detail and the gloves no longer have those annoying holes in them (clipping). I kept watching the old clip from time to time, especially when I needed a good laugh after a fucked up day.

    BTW, didn't I hear that there were two other animations you made along with this one? I never saw them under your tag. Do they exist or was that just someone's imagination?

    I have a little Renamon bounce test, and a Leon X Ada meme animation on my Twitter + Rule34.xxx. Since that one has 0% furry content, it's not here.

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    Rixoli

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    I have....so many questions, and I feel like I'd be required to fetch a flamethrower before I seek answers.

    It's beautiful and confusing and jarring and weird...I hate it......well done.

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    moefox

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    Very nice work, Crystal and Renamon's models look so cute! May I know information about these two models?

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    FuzzyGears

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    Lost it with the Renamon scene. Right on point.
    Good job on Renas animation and nice choice of model for it too, she's got the right balance balance of cute and well... what he said.

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    Grayscalie

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    Welp, looks like I need to change my profile picture already. Still, the animation is much better, even if it did lose that amateurish charm.

    Also, love the line "make bank, smoke dank." Genius, I tell you.

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    CCRP

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    Cum zone should be a tag

    Edit: all I can see is markiplier because of that E meme

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    1337 '~

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    This is Lord Fuckwad. Twin of Lord Farquadd. There is a reason why Fuckwad is left alone with his massive legion of subjects. As the Lord of Cum his power is clear. He is a rather chill dude. No force, no violence, just cum. Majorly dislikes beta nerds though.

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    Neforius

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    When I showed this vid to my boss, instead of getting fired, I got a promotion. Thanks for creating an epic video.

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    Kaiser-Von-Raubtiere

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    Wordlessly capture home invaders, then force them to watch this on loop until the police arrive.
    *dun dun*
    It was a mistake to CUM here.

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    NSFWerewolf

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    kaiser-von-raubtiere said:
    Wordlessly capture home invaders, then force them to watch this on loop until the police arrive.
    *dun dun*
    It was a mistake to CUM here.

    This, and don't call the police until you wake up the next morning.

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    DrNameless

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    hitslip said:
    wait this isnt a youtube shitpost video?

    You say shitpost, I say masterpiece.

    Also wait, did you match his eyebrows to the expression of the original throughout the video? If so that is an extreme attention to detail.

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    tuna123

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    this is pure shit shaped into an art. My eyes are bleeding and I am going to watch this again and again until I bleed out

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    PowerPlay

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    All I have to ask is this.

    Is there anything on this mortal fucking coil that can even contend with the majestic fuckery that is Farquaad, Lord of Cum?

    There's Black Air Force Activity and then there's Cum Energy.

    Cum Energy is winning.

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    Devisidev

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    dotesco said:
    i was brought here by a video of phoenix wright reading all the dam tags, I regret my decision

    I was brought by the same video and by god am I glad I saw it

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    Stray Moth

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    You know, I'm pleasantly surprised that seeing Lord Farquaad's dick and balls didn't scar me for life. If this wasn't funny as hell, it might have though. :)

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    Daemon Animated

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    cheeseypoofs said:
    Is the focal length zoom into his face when he says "give me the cum scar" a reference to something?

    Not necessarily, it's just a classic Dolly-Zoom effect that gives a bit of a neat / weird visual effect.

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    Hclv1

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    This wasn't what I have in mind when I searched "doom animated" but, it was whort hahaha

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    Adam Coyote

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    Daemon_Animated said:

    dirtyhorse65 said:I want whatever the creator of this was on.

    bluecomm said:So... Cum.

    Additionally, it was the power of work burnout, 3 years of lockdown insanity, and rum all combined with my general depravity :D

    I know next to nothing about animating anything (I suspect it may involve cumputers) but it really seems like a lot of effort went into this. Nice work.

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    BrianJanster

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    daemon_animated said:
    Yes, but no. The previous upload was a low-quality "viewport" render. This is the full-fat high-resolution dick-in-your-face Ultra Cum Edition

    The Source link is the 4K resolution video. Previous one was only 540p

    That's one way to describe the difference XD

    However your explanation is perfectly fits this "meme'verse" video

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    Maria Kauffman

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    Science went too far and we should've stopped. I'm presenting this at my possible insanity hearing. I will ask the judge for euthanasia for myself, life sentence for InfectedMushroom. Good day.

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    Lukas18

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    I mightve lost my brain cells trying to process what the hell happened in this, not going to be rude about anything, but good work XD

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    Daemon Animated

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    alphamule said:
    LOL, I wonder if separate segments exist in a loop. Dancing derriere in infinite loop, for example.

    Not currently, but it's not a bad idea for filler content if I hit a creative block.

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    wanda

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    So this is what the Phoenix Wright shitpost was talking to
    Huh. This ain't shitpost, but cumpost.

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    pineshemstick

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    I... I... This... This is the greatest shit post of all time. Hands down I don't care what else you find this the shitpost of the fuckin century and it's porn xD

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    cornorb said:
    the mental anguish i will be in trying to not meme abt this to my non-e621 friends , , , ,, , ,,,, dear god what have you unleashed

    i spent over an hour trying to figure out a way i could turn the video into something a little SFW just to post it on a stupid facebook group that I knew would love it... i failed and now most of them will never know this exists at all... its sad really. lol

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    Kain241

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    I did not know that I needed to see Lord Farquad as a dominant cum dispensing god with a harem of willing bitches of all types. But now I have, and I am happy.

    I shall now go to search Farquad in the E6 tags, and see what he's been up to.

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    Rawring floof

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    This always makes me laught by the way this comment was made on a xbox Series x console not an add just how many of you can say that lmao also my first comment

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    NukiRaccoon

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    This is still one of the most hilarious videos I've ever seen. I am amazed, especially realizing that this must have taken hours, not only to put together, but to render...

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    p-to-da-m

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    cornorb said:
    the mental anguish i will be in trying to not meme abt this to my non-e621 friends , , , ,, , ,,,, dear god what have you unleashed

    I had this issue. I have 1 e6 friend but it wasn't enough. I wanted to show everyone

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    Daemon Animated

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    kain241 said:
    I did not know that I needed to see Lord Farquad as a dominant cum dispensing god with a harem of willing bitches of all types. But now I have, and I am happy.

    I shall now go to search Farquad in the E6 tags, and see what he's been up to.

    Not much atm, just some static renders. I did one "He wanted to Order" on my twitter / Rule34.xxx but since it's not Furry content, it's not here.

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    abppbd

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    Russian roulette with a cum gun

    "Danger. All personnel evacuate to mars surface.
    The lord Farquaad has control of the BCG.
    Repeat, The lord farquaad has the BCG."

    All the non-belivers will be executed by excessive cum with the Big Cumming Gun.

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    Ri'zahr

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    Congratulations! You've reached the end of e621. Please turn around and go back the way you came. We look forward to your return.

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    redsith

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    1st Day of New Years 2023 and what did I just see...CUM AND BIG DICK ENERGY!! ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค˜

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    Scar Elifas

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    great.... i was singing that entire day in other country, like - they dont know english anyways, who cares.

    Now i cant watch into the eyes of my grocery seller dude. he knew HE KNEEEEEEEEEWWWWW

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    jr666

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    Believe me, we should have a Chinese version, and it will be popular!
    ็›ธไฟกๆˆ‘๏ผŒๆˆ‘ไปฌๅบ”่ฏฅๆœ‰ไธ€ไธชไธญๆ–‡็‰ˆๆœฌ๏ผŒๅฎƒไผšๅคง็ซ็š„๏ผ

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    Avogadrone Dragon

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    jr666 said:
    Believe me, we should have a Chinese version, and it will be popular!
    ็›ธไฟกๆˆ‘๏ผŒๆˆ‘ไปฌๅบ”่ฏฅๆœ‰ไธ€ไธชไธญๆ–‡็‰ˆๆœฌ๏ผŒๅฎƒไผšๅคง็ซ็š„๏ผ

    ่ฟ™็Žฉๆ„ๅ„ฟ้ฎๆŒกไธ€ไธ‹ไผ ๅˆฐB็ซ™ไธŠไผšๆญป็š„ๅง๏ผˆ็‹—ๅคด๏ผ‰

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    Revolvus

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    kyra_chan said:
    Shantae getting obliterated by cum might be the funniest thing I've seen on this website.

    Does anyone know where that model of Shantae comes from? I've never seen it before.

    Found it: https://smutba.se/project/31323/

    There's credits for all the models on the creator's twitter.

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    ForloneFornication

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    I only stumbled on this because the search bar suggested "cum_nuke" when I was typing something else and I had to bear witness. One of the greatest choices I've ever made.

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    Zero621

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    i desperately want to see a fan animation of "your cum won't last".

    especially since it includes that zero wing reference.

    can only imagine what people would do with that.

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    mustsans

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    ่™ฝ็„ถ่ฏดๆˆ‘็œ‹ไธๆ‡‚่ฟ™ไธช่ง†้ข‘,ไฝ†ๆˆ‘็œ‹่ฟ™ไธช่ง†้ข‘ๆœ‰่ฟ™ไนˆ้ซ˜็š„็‚น่ตžๆ•ฐ,ๆˆ‘ๆ„Ÿ่ง‰ๅฏไปฅๆŠ•ๅˆฐB็ซ™ไธŠ,็„ถๅŽๅ†ๆ‰“ไบฟ็‚น็ 

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    mustsans

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    ่ฏ„่ฎบๅคชๅคšไบ†,ๆ‰‹ๆป‘่ฆๅฅฝไน…๏ผŒๆทฆ

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    Daemon Animated

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    Just so everyone knows, I keep looking back at these comments when I feel sad :)

    I love seeing all the reactions to it, and it amazes me to continually see new ones~

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    TenchiZero

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    daemon_animated said:
    Just so everyone knows, I keep looking back at these comments when I feel sad :)

    I love seeing all the reactions to it, and it amazes me to continually see new ones~

    You managed to create a work of art in 3D animation

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    Diamond Haze

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    I have to say this really made my night tonight. I've scratched but a mere scratch on the surface of what is e6 throughout the years, so I am glad there are gems like this masterpeice here, and more just waiting to be found I know it. I really do appreciate this post!

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    Alexander friccer

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    2 years later and this video still baffles me. Not in a bad way, but in a way that makes me curious as to how people come up with this.

    10/10 funny video

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