Show Search Options
In response to blip #125926

@Daleport996:
@HOME-DEPOT:

Heh! I can imagine when someone talks to you, you don’t know what to or HOW to respond professionally, so you just type it in your phone like you’re deaf, and after you’re done, you then show them your sentence through your phone like some autistic kid.

🙂📱

And they be like, “Oh, word?” 😆

In response to blip #125924

W0LFB3AT5 said:
Amazing how our brains work:

Your online comments exhibit a professional tone, yet your real-life conversations often lack coherence.

Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks. 😅

That’s honestly the only reason i struggle talking irl, and even then barely. Being able to lay out your words in thoughts, all the time in the world to find the right words and be perfectly clear, and not stutter when i’m interrupted, etc etc.

In response to blip #125924

W0LFB3AT5 said:
Amazing how our brains work:

Your online comments exhibit a professional tone, yet your real-life conversations often lack coherence.

Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks. 😅

I have thesaurus/dictionary.com open in another tab 80% of the time I write anything on the internet. Sometimes Wiktionary as well.

Also, you'll never know how long it took me to write this blip. I don't actually know either, because I wasn't keeping track.

Amazing how our brains work:

Your online comments exhibit a professional tone, yet your real-life conversations often lack coherence.

Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks. 😅

Ordered a new controller a few days ago i get the notification its been delivered somewhere but nowhere near me i got a refund and ordered one with next day delivery so i get a better courier

mr. Self Destruct
mr. Killmyself
mr. What's-It-To-Ya

are there any other misters i should know about?

In response to blip #125920

somethingedgey said:
Which ones?

I have jumbo, albert hein, boni and a aldi nearby

There is a coop pretty far away from me, but it will be worth it i hope

turns out I lied to you (sorry) the product finder I was using autocorrected my search to the U.S.
However, I did find this, But I don't think it has the apple flavoring, so I would recomend adding half of one of this packets and half of whatever apple drink flavoring you can find

Yo…

Some porno videos I’ve been watching that have one those furry or anime PMV/HMV’s have one of the hottest bangers! 🎶🎶🎶

Hmmm… I wonder… 😏💡

y'ever just look back at your old posts/writings and just feel an immense amount of cringe down to ya core? cause. my god (old is subjective)

guys I just invented my new favourite drink! it's a milkshake.

Recipe

serving size: 1 drink

Ingredients
  • 1 serving of milk or milk substitute of any kind
  • an appropiate amount of (vanilla) icecream for your container
  • 1 packet of spiced apple drink powder*

*they sell this at costco

You will also need
  • the container in which you will serve the drink: glass, cup, mug, flask, etc.
  • a blender or mixer of any kind
Preparation

Put the apple powder and the icecream into the container. Fill with milk leaving enough space for it to grow. If you're using a blender, pour the contents into the blender. Blend or mix, make sure air gets in so it can foam, as milkshakes shoud. Serve.

I would like to try this with plain icecream so I can add the vanilla myself so the flavours can be more balanced, but I'm too lazy to make the it myself.
I understand it isn't such a revolutionary idea, but I like that I made it myself.

I wish we had more e621 post recommendation services, those services were pretty fun when they were actually usable.

In response to blip #125905

Lafcadio said:
Using pseudonyms is pretty standard for English-speaking internet services, Google email and Youtube included. There are a handful of services like Linkedin and Facebook where they expect your profile to represent a real person, but this is the exception rather than the norm.

There was Quora which had a strict real name policy, but it degenerated like most other things on the site

In response to blip #125896

I_love_Risim said:
I'm back, I downloaded more non-Chinese software, I would like to ask, when registering an account (from Google email to Youtube) to enter a name, please ask if this name must be in real name. Or can you use a virtual name?(Attached Chinese, when the translator I used translated strange words附上中文,当我使用的翻译器翻译出了奇怪的话时)
我回来了,我下载了更多的非中文软件,我想要询问一下,在注册账号(从Google邮箱到Youtube)时要求输入姓名,请问这个姓名是否必须需要用真名。还是说可以使用虚拟的名称

Using pseudonyms is pretty standard for English-speaking internet services, Google email and Youtube included. There are a handful of services like Linkedin and Facebook where they expect your profile to represent a real person, but this is the exception rather than the norm.

Had somenoodles for lunch went to the bathroom whilst the water in the kettle was heating up and came back to it turns out the water didnt heat at all was wondering why they tasted odd still edible though lol

In response to blip #125897

I_love_Risim said:
Including for the choice of gender and age, no one on the Chinese Internet will answer this kind of thing, sorry
包括对于性别和年龄的选择,中文互联网上没有人会解答这种东西,抱歉

No, these prompts are never verified. You can put literally whatever you want on any of them. I frequently fill them in with 'No'.

The only time these matter are for official things (like your bank).

In response to blip #125896

I_love_Risim said:
I'm back, I downloaded more non-Chinese software, I would like to ask, when registering an account (from Google email to Youtube) to enter a name, please ask if this name must be in real name. Or can you use a virtual name?(Attached Chinese, when the translator I used translated strange words附上中文,当我使用的翻译器翻译出了奇怪的话时)
我回来了,我下载了更多的非中文软件,我想要询问一下,在注册账号(从Google邮箱到Youtube)时要求输入姓名,请问这个姓名是否必须需要用真名。还是说可以使用虚拟的名称

Including for the choice of gender and age, no one on the Chinese Internet will answer this kind of thing, sorry
包括对于性别和年龄的选择,中文互联网上没有人会解答这种东西,抱歉

I'm back, I downloaded more non-Chinese software, I would like to ask, when registering an account (from Google email to Youtube) to enter a name, please ask if this name must be in real name. Or can you use a virtual name?(Attached Chinese, when the translator I used translated strange words附上中文,当我使用的翻译器翻译出了奇怪的话时)
我回来了,我下载了更多的非中文软件,我想要询问一下,在注册账号(从Google邮箱到Youtube)时要求输入姓名,请问这个姓名是否必须需要用真名。还是说可以使用虚拟的名称

Rare thing happened today. I saw two Ford Focuses. Ford Foci? Two vehicles of the Ford Focus variety. These are rare where I live.

Edit: Image sources have little icons next to them! That's neat.

In response to blip #125885

@W0LFB3AT5: I suppose I could, I don't actually care though I just thought it was funny.
Besides I'm the only person there that knows how to do my job and it's a hot mess if I'm not there, a hot mess I have to clean up when I get back.

In response to blip #125882

Dripen_Arn said:
i know you've already taken my rando request; but you should totally try to follow this guide

LMAO
That sounds fun, I might try it
I've only got 3 uploads left on my limit right now though and I wanna save it for full renders whenever I get around to it. I know people like my sketches too but it feels weird to be archiving my art but mostly not having anything "finished" to include.

If I do make something based on this guide I'll let you know or blip it

What's with centipedes and their final pair of back legs? Buddy, if I want to be confused on whether you're going backwards of forwards, I'm gonna look at a Citroen Ami (not the original one).

I'm getting worried. It's been 25 days and my latest post hasn't been approved yet. I mean, quality wise it should have passed. I have posted art of similar quality that got approved in the past.

I'm going to be taking free sketch requests for about the next hour, starting at the time this blip goes up

I'll draw pretty much anything anthro, but it has to be simple enough to do relatively quickly (and I'll let you know if it's too complex). The type of drawing will be an uncolored but relatively polished sketch like these that I also did -
post #4610691 post #4610198 post #4613570

Why? I'm doing them for practice drawing other people's ideas before I start up commissions again later this year. Yes they're free, no strings attached.
After I'm done, you can post it here if you'd like by using my artist tag! Otherwise I may post it myself.

After an hour no more requests will be accepted. It might take a few days for me to finish yours.
Want one? Contact me on Discord: vbnorsr (Requests via dmail may not be seen)

In response to blip #125857

BuizelLover said:
Ah, good song, listen to that some times as well.

Aw man you've heard of it already! (good taste tho)
Another song that came out more recently that I quite like is God by Jack Daniels. It's very "sexy" sounding and has a pretty addictive beat IMO.

EDIT: Artist is Jake Daniels, not Jack

In response to blip #125852

BuizelLover said:
Anyone recommend any good songs?

been listening a lot to frailty by jane remover

got a good mix of downbeat acoustic jams and hype as hell catchy bangers (sometimes in the same song) all with an occasional but overlaying white noise

it's a 13 track album, so if you just want some specific unskipable tracks (i.e. personal favorites):

* your clothes
* movies for guys (a real good vertical slice for the album overall)
* misplaced
* search party
* goldfish
* can you tell?