Banned for not knowing.

Banned for not eating the dead puppy to stop its release of CO2 into the atmosphere thus resulting in global warming!
TL;DR: Banned for killing the earth!

Banned because I was framed! >_<;

Banned for not being scared of the darkness even though I'm probably in it.

Banned because I have thumbs

Banned because you lie until proven otherwise.

Banned because this is it

Banned because nobody is free, freedom is an illusion given to those without power by those with power.

Banned because true freedom is anarchy. No, really.

banned becaue noone was free under Hitler's reign.

Banned because Hitler committed suicide before it was cool.

Test-Subject_217601 said:
Banned because Hitler committed suicide before it was cool.

b& because:
In Soviet Russia, suicide commits you!

Banned becauseI want to get a Hottie's Hoodie and put a description on it that says "In Soviet Russia, Kenny kills you!"

Banned because Mmmphh-mphhhh-mmphh

Banned for not pudding a teddapudda heh!

Banned for not pud pulling?

~table flip~

Banned for not setting up a teleporter and instead forcing your teammates to run all the way past all the points they've already captured just to get to where they need to be.

inb4: They need the exercise.

banned for flipping tables... Theres no need for that test...

Banned because okay. ;-;

~unflips table~

Banned because I keep getting my figurative balls rocked in Castlevania. >:C

Banned for being figurative

Banned for being literal.

Banned cuz I forgive your rage table flipping... Though my plate of spaghetti is still pissed...

Banned because I hate CoDfags. >:T

banned cuz im a codfag -_-

Banned 'cause you're well-behaved, and therefore not a CoDfag. All CoDfags are CoD players, but not all CoD players are CoDfags.

Ooooh... Well banned for not clarifying sooner lol

Banned because I'm in lesbians with my Phlog. *w*

Banned cuz its been a while since I was in lesbians and im slightly jealous...

Banned because all those tasty, delicious crits. *Q*

banned cuz idunno what a crit is and im in too much discomfort to look it up right now

Banned for not knowing that crit = critical hit.

Banned cuz I never would have got that lol

Banned for not responding sooner.

Banned cuz im trying... Discomfort gets in the way of desire to do things

Banned for lounging in a crappy chair.

Banned for preventing me from banning Ivory. Why do you do this to be Firefox fox?

Test-Subject_217601 said:
Banned for preventing me from banning Ivory. Why do you do this to be Firefox fox?

Firefox has prevented you from banning.
Deal with it!

Banned because I don't even use Firefox!

Banned because Opera

Banned 'cause Chrome.

Banned because netscape>all.

Banned because IE<all

Banned because IE isn't all that bad...better than netscape & Opera IMHO...

Banned 'cause Malik molested Sophie. D:

Banned because I'm thinking if I use my first username (the one that has the original X) instead of the actual one...

Banned for thinking of a username change.

Banned because you lack the skillz to masterbate correctly...

Banned because I got nothing for "Keep a word, Drop a word" :/

I ban myself because I can't find a LM7812
inb4 baned for not getting anything

Banned because it's 2AM and I'm fucking tired.

Banned cause its 5 AM and I already slept.

Banned cuz android

Banned 'cause It's 9AM and I just woke up. ._.

bandroid

iBan

Banned for jumping on the ban-wagon.

Banned for pun.

Banny rabbit, ban-ister, bantastic, bannifico!

ban-ana

Steamed Ban

Test-Subject_217601 said:
Steamed Ban

VAC ban

4 Test: Banned for your impatience
4 Mario: Banned for ninjaing me

Banned because a lot of insufferable fucks seem to have the attitude of "someone killed me, they must be hacking".

Banned because that sounds very formal for them

Banned fire playing the wrong games where theses kinda fucktards keep appearing.
Both of you.

Banned 'cause they show up in all multiplayer games.

Banned because they're everywhere!

Banned cuz you people are raging about a luxury. I havent been able to game since january so... Be thankful?

Banned because pizza's here!

banned cuz you didnt tell me you were getting pizza...

Pizza? Pffft! I. ATE. SOUP!!!
Banned for letting me eat it TT_TT

Banned for worrying about your weight.
/hasthemetabolismofahummingbirdoncrack

Banned for havingthemetabolismofahummingbirdoncrack.
Also, I'm not fat ¬¬ I'm slender

Banned for being Slenderman.