Banned because... uh... *thinks*

Banned for having to think about that.

Banned cuz we have the most banposts here!

Banned 'cause it's not over 9000 though.

Banned cuz dammit it will be!

Banned 'cause nobody's keepin' track a' my heads batted in.

Banned because no avatars are displaying (I have them enabled) :/
Edit: After I posted they appeared again

Banned for being so derpy.

Banned because "Milhouse isn't a meme" is a meme while Milhouse itself isn't a meme

Banned for over thinking it.

Banned for the very creepy MLP avatar.

Banned because your avatar fits your reason

banned for using derp thinking avatar

Banned because ponies.

Banned because post #232280

Banned because I don't like alcohol.

Banned for hating on alcohol.

Banned for not respecting alternate views.

Banned because I don't drink alcohol either... it's just happy water j/k

Banned because I'm a very sad drunk.

Banned because I feel bad.

Banned because I'm sleepy
I woke up because I heard a doorbell on the TV, man on the TV! *cries*

Banned for not pertaining your banishment to Enigmatic.

Banned because I was between the sacred silence and sleep

Banned because sleepin is silence.

Banned becuase life is it? get it? see it? feel it? eat it?

Banned because what is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

Banned because it's also tomorrow's yesterday.

Banned because you forgot that it is two days before the day after tomorrow.

Banned because it's also seven days after a week ago.

Banned for acting like a calender.

Banned for not telling 217601 the reference of "two days before the day after tomorrow."

Banned because I won't do it

Banned because you will do it

Banned because you have yet to do it.

Banned because no

Banned because too many feels.

i ban you for eating my cake to the moon exp 1000 years or so im busy

Banned for whatever that was.

Banned because I'm just as confused as you are.

Banned because pop

Banned because metal :P

Banned because reggae

Banned because you brought links into this.

Banned because theyre trying to build a prison... Another prison system...

Banned 'cause prison inmates should be required by law to donate a pint of blood per month. :V

Banned cuz utilizing drugs to pay for secret wars around the world...

Banned 'cause you might have weapons of mass destruction, but Quebecers have weapons of mass distinction.

Banned cuz I dont want any beef with that...

Banned 'cause good. :3

Banned for using quebecian scare tactics... :p

Banned 'cause I'm not even from Quebec! ~awesomeface~

Banned for being sad over small titties.

Banned for being confused over your own post.

Banned because I love those tits.

Banned because o///o

Banned because tits man! Look at them!

Banned because sigh... like golfballs... ;A;

Banned because tits are tits, no matter what. Cheer up :D

Banned because when they're little they're tittles.

Banned cause they are still titties, and titties are awesome.

Banned becaues I like big tits and cannot lie

Banned 'cause ;A;

Banned because i like small tits, Problem?

Banned because your enjoyment of small breastages makes me blush. ;///;

Banned because all tits are great as long as they are reasonably proportionate.

Banned for making me change my point of view

Banned because i like all sizes. (breaking the silence)

Banned because why are we talking about boobs anyway? ;A;

Banned for being there to be banned.

Banned because they are so round and warm and soft and jiggly... :3
Teh bewbz

Banned because banned.

Banned because OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE

Permzbanned due to shitty meme

Banned cause the meme is alright.